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[escaped lurker]

Yes - let us call forth a - quote - naughty tentacle - unquote, and fly away.

Also, how about letting the cute little naked kid use his trickshot on the rouge. Disarming qualities, how fitting.


Edit; That reminds me - will our differently alligned summons "ahem" get along? As in - not fighting each other, in the unlikely case that some people would derive a very wrong, and also very different meaning from my words. Which would be very unintentional on my part, but possible.

[anailater]

How did I not know about these games, This is going to be fun!

[Weirdsound]

"Will our differently alligned summons "ahem" get along? As in - not fighting each other, in the unlikely case that some people would derive a very wrong, and also very different meaning from my words. Which would be very unintentional on my part, but possible."

"The forces of good and the forces of evil have a little habbit of dropping everything else to fight each other. Hellhounds are the exception to this, as they are just a breed of dog that happens to be indigionous to hell, and dogs are not evil, But all my good summons would make it their chief busniess to destroy any tentecles or possesed foes. As for the second meaning, my summons don't last on this plane long enough for that sort of stuff...

Also, thank you for asking that. I was afraid Weirdsound was going to make you all learn that the hard way."

+2 Chemistry Between Escaped Lurker and Ithan

I don't remember, is this like, say, D&D where you can move and attack in a turn, or do we need to pick?


"You can move and act on the same round, but unlike D&D there is no limit to how many AoOs a character gets per turn, so people who are thinking of casting then running may do well to keep that in mind. Justy sayin.

[scapheap]

Okay, running and hellhounding it is.

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Unwarm Welcome

Turn 3

"Falling back would be good, then summon a not-so-nice doggy to intercept the warrior."

"Great idea! Hey Elfbob Magepants! Catch me if you can!"


"You unfurl your wings and take off, catching the elf completely by surprise! With an AC roll of 2 on his part, I'm going to say that he is too shocked, amazed, and/or turned on by your wings to remember his AoO. You escape melee range and fly across the room!"

"Haha! Now for another dose of my almighty magic! Eat hellhound you level 1 n00bs! Ecce mater mea, et non inveni deamo! Filius stultus es, incendemus domum illius rei!


"A medium sized red dog appears in a puff of flame! It looks like it is ready to do the sort of stuff that would get a normal dog put to sleep!

The Cherub moves first however, notching another arrow and letting it fly at the mage! The AC roll is 5, and after factoring in the Cherub's attack bonus of 7, it is more than enough to overcome the mage's AC. The damage roll is 2, which is enough to bring the tree-hugging hippy's HP down to 0! Newbish Elven Distortion Mage is struck right in the neck by an arrow, and collapses to the ground dead!

The Hell Hound moves next. It charges forward to try and reach the remaining elf, but doesn't have quite enough movement to get into melee range...

"Phew. That means I get to attack it first!"


...But you are in range of its fire breath attack! The Hell Hound inhales deeply and expels a jet of flame right at the thug! His flesh is seared for 7 damage. Coincidentally, he has exactly 7 HP. The Newbish Elven Thug has been reduced to a pile of ashes!

ENCOUNTER CLEAR!

All Summons Vanish!

Loot Found!
-Elven Leather Armor
-Piss Yellow Mage's Robe
-Elven Rapier
-A Handbook of Spells for Elven n00bs
-20 Gold

"Sweet. I win! Now I get to see the town map, right?"


"Eh. Not quite. I'm kinda in a rush. I'll make a map later. I will show you all the points of interest in list form however... Check the Town/Dungeon Map Spoiler!"

"Alright then players! Guide me onward to domination! What shall I do next?"

Party Information and Bestiary:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Current Notes:
Ithan:
-Full HP
-Has cast summon Cherub once this dungeon
-Has cast summon Hellhound once this dungeon

Battlemap:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Town/Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The City of Atemshire:
-North Exit: Leads to The Ancient Archipelago, a dungeon that connects the elf lands to the fey lands and if full of monsters from greek myth.
-South Exit: Leads to the Borderland Caves, a dungeon that connects the elf lands to the dwarf lands. It is full of cave monsters and border patrols.
-West Exit: Leads to the mild river, a dungeon that leads to the Valley of the Pharaohs. It is full of river creatures and raiders.
-East Exit: Leads to the Pharaohs Garden, a dungeon designed to test the worth of those who seek an audience with the elven royal family.
-Inn: You can spend money here to find quests, party members, and other interesting things. You can spend money here to refresh the HP and Spells of the party.
-Slums: The poor people live on the street. You can find the same services the inn has at the slums, but they will be cheaper, less effective, and more dangerous.
-Royal Academy: This school trains elven mages. You have no clue if they will let you in, or what services they might provide if they do.
-Temple: There are likely altars, religious folk, and potential quests here. You don't know exactly how and what elves worship.
-Academy Book Store: Sells Spell Books, but like every school book store in the history of ever, their prices suck!
-Bazaar: This shop refreshes inventory each time to visit town.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hm. Could I whip something up in Hexographer and get Chemistry?

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Read book.

[Cheesecake]

Read spellbook, then head for the North Exit.

[nuclearwhale]

Read spellbook, and check out the slums. The inn sounds too expensive, and though we may find something of interest at the temple, we would be really out of place there.

[Weirdsound]

Hm. Could I whip something up in Hexographer and get Chemistry?

"I'd give you some sort of boon for it, but I don't think the main character cares enough to give chemistry."

[anailater]

Wear yellow robe, if possible, take book and read it on the way to the temple, when there look for some certain gods of chaos and destruction WinkWinkNudgeNidge
"You know, if ant man is into the hardcore scene."

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll do it sometime tonight!

[GiglameshDespair]

Don't wear piss yellow, have you no shame?

Read spellbook for n00bs, might be useful to have some direct damage spells.

Take the rest of the stuff as well, we can probably sell it later.

[Nirur Torir]

Is there any reason you shouldn't learn from the book?

Sell everything except for the book at the bazaar, and see if there's anything interesting for sale.

[Grek]

Elf books are for n00bs. And so is that robe. Disgusting!

Take the book and sell it. If you must read it, laugh at the n00bish contents.