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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2013, 12:58:23 pm »
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on November 26, 2013, 04:20:34 pm
I certaintly didn't wake up this morning thinking I would see pictures of Disney princesses with beards, but I'm glad I did.

I repeat this sentiment.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2013, 07:42:08 pm »
If someone made a Dwarf Fortress show, I would be hysterical.

They should make them actually speak Dwarven, and just use English subtitles.

Obviously, the sentences would be really short compared to what the subtitles show, since 90% of grammar would be lost (the word "no" would probably be "ngutug" [negative] or "kez" [negate]) But it would be awesome
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2013, 10:01:10 pm »
What if dwarven grammar is entirely tone-based?
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2013, 10:18:27 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on December 03, 2013, 10:01:10 pm
What if dwarven grammar is entirely tone-based?
Well, for the sake of an animated series, I think they could stretch it.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 03:00:13 pm »
We really should do this as a community mega project and the animation could be like rainbow dash presents(a few seconds per frame normally) but with worse art.
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Quote from: Mimodo on July 31, 2014, 07:52:10 am
On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 01:25:02 am »
Screenshots.

In Vanilla ASCII.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 01:54:22 am »
No I want people to watch a mother slowly rip her baby apart then beat her husband to death with its severed lower body!
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Quote from: Mimodo on July 31, 2014, 07:52:10 am
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 02:03:50 am »
I want to see dwarves decapitating goblins with an artifact axe!

I sort of envision an artifact axe to look like a chain-axe from Warhammer 40K.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 04:37:50 am »
Maybe we could use ASCII for most things and only dwarf important things.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2013, 10:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on November 28, 2013, 01:20:27 am
Episode 17:The Candy Mine
Episode 18:The Circus comes to Town
Episode 19:Too Many Clowns!
Episode 20:The End
Do you REALLY think all of that would take 4 episodes?
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2013, 11:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Trickman on December 08, 2013, 10:59:22 pm
Quote from: Enemy post on November 28, 2013, 01:20:27 am
Episode 17:The Candy Mine
Episode 18:The Circus comes to Town
Episode 19:Too Many Clowns!
Episode 20:The End
Do you REALLY think all of that would take 4 episodes?
If this was DBZ, it would last 40.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2013, 10:37:35 pm »
Quote from: HenAi on December 08, 2013, 11:35:59 pm
Quote from: Trickman on December 08, 2013, 10:59:22 pm
Quote from: Enemy post on November 28, 2013, 01:20:27 am
Episode 17:The Candy Mine
Episode 18:The Circus comes to Town
Episode 19:Too Many Clowns!
Episode 20:The End
Do you REALLY think all of that would take 4 episodes?
If this was DBZ, it would last 40.

If this were DBZ, it would take 40 episodes to breach the licorice.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2013, 10:47:24 pm »
If Penn Ward worked on something like this...
Imagine the possibilities.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2013, 10:56:13 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Brutally killing more important characters than A Song of Ice and Fire since 2013!
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