Most unfortunate. This would not do.
Return fire with TOAST.
[1 Vs. 2+1] Spawning some more toast into the launcher, you cook it to, like, 100 fucking degrees or some shit, and...
It flops out onto the ground. Crap, that bullet really did some damage to you.
You're about to load some more bread, when another shot rings out, and another, and another! All of them connect, sending you soaring towards to stone arch behind you.
[NEGATIVE 1 TOUGHNESS]
The impact with the rocky wall send pieces of your body flying in all directions, and you can feel your battery draining quickly. In fact, you can see you battery draining out onto the ground.
Well, that was a good run.
"Hah! Perfect! A complete view of all of the targets for my pickings!"
Slide down and go in sneak mode, using my time stop to forward myself when needed.
[2+1] Sliding wouldn't be the best idea, seeing how much your hands are shaking right now. Damn it's cold up there...
You manages to get down to a few rungs above the roof, when you look around to examine the battlefield. Including that one person aiming an bow right at you! You let go of the antenna, the arrow barely missing you as you crash through the wooden roof, relatively unharmed. Luckily, the arena...people pay for all repairs to the arena itself.
You think.
Drop the car on Tupac.
[2+2 Vs. 4+1]
Now that you realize that cars are rather heavy, even for a dragon, you decide that the best place to unload it would be...
Ah, yes, right on top of it's owner! Genius!
Flapping your way over, you try waiting for just the right moment to drop the car, which happens to be....
NOW!
You drop the cars, and it plummets down to earth, but just before it touches down, the gangster you were aiming for dives out of the way, and puts a bullet in the red guy's head, only for him to land unharmed right underneath the falling luxury car. Whoops.
Well, you killed someone. So that's a success!
[GWG GETS 2 KILL POINTS]
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Done and Done:Kill someone that uses a Toughness Point to come back to life, only for them to be killed again.
Reward: Spell of Choice (Within Reason)
Recipients: 2Pac and GWG
Point at the sky clear opposite of the arena. At that point, open a portal to the elemental plane of Liquid Tungsten.
[1-1]
Taking out your notebook where you write down certain useful incantations, you point across the arena, and shout several strange words, before closing the book and waiting...
And waiting...
And waiting...
Until you hear the unmistakable sound of a portal opening! You wait in anticipation for the molten metal to begin pouring out...
Before you yourself are engulfed in the liquid tungsten! Maybe you should get better handwriting before you scribble down spells for use later.
[Derm gains 1 Darwin Point]
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
And the Darwin Award goes to...Get the first Darwin Point
Reward: Bragging Rights. What? You killed yourself and expect a reward?
Recipient: Derm
RESPAWN?
Get on my moose. Ride down Tupac
[4 Vs. 6+1] Hopping on your majestic stalli-oh who are we kidding it's a fucking moose.
You hop on the goddamn moose and rush the gangster bastard. However, at the last second, he leaps out of the way and OW FUCKING SHIT OW HELL AH.
Everything fades to black, and you feel your body hit the ground.
[1 Toughness Point Used]
Only to wake up seconds later without your shield and no moose in sight. Shit, whatever that bastard did to you must have scared off Bullwinkle.
You get up shakily, and sigh, knowing that this is going to be a long day.
[5 Vs. 2]
Or not. As you finish brushing yourself off, you're suddenly engulfed in a large shadow, before being brutally crushed by a falling Lamborghini. Ouch.
RESPAWN?
Swap out AK47 for Magnum Revolver. Give Captain Canada a proper thug execution.
[5+1 Vs. 2]
Watching as the Mountie Moron mounts his moose, you place your AK back into that inexplicable bag of holding of yours, and pull out the Revolver. Suddenly, the sorta-towering-but-not-really animal charges right at you! You dive out of the way and plug a shot or two into the Canadian's head, sending him to the ground.
You're about to walk away, when the moose runs off and the Captain...gets up? Weird...
However, he isn't up for long, as he's immediately crushed by...HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOUR CAR!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Done and Done:Kill someone that uses a Toughness Point to come back to life, only for them to be killed again.
Reward: Spell of Choice (Within Reason)
Recipients: 2Pac and GWG
Liquify, and move at pace to meet (and slam into, with force) the source of the falling related noise
[3-1] Man, it's really hard to melt without heat. Sure, you managed to form yourself into a bunch of spikes earlier through sheer willpower, but you definitely can't do that again. At least, not yet. Man, if only someone would build a fire next to you. It's really just common courtesy.
KILL ORANGE.
[N/A] Getting a rather unsettling vibe from the orange toaster, you take several steps towards, only to watch it inexplicably fly into a rock and shatter.
Well, that solves THAT problem.
The marine quickly situated himself, it wasn't the first time he had been dumped into a dangerous situation.
The Marine rushes to the closest cover, and then starts looking for enemies.
[4+1]
Noticing an alarming amount of stuff happening in the lower level, and some weird hunter girl up above, you decide the best idea would be to fall back. And fall back you do, heading into one of the arena's old Spawn Rooms and taking cover behind a wall. That should do for the time being.
Continue to take advantage of my position. fire upon anyone that attacks me. if nobody attacks me then fire upon whomever I have the best shot at. I'd prefer to use the bow, but if they look like arrows can't hurt them effectively (see: elephant, giant blob of water, etc) then use my arm-cannon. If anyone looks to be prone to getting in meele with me, keep my distance from them, and if anyone attacks me with ranged weapons, dodge the attack.
[1+5 Vs. 6+1] Crouching down and loading an arrow into the bow, you look around for a target. Suddenly, movement from the centre antenna catches your eye. Squinting a bit, you notice someone climbing down, rather slowly. Taking aim, you release an arrow at him, only for him to suddenly let go of the structure and crash through the room of the building! The arrow flies past him, pretty much harmlessly. Phooey.
Vic fires off another few shots at the kitchen appliance.
[6+1 Vs. 3]
Peeking your head out of the house, you take aim at the poor toaster, and squeeze off a few shots, all of which connect!
You watch as the orange device flies haphazardly towards the stone archway, shattering on impact and filling you with satisfaction.
But only for a few moments, until something crashes through the roof behind you, almost sending you tumbling out of the doorway to the ground below! Thankfully that doesn't ACTUALLY happen, but it could have!
[Vic Sage gets 2 Kill Points!]
Send out the ice demon to attack the closest person and summon up another fire demon
[4+1+1]
The ice demon complies and floats on over to the sheet of ice on the lower level, detecting a strange life force coming from it.
Meanwhile, you sit down again, and summon a rather neat-looking fire demon, complete with heat barrier around it. It's about as tall as you, and she seems ready to fight!
Ice Demon:
[6 Vs. 6]
However, when the ice demon gets to the sheet of ice, he realizes that ice moves aren't very effective against other ice types. So he gives up and goes off returns to his master.
Obligatory:
Get the first kill.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Elephant Parade
Easy Come, Easy Go:
Kill an enemy that spawned just that round.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Monkeyhead
Exploding at the Molecular Level:
Discover -.-'s OVERKILL ability.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Lenglon
And the Darwin Award goes to...
Get the first Darwin Point
Reward: Bragging Rights. What? You killed yourself and expect a reward?
Recipient: Derm
Done and Done:
Kill someone that uses a Toughness Point to come back to life, only for them to be killed again.
Reward: Spell of Choice (Within Reason)
Recipients: 2Pac and GWG
KeyNavy: Artemis
Orange: Toaster
Gold/Asparagus: GWG
Brown: Tupac
Green: Derm
Red: Captain Canada
White: The Question
Pink: Lacie
Blue: Monkeyhead
Black: -.-
Grey: Elephant
Turquoise: Marine
Name: Artemis Dimikaelo IV
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: -
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: +1
Toughness: -
Special Skills:
Guardian of Time: Can stop time, effectively allowing him to essentially teleport with a range of about 20 meters. The Zero Form: When enraged, transforms into a half-demon lightning electric form that gives him extra agility and control over his time abilities. SPECIFICALLY, +2 TO AGILITY AND CAN TELEPORT RO A RANGE OF 40 METERS EACH ACTION.Inventory: Amethyst Katana (Pah HAH!)
Status: Pulling some Matrix Gag Reel stuff.
Injuries: N/A
Name: Toaster
Occupation: Appliance
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: 50% -1
Intelligence: +2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 50% -1
Skills:
Toast Launcher: Toaster, as one could expect, is capable of launching flaming toast at high velocities toward anyone he can see. The toast is automatically replenished, but the launcher is capable of launching anything that fits in the slots, as well.
Elemental Resistance: Toaster, due to his natural ability and construction, is highly resistant to both fire and electrical damage.
Inventory: Cloak And Dagger (Hidden Position on Map when not moving)
Status: RESPAWNING
Injuries: N/A
Name: -.-
Occupation: Schoolgirl
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: 50% +6
Strength: -2
Intelligence: 50% -1
Moxie: -1
Toughness: +1
Special Skills:
Complete Apathy - Ignores pain, fear, surprise, compulsions, illusions, mind-control, shock, anything and everything that tries to dissuade her, control her, or mentally affect her whatsoever. Always Armed - can cause all kinds of weaponry to form around her body, ready for immediate use.Inventory: Schoolbag with textbooks, Arm Cannon,
Construction PDA, A Sandwich, a Chocolate Bar,
BONK! (1 Use), Bottle of Milk,
Enthusiasts Timepiece, Huntsman (11 Arrows).
Status: Missing the game shot.
Injuries: Bruised ribs
KP: 5
Achievements: 1
Name: Dermonster
Occupation: RTD legend.
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: 50% +1
Strength: 50% +1
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: 50% +1
Toughness: 50% +1
Special Skills:
What is this sorcery!?: Is a wizard. Can magic.
Walking Apocalypse: Treat all fives and above as having +1 and all ones and below as having -1.
Inventory: None
Status: RESPAWNING
Injuries: N/A
DP: 1
Achievements: 1
Name: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Benevolent Draconic Overlord
Agility: -1
Strength: 50% +1
Intelligence: +2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 1
I am a Dragon: Big, flies, breathes fire, uses magic, little perks like that.Shapeshifting: Can take on the form of any animal, person, or inanimate object. Stats are unchanged by this.
Inventory: Whatever he makes with major creation, wish, or the like. But who needs such trifles? I am a DRAGON! ...Also, I don't have opposable thumbs in my normal form.Status: Showing off to the Junkyard Owners in the audience.
Injuries: N/A
KP: 2
Achievements: 1
Name: MonkeyHead
Occupation: Tsunami
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: -
Strength: +3
Intelligence: -2
Moxie: -1
Toughness: +3
Special Skills:
Made of water - capable of all the usual shit water does - you know, dissolve stuff, drown people, evaporate, put out fires etc (+2 to relevant rolls)... highly vulnerable to electricity (-5 to defensive rolls) and temperature extremes (low temperatures change state to ice causing zero mobility until melted, high temperatures change state to steam, giving +2 mobility bonus but -3 penalties to attacks)Has no weak points - how do you hurt water? Immune to physical attacksInventory: Nothing.
Status: Wanting to feel hot, hot, hot.
Injuries: N/A
KP: 6
Achievements: 1
Name:
The Question [or Vic Sage]Occupation: Detective/Vigilante
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: -
Intelligence: +1
Moxie: +1
Toughness: 50% -1
Special Skills:
-Urban Shaman(?): A somewhat unique set of abilities including a +1 bonus to unarmed and improvised combat.
-Binary Gas: Creates a mildly hallucinogenic smoke screen that makes life harder for his enemies(-1 to moxie, agility and intelligence), but easier for himself, as it appears to give him seemingly psychic abilities(+1 to moxie and intelligence). (
1 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Inventory: Blank Mask, stuck firmly to face, Clothing(trenchcoat, pink dress shirt, slacks, fedora, dress shoes),
Enforcer, Ambassador
Status: Bang.
Injuries: N/A
KP: 2
Name: Captain Canada
Occupation: Supersoldier
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: +1
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: -
Toughness: +1
Special Skills:
Super-soldier: 2 extra skill points in Strength and Agility.
Canadian: Unaffected by cold attacks and can tame a moose for a steed. (
4 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Inventory: Vibranium Shield and Combat Uniform
Status: Having a bad day in general. RESPAWNING
Injuries: N/A
Name: Lacie Baskerville
Occupation: Unemployed
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: 50% -1
Intelligence: 50% +2
Moxie: +1
Toughness: 50% -1
Skills:
Summoner of demons: Lacie has the power to summon up various demons at will.
Child of the Abyss:Lacie gets a +1 to dice rolls on anything involving magic.
Inventory: Nothing
Status: Letting everyone else do the work for her.
Injuries: N/A
Name: Tupac Shakur a.k.a. 2Pac a.k.a. Makieavelli Occupation: Gangsta' RapperStats:Agility: +1Strength: -Intelligence: 50% -1 Moxie: +2Toughness: -Special Skills:Rap Manifestation: Tupac uses rap to manifest his soul into tangible forces. He is able to use magic in accordance with his skill and Moxie.Shot Me 5 Times: Got shot five times and lived. Hell, got shot a bunch more and died and he's still alive. Because of this, the first attack that would normally kill him, whether it's decapitation via sword or nuclear blast, does nothing too him. After this is used, it disappears for the rest of his current life.
Notorious: Big Poppa is a terrifying huge man who would eat anyone and then sodomize their respective family. Tupac is weak to Biggie Smalls if he appears for some reason.
Inventory:
Cordless Microphone - Use to enhance rapping abilities. Can also be used a bludgeon in desperate times. (Seriously, do you know how much it hurts to get hit with the mic?)
Suit - Rags to riches, bags to bitches, life story.
Bulletproof Vest - Covers back/torso area under Suit. Stops normal-grade ammunition, basic cutting/slashing instruments, and low-level magic attacks.
AK47 - Is the tool/don't make me act a motherfuckin' fool. Stocky, hard and dependable.
Magnum Revolver - Representing the Wild West. High-power.
Mac-10 - Machine pistol, high-rate automatic fire.
Lamborghini - Reminiscence on battlefield scars/while driving in plush cars. Sleek.
Status: DAMN CANADIANS!
Injuries: N/A
KP: 4
Achievements: 1
Name: Elephant
Occupation: Elephant
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: +1
Strength: +2
Intelligence: -2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 1 (Orig. 2)
Special Skills: Put either 1 Green-Coloured Passive Skill and 1 Blue-Coloured Active Skill, 2 Passive Skills, or 2 Active Skills.
Stampede: Move a large distance and stomp everybody in your way. (
2 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Imposing: Opponents take a penalty on Moxie rolls against you.
Inventory: None
Status: Trying to figure out whether he has the Force or not.
Injuries: NO TUSKS
KP: 7
Achievements: 1
Name: The Marine
Occupation: Space Marine
Stats:
Agility: 50% +1
Strength: +2
Intelligence: -1
Moxie: -1
Toughness: 2
Inventory: Gauss Rifle
Special Skills:
Armored Suit:The Marine is immune to damage from environmental hazards, like ice and fire. (Projectiles or Melee attacks using these characteristics are still damaging.))
Stimpack: The Marine's Strength and Agility are raised by 2 each for two turns, and his Intelligence and Moxie are decreased by 2 each for two rounds. (2 Turn Cooldown from when the effect wears off.))
Status: Running and Hiding
Injuries: N/A
I just want to remind everyone that if you think I forgot something, You're Wrong you can just tell me and I'll fix it. Same goes for if a majority of people think anyone's really overpowered. If that happens, I'll discuss it with the user and we'll work out a compromise based on you guys' suggestions. Also YAY, I'M NOT SICK. I'M SORE AS HELL, BUT NOT SICK.