roll to kill him
roll 3
you punch him, it does not work, but he doesn't notice you
i have experimental MIRV.
Frank horrigan does not have experimental MIRV.
Frank horrigan. MUST. DIE! with experimental MIRV.
roll: 3
surprisingly, FRANK HORRIGAIN survives being hit with 8 mini nukes with only a scratch and -10 of his 999 hit points, witch means he has 989 hit points now, he ignores you for now.
Talk Frank Horrigan to death.
roll: 5
you can not talk FRANK HORRIGAIN to death, but you are able to sign a very specific non-aggression pact with minimal loopholes on at most, on FRANK HORRIGAIN'S side.
Make Frankie grow a kitty tail of his own!
roll :
1FRANK HORRIGAIN RAGES AT YOU, HE DOES HORRIBLE THINGS AT YOU FOR WAISTING TIME HE COULD HAVE BEEN USING TO KILL ENIMIESOFAMERICA/MUTIES, OR GETTING LUNCH, ALSO WAISTING ALOT OF ENERGY AND PROTECTING WHAT SHOULD BE ALMOST LOGICLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MUTIES, MOTHER MUCKING MUTIES!!!! YOU DIE
Respawn?
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sorry for the yelling, you get SEARGENT ARCH DORMAN VOICE for getting a one, also FRANK HORRIGAN doing horrible things to you. IF you get a one.
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Set off a large amount of explosives under Horrigan.
roll:
1HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE EXPLOSION DOES NOTHING EXCEPT ANGER FRANK HORRIGAIN, HE PLAYS WITH YOU LIKE A BRONZE COLLOSSES WOULD DO WHILE BORED TO AN ADVENTURER, EXECPT MUCH MORE PAINFULL AND HORIFYING, ALSO GRUSOME. YOU DIE MAGGOT
Respawn???
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Wow, 2 ones in a row, horrible, isn't it?
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Topic: ROLL TO DEFEAT FRANK HORRIGAN (Read 5007 times)