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Mesa

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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 03:25:57 pm »

Next up: Dwarf Fortress The Movie.
Featuring 100% less !!MAGMA!!, !!FUN!! and !!SCIENCE!! b/c Disney and reasons.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 04:20:34 pm »

Well...
I certaintly didn't wake up this morning thinking I would see pictures of Disney princesses with beards, but I'm glad I did.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 04:46:51 pm »

I certaintly didn't wake up this morning thinking I would see pictures of Disney princesses with beads, but I'm glad I did.

I feel a sudden urge to sig this.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 05:37:04 pm »

Disney exec: In short, your pitch is a saturday morning cartoon about fun and science in a fairy tale world? Sure, you've got a show.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 10:34:17 am »

Disney exec: In short, your pitch is a saturday morning cartoon about fun and science in a fairy tale world? Sure, you've got a show.

I can just imagine the execs sitting in a room when Dwarf Fortress airs at 8:30. They're holding cups of coffee, waiting for the education to begin. Twenty minutes later, their coffee is cold, their eyes are dry from focusing too hard on their TV's, and the technician looks like he's frozen in time as a dwarf brutally murders his own daughter and begins using her skeletonised corpse to craft a bone floodgate.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2013, 10:35:58 am »

Disney exec: In short, your pitch is a saturday morning cartoon about fun and science in a fairy tale world? Sure, you've got a show.

I can just imagine the execs sitting in a room when Dwarf Fortress airs at 8:30. They're holding cups of coffee, waiting for the education to begin. Twenty minutes later, their coffee is cold, their eyes are dry from focusing too hard on their TV's, and the technician looks like he's frozen in time as a dwarf brutally murders his own daughter and begins using her skeletonised corpse to craft a bone floodgate.
Anyone know someone who works at Disney?

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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2013, 12:03:45 pm »

Disney would be so much better if they had a show like that.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2013, 03:04:48 pm »

"And the moral of our story today, little ones? Kill your heroes. If they do not find a proper death, they will become become vile necromancers, and bring misery upon the land for a thousand years."

*cue Disney song number*
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2013, 07:07:34 pm »

Sounds more like an anime.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2013, 12:19:40 am »

Sounds more like an anime.
Considering the stylistic impact that Disney productions have had on anime, this is more than appropriate.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2013, 01:20:27 am »

Season 1:Dwarf Fortress


Episode 1:Strike the Earth!
Episode 2:Digging
Episode 3:Fun and Science
Episode 4:A New Mayor
Episode 5:Quest for the Adamantine Goblet
Episode 6:Mayor Bossy loses his job.
Episode 7:Not a drop to drink!
Episode 8:Grumpy and the Tantrum Spiral
Episode 9:The Elves come for a visit.
Episode 10:Oh No! Forest Fire!
Episode 11:Christmas Special
Episode 12:Those mean Goblins!
Episode 13:The Redwater Pipe
Episode 14:Goblinite
Episode 15:Cats,Cats,Cats!
Episode 16:The Cats visit the Redwater Pool
Episode 17:The Candy Mine
Episode 18:The Circus comes to Town
Episode 19:Too Many Clowns!
Episode 20:The End


Make sure to catch Dwarf Fortress every Saturday morning at 8:30!
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2013, 08:34:01 pm »

I have always hoped that someone on youtube who makes those short skyrim cartoons would make a whole series for DF.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2013, 06:18:26 pm »

Each season can be a new fortress. Christmas Special One will be about Goblin Christmas, and sometimes it will follow an Adventurer.

Maybe it'll have two plots running simultaneously for a fortress and an adventurer, like how the Suite Life of Zack and Cody would have a plot with the twins and a plot with Maddie and London in most episodes. The plots will indirectly affect each other, like the adventurer might take out half of a siege headed for the fortress after an Elven Diplomat (offended by the wooden bin holding platinum crafts) talks about how great their power is, so the Dwarves can laugh at four Bowmen and a Unicorn being "the full forces of their lands" that was announced.

I would make and sell a thousand ☼Platinum Goblets☼ in order to watch this. I really want this.
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Re: What Dwarf Fortress Did To Disney Princesses
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2013, 09:42:31 pm »

0_0.........For the first time in my life I can say...."I never thought I would see that".
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