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MAKE THE DIDDLY DANG MEDKITS BEFORE I MURDER SOMEONE TO ILLUSTRATE HOW USEFUL THEY WOULD BE![/size]

"While my colleague has managed to somehow get a degree without learning the concept of an "inside voice," he has a point. As one of the potential field agents, I strongly approve of researching medikits."

"Upon the research of said Medkits, I propose we then try to create bullets that heal field agents."
(Not really, but that would be cool.)

[kj1225]

"Hey! I have two degrees! And this job is paying for the third."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Are any of them in communication?"

[kj1225]

"Nope. I did get sensitivity training. Does that count?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...No. Ahem. It shows, because the concept of an inside voice probably would have been one of the first-semester topics."

[kj1225]

"Hey... I've used my inside voice up until the point where I yelled!"

[Aseaheru]

* Aseaheru applauds.

"Good work. Now, can we get a medikit or shall I go out, pick up some old needles, fishing line and some civvie kit or what?"

[kj1225]

"If you want... Actually that would cut done on costs quite a bit if that is what we put in them..."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dr. Drake smacks both of them.
"Real medikits, idiots."

[kj1225]

"Does this mean I have to go back to sensitivity training?"

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

All it would have to do is staunch blood flow and patch up some holes, hmmmm, there was a thing were you could use a gun to graft skin onto people, but that requires some skin tissue from somewhere uningured, a few days and a medical teams worth of tubes to pump in nutrients like glucose to allow the cells to grow and be able to grow skin on their own.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Does this mean I have to go back to sensitivity training?"

"It wouldn't hurt."

All it would have to do is staunch blood flow and patch up some holes, hmmmm, there was a thing were you could use a gun to graft skin onto people, but that requires some skin tissue from somewhere uningured, a few days and a medical teams worth of tubes to pump in nutrients like glucose to allow the cells to grow and be able to grow skin on their own.

We can work on mediguns later.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I hope we eventually get a chrysalid, if any creature that has that ability to turn others into zombies, like those wasps (spiders?) who lay eggs in a catapiler, then when most of them hatch, if anything try's to eat them, the formally dead catapiler will thrash around like a madman then quieter down once the threat is away, also, serch for 'tardigrade' or water bear', you'll find it eventually.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...I am going to stay far away from you if we ever do get one."

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Hey! It's only for medical purposes! The fact is, the regeneration is incredible, phenomenal in fact, in a few short minutes, the body that the chrysalid laid it's eggs in rises up again in minutes no matter the previous damage, and with massive amounts of survivability increase from the person alive, with being far more durable, the only way this could work is if the egg hatched in seconds, devouring tissue and unneeded materials and then made do like an internal head crab, being capable of copying the nessecary brain waves to control the body, imagine the possibilities for us!

Zombie aliens! Incredible regeneration times for soldiers! It's amazing!