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[Grek]

Yeah, that dragon is badass. I'm sure it can take out the remaining elves solo.

The real question here: Do we continue on all the way to the boss fight, or shoot up the flare and pull out now?

[scapheap]

Let the summon do a musical number(where the music is blood and the words are fire and crush)

[Weirdsound]

Chapter 1: Garden Gambit

Turn 27

Yeah, that dragon is badass. I'm sure it can take out the remaining elves solo.

The real question here: Do we continue on all the way to the boss fight, or shoot up the flare and pull out now?

Let the summon do a musical number(where the music is blood and the words are fire and crush)


"Roger that! Let the 2013 Wyrmling Slaughter Bowl Commence!

Wyrmling has been keeping himself in tip-top season. Does he have it in him to go the distance and finish these elves? I THINK HE DOES! The summoned beast opens up with a Sacred strike on the injured elf, which is guaranteed to hit AND inflict enough damage to kill! The injured elf evoporates into a sacred golden glow!

The remaining elf readies his blade, and strikes back to the best of his ability! The Fence's attack roll of 11 however is not enough to penetrate her foe's scales!

Responding in kind, the Wyrmling unleashes a mundane melee strike of its own! With an attack roll of 9 however, it misses as well!

Moving with the swiftness and grace of a somewhat trained fencer, the elf comes around for another attack! This time her attack roll is 21! The exact same as the wyrm's AC! ...Sadly for her, ties go against the badguys.

Fed up with all this missing, The Wyrmling lets loose another sacred strike! The divinely accurate melee spell hits home, but only inflicts 4 holy damage!

Howling in pain, the elf strikes again! This time the dice RNG smiles upon her with a natural 20, but with a 15, she fails to confirm the potential crit. Her attack cuts through scale and flesh, inflicting 6 damage. Two silver scales fall to the ground as loot.

The Wyrmling moves to end it with a terrible bite from its oversized jaws! The attack roll is 16, enough to hit. With a damage roll of 9, it bites the remaining elf in half before flying off into the sunset as the 2013 Slaughterbowl Champion!

Encounter Clear!

Loot:

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Ithan's Antsy Senses fail to find anything...

x5 Elven Leather Armor
x5 Elven Rapier
x5 Elf Veggie Rations
x1 XXXXX-Large Trollface T-Shirt
x2 Troll Tusks
x2 Silver Scales
x1 Pile of Assorted Turkey Bones
x1 Turkey Wishbone

Ithan Has Leveled Up!

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Ithan has gained 5 Max HP!
Ithan has gained a 1 Use Per Dungeon Spell Slot!
Ithan has gained +1 Melee attack bonus!

Choose one of the following:
-One 1 Use Per Dungeon Spell Slot!
-+2 Ranged Attack bonus
(Ability) Saint's Blood: Ithan may sacrifice 4 Max HP outside of battle to spawn a good aligned humanoid bug. This new character joins the party at level 1 with no class.
(Ability) Fiendish Sponsor: In each dungeon, an evil voice in Ithan's head tells him of any altars belonging to an evil god. In each dungeon, an evil voice in Ithan's head gives him a mini-quest that offers some small reward.
(Ability) Summon Targets: Ithan gains a +5 attack bonus when and +1 bonus damage when making ranged attacks against foes standing next to a creature he has summoned. Ithan's summons take half damage from any sort of splash damage caused by a ranged attack or damage inflicting spell from their master.

Ignacio has Leveled Up!

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+7 HP

Choose one of the following:
-(Ability) Construct Amorality: Ignacio takes .5 damage against Holy, Unholy, Chaotic, and Lawful damage
-[Borrows Ithan's Cloak] (Class) Ranger: A ranger specializes ranged damage, and also has limited spellcasting capacity for buff, debuff, mobility, and bow related spells. 

"Hello again Antman scum. As the lone busniessman NPC in this game, I have come to relieve you of that escort.

Lemee just check... yup. She has the money. I'd say it was a pleasure doing business with you all, but I'd be lying."

Miss Kuhscheiße has left the party! Escort Quest Complete!
A party member may now pray to Issac the Weather God and receive an endurance related boon! If Ithan or Ignacio is the one to accept the boon, it may alter their level up options...


"With Wishbone gone, the party is now down to four members, and group inventory has been revoked. Unless you can figure out a way to get another party member in this room, y'all best divide everything up."
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Party Information and Bestiary:

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Current Notes:

Quest:
Odds of Success if Flare Gun is fired now: 100%

Ithan:
-13/13 HP
-Has cast summon Naughty Tentacle twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Cherub once this dungeon
-Has cast summon guardian angel twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Hellhound twice this dungeon
-Has cast locust swarm twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Silver Wyrmling once this dungeon
-Has cast once from his necklace

Oscar:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Fire Aura twice this dungeon
-Has cast Puff of Flame twice this dungeon
-Has cast Thunderclap once this dungeon
-Has cast Fiery Dash twice this dungeon

Ignacio:
-8/12 HP

Lil'Gronk:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Lesser Healing once this dungeon

Battlemap:

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Battle Clear!



Map Source: ()

Town/Dungeon Map:

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Key:
Your Current Location is the little Antman!
The Skeletal Dragon marks a boss room!
A Fire represents an altar to an elemental god!
A Sword in a stone represents a treasure trove!

There are stairs hidden on this floor somewhere!

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[nuclearwhale]

Man, I love the slaughterbowl.

Let Ignacio recieve the boon. Ithan got Syn's gear, so its only fair. Issac, Issac, Issac!

Ithan: Take Saints Blood, and use it now. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ORGANIZE THE INVENTORY!
Ignacio: See if Issac gives a buff offering a class before you take your level up. (Probably going to use Syn's cloak to become a ranger, but I want to see what other options we have.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Man, I love the slaughterbowl.

Let Ignacio recieve the boon. Ithan got Syn's gear, so its only fair. Issac, Issac, Issac!

Ithan: Take Saints Blood, and use it now. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ORGANIZE THE INVENTORY!
Ignacio: See if Issac gives a buff offering a class before you take your level up. (Probably going to use Syn's cloak to become a ranger, but I want to see what other options we have.)

Sounds like a plan. Ignacio's classless level-up options are running low. We could also consider letting the bugman borrow the cloak next time he levels up.

Man, we need to get some meatshields.

[nuclearwhale]

Sounds like a plan. Ignacio's classless level-up options are running low. We could also consider letting the bugman borrow the cloak next time he levels up.

Man, we need to get some meatshields.

Agreed. Hopefully, one of the other quest rewards will give us a good robot/space marine. We should defiantly head for Ajax's outpost next.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sounds like a plan. Ignacio's classless level-up options are running low. We could also consider letting the bugman borrow the cloak next time he levels up.

Man, we need to get some meatshields.

Agreed. Hopefully, one of the other quest rewards will give us a good robot/space marine. We should defiantly head for Ajax's outpost next.

Indeed.

[Detoxicated]

Pray to the god of the weather, and let Ithan receive the boon, for he is our grand master at play.

[Weirdsound]

Chapter 1: Garden Gambit

Turn 28

Ithan: Take Saints Blood, and use it now. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ORGANIZE THE INVENTORY!
Ignacio: See if Issac gives a buff offering a class before you take your level up. (Probably going to use Syn's cloak to become a ranger, but I want to see what other options we have.)

"Awesome... I get to play at being god and create new life from my own Ichor! ...and because the Hit Dice loved me, I'm still getting a net gain of two max hitpoints out of the deal! With my divine powers, I shall rule the world in the name of holiness!"

Ithan has gained 6 Max HP!
Ithan has gained the feat Saint's Ichor!
Ithan has used the Saint's Ichor feat, and lost 2 Max HP!
Something is Spawning Nearby!

"Hello great saint Ithan! I live in the glory of your service! How may I further your crusade Holy One?"

"Okay. I like you already. What is your name?"

"Do I have a name? I was only just created..."

"Beats me. I'll let the players sort that one out. Failing that, you can pick your own name I guess. You do appear to be a standard sterile female worker however, so I will hint that names invoking fertility or masculinity may not be quite right."

The Heavenspawned Antman Worker has joined the party!

Let Ignacio recieve the boon. Ithan got Syn's gear, so its only fair. Issac, Issac, Issac!

Ignacio: See if Issac gives a buff offering a class before you take your level up. (Probably going to use Syn's cloak to become a ranger, but I want to see what other options we have.)

"Lets... do this. Issac, Issac.... ISSAC!"


"The ground shakes and a powerful storm, completely localized around Ignacio, whips up! The winds tear away the golem's sandstone body and replace it with a form of clouds!"

Ignacio has become a cloud golem!
Ignacio's new state of Semi-Intangibility has increased his AC!
Ignacio's Elemental Protection ability has changed slightly; He is now resistant to water but weak to air!

Ignacio has new Level Up Options!

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Choose one of the following:
-(Ability) Construct Amorality: Ignacio takes .5 damage against Holy, Unholy, Chaotic, and Lawful damage
-(Ability) Evaporation Regeneration: Ignacio is healed instead of harmed by most incoming sources of water damage
-[Borrows Ithan's Cloak] (Class) Ranger: A ranger specializes ranged damage, and also has limited spellcasting capacity for buff, debuff, mobility, and bow related spells.
(Class) Storm Knight: A mounted warrior in the service of a nature god. A Storm Knight relies upon the elements of nature, as opposed to heavy armor, for protection.

"...Interesting. It appears that I might require yet another new picture sometime soon."


"Alright. So it looks like we have a bit of a to-do list going on: The new girl needs a name, and perhaps some gear; Ignacio needs his final level up selection; and the party needs to decide where to go next.

Oh yeah. Its also Christmas. I had a pretty good holiday myself, and am feeling generous. How 'bout I spread the joy  around a bit!"

Choose One of the Following Loot Stockings:

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-A red stocking with a picture of an evergreen tree
-A faded patchwork stocking
-A foul smelling silver stocking
-A green stocking with red flashing LED lights
-A black silk stocking

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Party Information and Bestiary:

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Current Notes:

Quest:
Odds of Success if Flare Gun is fired now: 100%

Ithan:
-15/15 HP
-Has cast summon Naughty Tentacle twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Cherub once this dungeon
-Has cast summon guardian angel twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Hellhound twice this dungeon
-Has cast locust swarm twice this dungeon
-Has cast summon Silver Wyrmling once this dungeon
-Has cast once from his necklace

Oscar:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Fire Aura twice this dungeon
-Has cast Puff of Flame twice this dungeon
-Has cast Thunderclap once this dungeon
-Has cast Fiery Dash twice this dungeon

Ignacio:
-15/19 HP

Lil'Gronk:
-5/5 HP
-Has cast Lesser Healing once this dungeon

:
-2/2 HP

Battlemap:

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Battle Clear!



Map Source: ()

Town/Dungeon Map:

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Key:
Your Current Location is the little Antman!
The Skeletal Dragon marks a boss room!
A Fire represents an altar to an elemental god!
A Sword in a stone represents a treasure trove!

There are stairs hidden on this floor somewhere!

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[nuclearwhale]

Let's take the LED stocking because tech gear.
Ignacio: Take Storm knight. Become a force of nature to better avenge Gronk.
Dunno about the new ant. Someone else can name her.

[Grek]

I agree with Ignacio becoming a Storm Knight and with the LED Stocking. As for names, let's consult terriblefemaleantnames.txt:

Aemeisa (german)
Hormigone (spanish)
Hangya (hungarian)
Formiko (esperanto)
Karinca (turkish)
Maurline (icelandic)
Mrowka (polish)
Myrmerva (greek)
Myra (swedish)
Popokorua (maori)
Skudra (latvian)
Vamrah (sanskrit)

[escaped lurker]

Hmm, "Skudra" has a nice ring to it, no?

Agreement to Christmas-Gift and Storm-Knight


By the way, how bad an Idea would it be to recruit that troll? Granted, he could troll us - but trolling his former masters/ captors would be high- class trolling after all...
Engage in diplomatic talk. If he is unsuited, we just find out what the wyrm - or the gods - think about trolls :з

[anailater]

I will be back with an updated picture soon!

I present to you Ignacio in Blue!

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Why does he still have the scar? I would have thought that turning into a cloud would fix that.

[anailater]

Why does he still have the scar? I would have thought that turning into a cloud would fix that.

Because it looks cool, if we start nitpicking now you should may as well ask how he's still wearing a top hat, and I won't even dignify that with an answer.