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[USEC_OFFICER]

Summon a rain of frogs to beat down on the attacking orcs.

I am the frog king, after all.

[Emral282]

Gather more sacrifices in the chaos caused by Manslayer.

[aattss]

It appears the system where the effect of rolling a 1 or a 6 is determined by more dice rolls is even more absurd than the usual system, considering that an orc ended up with an 18, which would be a sufficient roll to evaporate a bronze colossus along with the mountains behind it in one hit if I didn't divert part of the roll into ascending into godhood. At the moment, the Manslayer is capable of destroying many of the players in a hit or two.

I was considering offering a reward to whoever challenged the Manslayer to a one-on-one fight and won, but then I realized that the Manslayer is too overpowered for that.

Edit: I took round 0 out of the OP to free more space, although I still have it.

[Yourmaster]

Fight GWG with laser katana to prove tech is better than magic

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue controlling the necromancer and having his minions attack the defenders.

Enslave Alex the inventor, and if that fails knock him out. Escape with him to the orcish lines to complete the defection.

[RangerCado]

Back away from the orc and shoot it in the face.

[wer6]

Continue controlling the necromancer and having his minions attack the defenders.

Enslave Alex the inventor, and if that fails knock him out. Escape with him to the orcish lines to complete the defection.

"HALP MAGICIAN, IM BEIING MIND CONTOORRLLLED"

and if i somehow escape mindcontrol
Punch Manslayer, in the face.

[scapheap]

Set traps in the forest, lot of them.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Use life to heal everybody good.

[aattss]

Orc Raid: Turn 3

Spoiler: Author’s Summary (click to show/hide)

This was an interesting turn. 6's are always fun to roll. There was also an interesting battle this round.

Spoiler: Player Actions (click to show/hide)

Summon a rain of frogs to beat down on the attacking orcs.

I am the frog king, after all.

You (3) summon a Frog Servant.

The frog servant (5vs4) slaps the shaman for 2 damage.

Gather more sacrifices in the chaos caused by Manslayer.

You (5+1=6) manage to gather a virgin sacrifice, which is worth 2.5 times as much.

Back away from the orc and shoot it in the face.

You (5) manage to stealth yourself from the Manslayer and get a +1 to the next roll. You (1-2+1+1=1) manage to shoot yourself in the foot for 2 damage.

Fight GWG with laser katana to prove tech is better than magic

Continue controlling the necromancer and having his minions attack the defenders.

Enslave Alex the inventor, and if that fails knock him out. Escape with him to the orcish lines to complete the defection.

Alex (3vs6+1=7) loses the initiative and gives GWG time to prepare the spell. GWG (4+1+1=6vs6+1=7) fails to penetrate Alex’s superior mind. Alex (5) executes GWG, because +4 damage is OP.

"HALP MAGICIAN, IM BEIING MIND CONTOORRLLLED"

and if i somehow escape mindcontrol
Punch Manslayer, in the face.

You notice that your mind-control has worn off, and you don’t know where the magician is anyway. Your hilarious attempt to punch the demigod in the face (6+2=8 vs 4+2=6) is stupid enough to work, and deals 4 damage. This moment will forever go down in history.

Your skeleton (4 vs 2) kills the goblin.

Set traps in the forest, lot of them.

You (3-1+1=3) manage to set up a couple traps.

Use life to heal everybody good.

You (6+3+3+3+2+1=18) heal the defenders, and even someone’s broken arm.

Spoiler: NPC Actions (click to show/hide)

The Orc Grunt (5+2) launches the catapult, which deals 12 damage to both the wall and the Orc Grunt.

The Orc Shaman (4) heals the Manslayer for 4 hp

The Manslayer (6+3+2+2=13 vs 3) hits the knight for 17 damage

The Retired Hero (1-3-1=-3) suffers 3 damage from a broken back

The Knight (6+3+2=11 vs 3+2=5) revenge-strikes the Manslayer for 7 hp

Players

Spoiler: Throgul(5)(Frog King)(15/15) (click to show/hide)

Swallow (ability): Main attack is by swallowing enemies. Swallowed enemies are dealt damage every turn and get a -2 to all rolls.

Frog (3)(Frog/minion)(4/4)(master: Frog King)

Spoiler: Green(3)(Woodsman)(8/8) (click to show/hide)

Axe (equipment): A useful axe
Forester (perk): +1 to all rolls when in forest areas

Spoiler: Cado(5)(Ranger)(10/10) (click to show/hide)

Archery (+1)(proficiency): +1 to archery rolls
Longbow (equipment): Deals +2 damage
Daggers (equipment): Allows d4 to self defense

Spoiler: Wer6(3)(Wannabee necromancer)(7/7) (click to show/hide)

Inexperienced Necromancy (-1)(magic): Allows raising the dead and other manipulations of death
Daredevil (achievement)(perk): Can perform melee combat

Skeleton Warrior(7)(Warrior)(15/15)(master: wer6)

Spoiler: Shater(5.5)(Cleric)(9/9) (click to show/hide)

Boon (discovery)(civilization)(life): Your faith gives a +1 to any of these areas
Holy (faith)(Zcra): Is a believer of a god

Spoiler: Alex(7)(Inventor)(12/12) (click to show/hide)

Technology (+1)(proficiency): +1 to tech rolls
Weapon-craft (+1)(proficiency): +1 to weapon-crafting rolls
Laser katana (7\5): A katana that utilizes cutting-edge technology to cut through most materials. +4 to damage dealt.

Spoiler: Emral(5)(Old One cultist)(9/9) (click to show/hide)

Cult Stuff (+1): Experienced with cult-related matters
Old Ones (+1)(magic)(faith): Has heard faint whispering of the old ones in the latest of night
Sacrifices Value (item):3.5

Raiders

Catapult(5)(siege weapon)(7/9)

Spoiler: Orc Shaman (4)(shaman)(6/8) (click to show/hide)

Heal (magic): Heals the target creature
Buff (magic): Buffs target creature

Spoiler: Manslayer(4)(boss)(demigod)(22/29) (click to show/hide)

Orc (race): Is an orc
Brute (perk): +2 to all combat rolls
Warhammer (perk): +2 to damage
Diehard (perk): Can survive for one turn with 0 hp
Demigod (perk): Can only be killed by a roll (including modifiers) of 6 or a person of rank 6 or above

Allies

Spoiler: Town (click to show/hide)

Front gate(38/50)

Spoiler: Retired Hero(3)(elite)(11/14) (click to show/hide)

Heroic Moment (perk):Has a 1/6 chance of automatically rolling a 6
Heric Sword (item): proof of heroism

Knight(7)(npc)(1/18)



The orcs mentioned in the last turn arrive

Orc Warrior (4)(Warrior)(12/12)

Spoiler: Orc Wolfrider (6+2=8)(calvalry)(17/17) (click to show/hide)

Mounted (status): melee attackers get -1 to attacking while mounted

Event: 1-1=0

Dark Winds foretell dark times. -2 to the next event roll.

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Corpse count: 5
Forest trap count: 2
Wolf pack(7): 4 turns away

Spoiler: Unpicked Loot (click to show/hide)

Slightly Holy Broadsword (equipment)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Resurrect due to a pre-prepared contingency.

"Quadratic wizards beat linear warriors every time, kid."

Knock him out and take my prisoner over to the raiders.

[Elephant Parade]

Spawn as man riding war elephant. Charge into battle!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Sir! You left your elephant behind!"

More seriously, are you a raider?

[Elephant Parade]

"Sir! You left your elephant behind!"

More seriously, are you a raider?

I dunno. Maybe.

Edit: Nope. I am not a raider.

[USEC_OFFICER]

The Orc shaman has displeased mighty Throgul. Devour him whole!