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[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Plan for this.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Plan for this.

Err... Did I miss something? I have no plan/action from you.

[aattss]

I don't think I'll do so this turn or anything, but can plans include traps?

[USEC_OFFICER]

I don't think I'll do so this turn or anything, but can plans include traps?

Of course! Nothing says planning ahead like laying down a trap.

[SealyStar]

I request positioning on the waitlist.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Turn 1

As a cunning plan I would like to 1 - spawn in the small room at the top of the map immediately right of the large blue zone. I would also like to activate cunning plan 2, which is to cause a large explosion hidden in the chandelier directly above Matthis, hopefully timed for El Maximum Presidente destrucione! (hopefully he will walk under it)

[6] [6] Having heard about El Presidente's stay at Coelho Hotel, you have taken several days to prepare a devious trap. At first you thought about dropping the hotel's impressive chandelier on him, but then you realized that your timing would have to be incredibly perfect. Luckily a clever solution came to you in a flash. Thus, when you press the detonator, carefully placed explosives take out load-bearing columns, dropping the whole roof of the hotel onto El Presidente! You can't possibly miss!

[5] Your hiding spot was carefully picked, and you are protected from the collapsing roof.

Matthias moves to the door of El Presidente's room, to ensure maximum guarding of his body.

[4 + 1] You move to the door of El Presidente's room, to ensure that he's safe.

[1] Unfortunately what you don't expect is the entire roof of the hotel to collapse down on you. To make matters worse, when you open the door to check on El Presidente, you hack your head on a low-hanging beam. Today just doesn't seem to be your day. -1 health.

Plan 1: Spawn in one of the rooms closest to ICBM Pilot

Plan 2: Be in stealth mode

[5] [2] You hide in one of the elevators in the lobby, cleverly stopping people from using it by attaching an out-of-order sign.

[5] However your attempts to hide are foiled when the entire goddamn roof drops on you. Luckily the elevator protected you from the worse of the damage, but you stumble out of your hiding place slightly confused.

Pick teeth with knife. It's a damn good day to be king.

[5 + 1] You pick your teeth with your knife. It is indeed a good day to be El Presidente! Or it would be if the roof didn't collapse on you, covering you in rubble. -1 health.

Plan 1/3: A trap was laid right outside of El Presidente's room. Whoever opens the door will be subject to a heavy object falling on them from above!

[1] [4] Somebody obviously didn't tell you that the assassination would take place today, since you stroll into the hotel wearing a stolen repairman's uniform mere seconds after the roof collapses. Welp. Successful counteracts natural 1.

I take cover in the room below me

[3] You move to take cover in the room in the room below you, but it just so happens that the entire roof collapses before you can do so.

[5] Miraculously most of the falling debris and rubble manages to miss you.

I'm starting in the internal room two rooms north of El Presidente.

[3] You follow closely behind Princess Sentinel in a similar repairman's uniform. Obviously nobody told you about the new date for the assassination either.

[1] It turns out that you were following too closely behind Princess Sentinel, since when she stops to survey the damage, you trip on her foot and fall face-first into a pile of rusty piping. -1 health.

Plan is to get a gun. Sorry.

[5] Ready for anything, you pull out your shotgun. It is quite menacing and badass. You give it a pump and enjoy the threatening sound it makes.

[1] However gun safety is not your strong point, and you accidently pull the trigger while the roof collapses around you. Buckshot at point blank range happens to be quite painful. -1 health.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Andre Baluski, El Presidente!
Greenstarfanatic
Health: 4/5, Plans: 1
Sprinter
Inventory: Knife

Alex Shater, Bodyguard
Urist Mc Dwarf
Health: 3/4, Plans: 1
Tough as Nails
Inventory: Body Armour, Shotgun

Matthias, Bodyguard
ReDeadEr
Health: 2/3, Plans: 2
Brawler
Inventory: Running Shoes

ICBM Pilot, Bodyguard
Health: 3/3, Plans: 2
Gunner
Inventory: Pistol

Nihil Uriah, Assassin
DarkArtemisFowl
Health: 3/4, Plans: 2
Tough as Nails
Inventory: Knife, Repairman's Uniform

Joney, Assassin
aattss
Health: 3/3, Plans: 3
Cunning
Inventory: Grenade

Princess Sentinel, Assassin
TCM
Health: 3/3, Plans: 2
Successful
Inventory: Body Armour, Repairman's Uniform

Roger the Cunning, Assassin
lawastooshort
Health: 3/3, Plans: 3
Cunning
Inventory: Body Armour

Greenstarfanatic didn't get a roll to save vs. roof falling since lawas's plan did succeed. Obviously the whole damaging everyone else thing was due to the 6.

Also, for future games, if the assassins want to use a plan come screaming in with a vehicle they can do so.

[ReDeadEr]

Matthias executes Operation 'Get The Hell Out Of Here' and ushers El Presidente toward the newly created escape route.

[Fniff]

Just so you know, I wish to be waitlisted as well.

[ICBM pilot]

take cover behind the nearest pillar then shoot Nihil.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Just so you know, I wish to be waitlisted as well.

I know. I'm just not having a waitlist since everybody will get in and there will be plenty of time to sign up for the next game. Mostly so that the current players can adjust their traits/equipment or drop out of the game if they want.

[aattss]

Rush up to ICBM Pilot. Attempt to disarm ICBM Pilot, preferably before he shoots someone. If that isn't valid, try to hit him instead.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

"Dammit!"
Dodge and weave. Rush up to ICBM and stab him.

[TCM]

Enact plan.

[Greenstarfanatic]

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST, MAN. ENACT PLAN 'P' FOR PUTANNA, ALL OF YOU!

[lawastooshort]

Enact Plan H(ehehehehehe)