NECROTHREADOMANCY!!!Micho leaves the rally counting up his money. 295$ - sweet.
"Splendid! Now to go invest in the business, and then to go make some connections. After all, rising in the economic sector requires friends. Lots of rich friends."
Head back and give TCM 195$ for the corporate fund. Put on my best clothes and go find out where the rich people reside.
"Mr. Cent, here is nearly two hundred dollars for our business ventures. Now, I'm going to go hassle some of the money pockets and see if I can get us some good connections."
(TCM, I'd advise just doing your third action for now.)
I really do hope you find someone to take over. I mean, I would do it, but I'm a player, so I'm not sure how that would work out.
Best of wishes Cool.
1: You set out to give your boss some cash, but on the way, a man steps out of an alley with a gun pointed at you, and says "Drop all ye've got, if ye want tae live." He stands several meters away, with a magnum revolver pointed at you.
Aaargh! Rules apply to all players, not just the employees! I'm not kidding! You'll get more turns when you hire NPC's to do your bidding, or command your employees to do stuff! You're just one man!!!...
I AM NO MORTAL MAN, I AM 50 CENT.
Anyways:
Normalize the prices of everything, as $.50 is too low for some stuff, despite the name. However, to keep things in the 50 Cent spirit, instead of ending prices in $X.00, or $X.99, make sure everything is $X.50. (Ex.; Hotdogs cost $1.50)
2: You make all the prices more resonable, and raise them, but several customers get annoyed by suddenly raised prices and leave. A couple stay, though.
ACQUIRE FUNDS
3: You find a dime on the ground! Score!
Scout out real-estate to upgrade our cart to.
4: You find an old man that is just putting up a sign on a store that explains that they are closing down due to bankruptcy. You speak for a while, and settle on the price of the real-estate at 1000$. Phew. That was quite some bargaining you did there.
Man the store. If I see the guy I stole the guitar from, run.
4: You sell several hot dogs and other items, but half your customers leave suddenly. You wonder why.
(Coolrune, you could probably do all of that in the time it would take me to print up all of those flyers. Just saying)
"Boss, think it's time to get a bigger store"
Find a store that is going out of business we could buy. Also slap The Froggy Ninja in the face.
"And that's for being an idiot."
5: You give Froggy a very heart-felt slap across the face, sending him staggering, before wandering off in search of real-estate. Soon, you find that the local dollar store has just gone out of business, and is selling the store for 750$! Sweet! The competition is out, and you get a new opportunity!
Make cute leaflets for Fifty Shades of Fiddy
3: You make several leaflets that don't look too bad, but you can't really get people to take them.
ATTACH KNIFES TO HANDS TO MAKE CLAWS, STABITY, AND RUNNITY.Also, steal his money.
2: You quickly try to attach the knives to your hands like some sort of demented Wolverine, and are rewarded with them all falling off the moment you stop holding them there. One of the waiters swings a punch at you, and lands a solid blow on your stomach. The waiters seem to be having fun with this. Beating someone up must be their way or releasing stress.
CORPORATE FUNDS: 206$! Employees or Boss can donate to as they wish.
Personal Inventories-
0$, Box Of Nails, Old Plank
25$, Guitar (Man, you play that guitar really well)
-Advertising in the newspaper: $500
-Really old computer: $200
-Modernized computer: $500
-NASA supercomputer: $1,000,000
(Requires Computer)
-Excel: $60
-Recording Software: $50
-Animation Software: $300
-Hacking Tools: $50
-Our own Website: $300/$20 Per Turn
(More stuff coming that will require website)
Firearms:
Shotgun: $600
Pistol: $250
Crowbar: $100
Rocket Launcher: $2500
Ammo is infinite
I'm really sorry that I let this die, guys, and I hope to bring it back. You have but one man to thank for this, however. Sir
Froggy Ninja, please come up and take a bow.
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