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[RadtheCad]

That's some very specific destruction there. I dearly hope this will end up with us destroying the sun.

I hope not. Then the game will be over. Once the sun's gone, we've probably got eight, nine minutes before we get hit with the debris, and even if not there's only so long before the world freezes and starves. Either way, our work here is done.

Also, it's the first turn and the police are already after us.  Bravo.  Once we're done here, I say we use our powers to destroy all evidence of us being responsible.

How? Kill everyone that saw us here?

No, stretch the definition of destruction and let the GM reality sort it out for us.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Blow open a large pothole to slow them down.

[aattss]

Attempt to tap into the inherently destructive nature of cars. TVtropes link for bonus points.

[RadtheCad]

Subsequently utilise Rule of cool to power self up,

[Wwolin]

As a pair of officers step out of the car, you focus on the tires, causing all four of them to explode simultaneously with a loud pop. Needless to say, this confuses the hell out of the officers, and after some speech which is too faint for you to make out, one of them begins crawling around the lot on his hands and knees while the other begins heading towards the dorm. You use your power on him as he approaches, aiming to sever his arteries and nerves to slow his pursuit. It works a little too well however. The officer manages to take a few more shaky steps towards the dorm before collapsing in a heap as his tendons are severed with an audible pop. A moment later, he bursts apart violently, showering the area with tiny bits of flesh and bone and causing the screams from inside the dorm to intensify. The man's partner looks up from the parking lot and begins screaming as well, before pulling out a walkie-talkie and backing behind the car.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine
Influence: Slightly drained
Sanity: Fine

[ICBM pilot]

make a hamburger costume and use blood instead of ketchup and human meat instead of beef. rename the thread to You are the Hamburger  of the Apocalypse: A Suggestion Game

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Fuck apocalypse bringing. Being the harbinger sucks.

Lets do the opposite. Kill the fuckers trying to make us do this. Bring it onto THEM.

[Morrigi]

Lay low for a bit and see how the media responds to a cop exploding in broad daylight on a college campus.

[Gamerlord]

Fuck apocalypse bringing. Being the harbinger sucks.

Lets do the opposite. Kill the fuckers trying to make us do this. Bring it onto THEM.

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

Lay low for a bit and see how the media responds to a cop exploding in broad daylight on a college campus.

+1 also test to see if indirectly causing destruction powers us up (i.e. Would setting into action a course of events leading to the destruction of a building be the same as destroying it ourself?)

[Yourmaster]

Lay low for a bit and see how the media responds to a cop exploding in broad daylight on a college campus.

+1 also test to see if indirectly causing destruction powers us up (i.e. Would setting into action a course of events leading to the destruction of a building be the same as destroying it ourself?)

+1

[GreatWyrmGold]

make a hamburger costume and use blood instead of ketchup and human meat instead of beef. rename the thread to You are the Hamburger  of the Apocalypse: A Suggestion Game

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-1

Lay low for a bit and see how the media responds to a cop exploding in broad daylight on a college campus.

+1 also test to see if indirectly causing destruction powers us up (i.e. Would setting into action a course of events leading to the destruction of a building be the same as destroying it ourself?)

+1

+1

[RadtheCad]

Technically, as our job is causing the destruction of everything, it would make sense to start at the top in order to cause all of reality to break down, ensuring maximum destruction.

So, yes.  Let's try destroying whatever deity is in control here, if there is one in this universe.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Technically, as our job is causing the destruction of everything, it would make sense to start at the top in order to cause all of reality to break down, ensuring maximum destruction.

So, yes.  Let's try destroying whatever deity is in control here, if there is one in this universe.

Of course we will eventuality do that but we may need to destroy several moons and small planetoids before we have that kind of power in our sphere.

[RadtheCad]

And a car or two. Maybe a Zebra.

Sometimes I like to imagine all 'You are X' games take place in the same Universe.