Respawn. Pick up the effing car and fly as high as possible.
[4] Luckily, you manage to respawn on the ground. Not that it matters. You're a pretty average sized dragon. Probably just a little bigger than the car.
Oh yeah, the car! You almost forgot, that bastard needs to pay!
[6 Vs. 1] Damn, for a Lamborghini, it's surprisingly light! Or maybe all of the usual weight is contained in the paint or something that you scratched off. Or maybe it's just that you're a dragon. Maybe you'll never know. But now you have a large car in your claws, and are at around the same level as that center building place.
Respawn
[3] Shit. As you respawn, you realize you didn't...really...specify where you wanted to respawn. Maybe that's why you're halfway up the antenna in the middle of the map, clinging on for your life. Maybe you be a bit more specific next time. Or bribe the staff.
Fire toast at the Question near me, then run down the pipe all the way to the wall. Continue north a bit if there's time.
[2 Vs. 6] That bastard will PAY for ruining the close-whoah, damn, what's this white smoke shit? Eh, back to toast.
You launch a piece of flaming bread...onto the floor in front of you. Crap. Time for your escape!
[1] OH CRAP OW
As you turn and roll away, a bullet slams into your orange shell, sending you flying out of the exit, landing with a THUD below. Thankfully, you appear to be okay. Except for that hole in you. Oh well, it didn't hit your motherboard, you're still fine. You might have a bit of trouble firing toast now, though.
[Temp Lost 2 Agility Points]
((Well that could have gone better, also is my ice demon still alive or does it disappear when I die))
Respawn in the upper right corner of the arena
[5] You respawn on a bit of a slant, and, after regaining your balance from the sudden shift in standing ground, you look around to see...
Oh cool!
Your Ice Demon survived! He floats happily next to you, creating a small patch of snow beneath him.
Teleport over to that pipe to the right. Fire a magma ball into the house.
[2+1] You focus a good deal of your magical energy into this one spell, but release it a bit too early, so you only teleport to, well, right outside your little cage. It seems to still be going strong, that thing. It's a shame you'll have to leave it behind and PAH screw that thing, FIREBALL!
[3+1 Vs. 5] A basketball-sized ball of magma forms in your hands, and you launch it at the wall of the building, where it...
Splatters and slides down slowly, doing no damage whatsoever.
Damn. Stupid thing must be made of something other than wood. Or metal. Maybe rock?
Return to my previous elevated position (the one near the east edge of the arena) and look for targets.
If I get attacked at any point, abort my travels and focus on evasion and returning fire with my arm-cannon. if I manage to eliminate the attacker then resume my original action afterwards.
If upon reaching my destination I spot a target at long range, loose an arrow upon the target.
If upon reaching my destination I spot a target at medium range, loose an arrow upon the target.
If upon reaching my destination I spot a target at close range, open fire with my arm-cannon and maintain some distance from them.
If upon reaching my destination I am unable to spot a target, sit down, try on my new watch, and start doing my math homework. use my new calculator to help me.
[6] Shit. There's a lot of people. You choose to attack that...beast down there. Is that a pigeon? Whatever, it's dead now.
[2+6 vs. 5] HaHA! Beautiful shot, that is! Right in the ass! He seems to still be alive though. Maybe you could fix it.
...Or the ice could fix it for you. Damn. That looks...painful. Even for an elephant.
...Is he...getting UP from that? Damn, he's resilient.
Attempt to form upwards pointing icicle spikes to poke at the bag of meat stomping/sliding on/over me
[6 Vs. 1+1-1+1] Well, you totally would try that out, if the pressure were still OH WOW IT'S BACK TIME TO DO THE THING
Focusing your energy into shooting upwards, you form yourself into several spikes, and suddenly, the pressure is gone! From your surface, that is. You still feel some pressure...
Huh. And now it's gone completely. If only you had eyes, so you could see what just happened.
Hmm. Defend.
[5 Vs. 2+6] Pah, what's there to defend from? It's not like that girl's a threat right nOWOWOWOWOW.
You feel a sudden, sharp pain in...well, your ass, and nearly fall to the ground. Instead you stumble backwards a bit, before one of your legs slides out from under you, taking you to the icy ground. Hopefully you'll be safe here.
[1+1-1+1 Vs. 6] SIKE!
Suddenly, you're lifted into the air, and would feel like you were flying, if it weren't for the fact that it's several cold spikes being shoved into your stomach. Everything fades to black for a minute.
[TOUGHNESS 1/2]
And you wake up next to the ice spikes, perfectly fine. Except...something feels different. You feel...less...pointy. Shit. Your tusks are gone. Damn hunters.
[Monkeyhead +1 KP]
Vic gives a drawn out sigh as he stands up, and quickly activates his binary gas smokescreen.
After all, he can't have anyone interrupting him as he retrieves a weapon- preferably a revolver(gotta stick to the noir style, after all)- and counterattacks the shockingly violent little toaster with said weapon.
((I should come up with a profile for my second avatar before I die again...))
[5] After activating the smokescreen, you snatch up...oh, cool,
DualPistols![1+2 Vs. 6]
[2+1 Vs. 1] You're aim's a bit off in this smoke, even if you do have slightly psychic powers, and the first shot bounces off the wall and embeds itself in the wall. Your Ambassador shot manages to connect, though, and it knocks the little appliance out of the doorway. Huh. This might be the beginning of a great little relationship with that gun.
"You killed a puppy! Prepare to meet Canadian justice!"
Charge Tupac and hit him with my shield.
[2+1 Vs. 5+1] Enraged by the blatant animal abuse by this disgustingly armed-to-the-teeth man, you lunge at him with your shield. However, he's obviously spry enough to avoid the bash, and returns fire with the very same gun he used to slaughter the poor, defenseless puppy!
Unfortunately, the shield manages to deflect a bullet right into your foot. Those things are really getting beaten lately...
"You killed a puppy! Prepare to meet Canadian justice!"
Charge Tupac and hit him with my shield.
"Self-defense! Punk-ass turncoat!"
Shoot the Canadian in the face with my AK.
[5+1 Vs. 4+1] Damn Canadians! After jumping away from his shield bash, you point your AK at him, and fire! While most of the bullets fail to connect, instead bouncing off his shield, one manages to bounce into his foot! HA! THAT'LL LEARN HIM!
The new entrant falls headfirst out of another vent at the top of the arena, landing in the bottom right area of the map. The Arena's GPS has yet to pick up his signal, though. But he's there.
Obligatory:
Get the first kill.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Elephant Parade
Easy Come, Easy Go:
Kill an enemy that spawned just that round.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Monkeyhead
Exploding at the Molecular Level:
Discover -.-'s OVERKILL ability.
Reward: 3 KP
Recipient: Lenglon
KeyNavy: Artemis
Orange: Toaster
Gold/Asparagus: GWG
Brown: Tupac
Green: Derm
Red: Captain Canada
White: The Question
Pink: Lacie
Blue: Monkeyhead
Black: -.-
Grey: Elephant
Name: Artemis Dimikaelo IV
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: -
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: +1
Toughness: -
Special Skills:
Guardian of Time: Can stop time, effectively allowing him to essentially teleport with a range of about 20 meters. The Zero Form: When enraged, transforms into a half-demon lightning electric form that gives him extra agility and control over his time abilities. SPECIFICALLY, +2 TO AGILITY AND CAN TELEPORT RO A RANGE OF 40 METERS EACH ACTION.Inventory: Amethyst Katana (Pah HAH!)
Status: Clinging for his life!
Injuries: N/A
Name: Toaster
Occupation: Appliance
Stats:
Agility: - (Orig. +1)
Strength: 50% -1
Intelligence: +2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 50% -1
Skills:
Toast Launcher: Toaster, as one could expect, is capable of launching flaming toast at high velocities toward anyone he can see. The toast is automatically replenished, but the launcher is capable of launching anything that fits in the slots, as well.
Elemental Resistance: Toaster, due to his natural ability and construction, is highly resistant to both fire and electrical damage.
Inventory: Cloak And Dagger (Hidden Position on Map when not moving)
Status: FLYING!
Injuries: Shot Exterior (Lost 2 Agility Points)
Name: -.-
Occupation: Schoolgirl
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: 50% +6
Strength: -2
Intelligence: 50% -1
Moxie: -1
Toughness: +1
Special Skills:
Complete Apathy - Ignores pain, fear, surprise, compulsions, illusions, mind-control, shock, anything and everything that tries to dissuade her, control her, or mentally affect her whatsoever. Always Armed - can cause all kinds of weaponry to form around her body, ready for immediate use.Inventory: Schoolbag with textbooks, Arm Cannon,
Construction PDA, A Sandwich, a Chocolate Bar,
BONK! (1 Use), Bottle of Milk,
Enthusiasts Timepiece, Huntsman (13 Arrows).
Status: Going hunting!
Injuries: Bruised ribs
KP: 5
Achievements: 1
Name: Dermonster
Occupation: RTD legend.
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: 50% +1
Strength: 50% +1
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: 50% +1
Toughness: 50% +1
Special Skills:
What is this sorcery!?: Is a wizard. Can magic.
Walking Apocalypse: Treat all fives and above as having +1 and all ones and below as having -1.
Inventory: None
Status: Trying to figure out what the hell that building is made of.
Injuries: N/A
Name: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Benevolent Draconic Overlord
Agility: -1
Strength: 50% +1
Intelligence: +2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 1
I am a Dragon: Big, flies, breathes fire, uses magic, little perks like that.Shapeshifting: Can take on the form of any animal, person, or inanimate object. Stats are unchanged by this.
Inventory: Whatever he makes with major creation, wish, or the like. But who needs such trifles? I am a DRAGON! ...Also, I don't have opposable thumbs in my normal form.Status: Carrying a Car
Injuries: N/A
Name: MonkeyHead
Occupation: Tsunami
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: -
Strength: +3
Intelligence: -2
Moxie: -1
Toughness: +3
Special Skills:
Made of water - capable of all the usual shit water does - you know, dissolve stuff, drown people, evaporate, put out fires etc (+2 to relevant rolls)... highly vulnerable to electricity (-5 to defensive rolls) and temperature extremes (low temperatures change state to ice causing zero mobility until melted, high temperatures change state to steam, giving +2 mobility bonus but -3 penalties to attacks)Has no weak points - how do you hurt water? Immune to physical attacksInventory: Nothing.
Status: Ice Ice Baby
Injuries: N/A
KP: 6
Achievements: 1
Name:
The Question [or Vic Sage]Occupation: Detective/Vigilante
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: -
Intelligence: +1
Moxie: +1
Toughness: 50% -1
Special Skills:
-Urban Shaman(?): A somewhat unique set of abilities including a +1 bonus to unarmed and improvised combat.
-Binary Gas: Creates a mildly hallucinogenic smoke screen that makes life harder for his enemies(-1 to moxie, agility and intelligence), but easier for himself, as it appears to give him seemingly psychic abilities(+1 to moxie and intelligence). (
2 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Inventory: Blank Mask, stuck firmly to face, Clothing(trenchcoat, pink dress shirt, slacks, fedora, dress shoes),
Enforcer, Ambassador
Status: TAKE THAT KITCHEN APPLIANCE
Injuries: N/A
Name: Captain Canada
Occupation: Supersoldier
Stats:
Agility: 50% +1 (Orig. +1)
Strength: +1
Intelligence: 50% +1
Moxie: -
Toughness: +1
Special Skills:
Super-soldier: 2 extra skill points in Strength and Agility.
Canadian: Unaffected by cold attacks and can tame a moose for a steed. (
4 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Inventory: Vibranium Shield and Combat Uniform
Status: Having a bad Leg day
Injuries: Burnt Leg, Shot Foot (-1 Agility)
Name: Lacie Baskerville
Occupation: Unemployed
Stats:
Agility: +1
Strength: 50% -1
Intelligence: 50% +2
Moxie: +1
Toughness: 50% -1
Skills:
Summoner of demons: Lacie has the power to summon up various demons at will.
Child of the Abyss:Lacie gets a +1 to dice rolls on anything involving magic.
Inventory: Nothing
Status: Friends 2 Tha End
Injuries: N/A
Name: Tupac Shakur a.k.a. 2Pac a.k.a. Makieavelli Occupation: Gangsta' RapperStats:Agility: +1Strength: -Intelligence: 50% -1 Moxie: +2Toughness: -Special Skills:Rap Manifestation: Tupac uses rap to manifest his soul into tangible forces. He is able to use magic in accordance with his skill and Moxie.Shot Me 5 Times: Got shot five times and lived. Hell, got shot a bunch more and died and he's still alive. Because of this, the first attack that would normally kill him, whether it's decapitation via sword or nuclear blast, does nothing too him. After this is used, it disappears for the rest of his current life.
Notorious: Big Poppa is a terrifying huge man who would eat anyone and then sodomize their respective family. Tupac is weak to Biggie Smalls if he appears for some reason.
Inventory:
Cordless Microphone - Use to enhance rapping abilities. Can also be used a bludgeon in desperate times. (Seriously, do you know how much it hurts to get hit with the mic?)
Suit - Rags to riches, bags to bitches, life story.
Bulletproof Vest - Covers back/torso area under Suit. Stops normal-grade ammunition, basic cutting/slashing instruments, and low-level magic attacks.
AK47 - Is the tool/don't make me act a motherfuckin' fool. Stocky, hard and dependable.
Magnum Revolver - Representing the Wild West. High-power.
Mac-10 - Machine pistol, high-rate automatic fire.
Lamborghini - Reminiscence on battlefield scars/while driving in plush cars. Sleek.
Status: DAMN CANADIANS!
Injuries: N/A
KP: 3
Name: Elephant
Occupation: Elephant
Stats: Distribute 25 Points
Agility: +1
Strength: +2
Intelligence: -2
Moxie: -
Toughness: 1 (Orig. 2)
Special Skills: Put either 1 Green-Coloured Passive Skill and 1 Blue-Coloured Active Skill, 2 Passive Skills, or 2 Active Skills.
Stampede: Move a large distance and stomp everybody in your way. (
2 TURNS COOLDOWN)
Imposing: Opponents take a penalty on Moxie rolls against you.
Inventory: None
Status: Losing the ability to Impale things
Injuries: NO TUSKS
KP: 7
Achievements: 1
Name: The Marine
Occupation: Space Marine
Stats:
Agility: 50% +1
Strength: +2
Intelligence: -1
Moxie: -1
Toughness: 2
Inventory: Gauss Rifle
Special Skills:
Armored Suit:The Marine is immune to damage from environmental hazards, like ice and fire. (Projectiles or Melee attacks using these characteristics are still damaging.))
Stimpack: The Marine's Strength and Agility are raised by 2 each for two turns, and his Intelligence and Moxie are decreased by 2 each for two rounds. (2 Turn Cooldown from when the effect wears off.))
Okay, so I've decided that even if a Toughness Point is used up during a live through what would've been a kill, the killer would still get a KP, so I gave Tupac an extra point for using GWG's in that first round, and Monkeyhead gets one for using one of Elephant's. So yeah. Also, if somehow, you lost stat points due to an injury, I'll change them, but put (Orig.) and the original value. That is all!
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