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Author Topic: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [GIMMICK ROUND START]  (Read 9264 times)

DarkArtemisFowl

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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 2]
« Reply #60 on: November 30, 2013, 04:33:18 pm »
Oh well, didn't expect to last that long, haha.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2013, 04:35:14 pm »
Given the rate of attrition, I would be surprised if the game lasted longer than 3 turns, so at the very least you don't have long to wait. The assassins have surrounded El Presidente, and most of the bodyguards are wounded.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2013, 04:36:50 pm by USEC_OFFICER »
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2013, 05:02:27 pm »
Don't worry, he'll hold the assassins off with halfbricks until one of their  secret plans kills them all
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2013, 05:06:06 pm »
I didn't really need to PM that action.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2013, 05:08:13 pm »
Ayep. I'm not entirely sure why you'd want to keep the fact that you're shooting people a secret.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #65 on: November 30, 2013, 05:55:39 pm »
punch wall until it has a hole then shoot Roger.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2013, 07:22:18 pm by ICBM pilot »
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #66 on: November 30, 2013, 08:01:49 pm »
Oh wow, my luck with plans sucks.

The hell with it. Matthias charges Princess Sentinel, screaming like a madman. Death or glory, pendejos!
« Last Edit: November 30, 2013, 08:03:37 pm by ReDeadEr »
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #67 on: November 30, 2013, 09:07:15 pm »
Chase El Presidente, throw a grenade at him.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #68 on: November 30, 2013, 09:53:10 pm »
Er...Leap into the room Matthias was in! Lie in wait with my knife if anybody comes around that corner.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #69 on: November 30, 2013, 09:55:54 pm »
Quote from: ReDeadEr on November 30, 2013, 08:01:49 pm
The hell with it. Matthias charges Princess Sentinel, screaming like a madman. Death or glory, pendejos!

Gun this man down, enact final plan.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [TURN 3]
« Reply #70 on: December 01, 2013, 09:54:04 am »
Plan Alpha Delta Q3-77 Charlie!
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Roll to Kill El Presidente! [GAME END]
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2013, 04:35:46 pm »
Turn 4


Quote from: lawastooshort on November 30, 2013, 05:05:41 pm
No wait! That's stupid. Shoot Alex Shater! In the face! If I can't, step out and shoot El Presidente - also in the face.

[5 vs. 6] You step out of your hidey hole and blast Alex Shater with your machinegun! But... he happens to have body armour to protect himself. Also a shotgun. -1 health.

Quote from: ICBM pilot on November 30, 2013, 05:55:39 pm
punch wall until it has a hole then shoot Roger.

[6] You punch a giant-ass hole into the wall. Don't ask me how that worked. Unfortunately you can't shoot Roger from your vantage point.

Quote from: ReDeadEr on November 30, 2013, 08:01:49 pm
The hell with it. Matthias charges Princess Sentinel, screaming like a madman. Death or glory, pendejos!

[1 + 1] You charge out of the room, ready to kill the assassins or die trying! What you are not ready for is for your pants to split, revealing your novelty heart boxers. The assassins allow you shuffle out of the hotel in intense embarrassment. -1 health.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 30, 2013, 09:53:10 pm
Er...Leap into the room Matthias was in! Lie in wait with my knife if anybody comes around that corner.

[4 + 1 vs. 2] You leap into the room, lying in wait for any assassins who might follow you. As Joney runs around the corner, you show his organs your knife. 1 damage.

Quote from: TCM on November 30, 2013, 10:01:59 pm
Plan 3/3: The revolutionaries arrive as back-up!

[5] You pull out your cellphone and call for some back-up. Three hard-boiled revolutionaries arrive via-helicopter to support you!

Quote from: Urist Mc Dwarf on December 01, 2013, 09:54:45 am
Cause machine gun to explode in Roger's face.

[3] Your plan to cause Roger's machine gun to explode fails, probably because he's currently shooting you with it.

Quote from: aattss on November 30, 2013, 09:07:15 pm
Chase El Presidente, throw a grenade at him.

[6 vs. 2] You chase down El Presidente and get knifed for your troubles. In retaliation you smack him upside the head with your grenade, giving him a fractured skull. Also whole explosive shrapnel thing. -3 health.

El Presidente has been killed! The assassins have won!

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Give me a bit to fiddle with the items, and then you can submit your new characters for the next game!
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [GAME END]
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2013, 04:40:50 pm »
This looks hilarious.
Joining the next round.

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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [GAME END]
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2013, 04:41:03 pm »
Eheheheheh nice, comrades.

I have to go, so can't wait for item fiddling, but would like to express my strong interest in playing again.
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Re: Roll to Kill El Presidente! [GAME END]
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2013, 04:43:25 pm »
Damn. I'm joining again as the same character.

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