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[Grey Goo]

Modded in genitalia and, well, this says everything:

You slash Dwarf 1 in the penis with your fourth finger, first left hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!

*Picking it up, and begin combat log worth of beating, until...*

You strike Dwarf 1 in the head with your Dwarf 1's penis, bruising the muscle, jamming skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Dwarf 1 has been knocked unconscious!
The Dwarf 1's penis has lodged firmly into the wound!
Dwarf 1 has been struck down.

Duh...

[Deon]

So what is the question? It's nothing close to my endavours in old Genesis.

[Boltgun]

Moral of the story? Modding genitalia in DF is not the best idea.

[sackhead]

Moral of the story? Modding genitalia in DF is not the best idea.

espesialy if you fill a sack with them become a necromancer and toss them into a town....

[Zammer990]

Oh god

[Wannabehero]

Moral of the story? Modding genitalia in DF is not the best idea.

Fixed

[Grey Goo]

espesialy if you fill a sack with them become a necromancer and toss them into a town....

I have mental image and that image is about someone being firmly lodged by mass of animated penises...

[narhiril]

espesialy if you fill a sack with them become a necromancer and toss them into a town....

I have mental image and that image is about someone being firmly lodged by mass of animated penises...

Beware the sexomancer!

[Seriyu]

espesialy if you fill a sack with them become a necromancer and toss them into a town....

I have mental image and that image is about someone being firmly lodged by mass of animated penises...

I'm pretty sure that's an SCP.

EDIT: Oh, no, close though!

Perhaps a little NSFW? No images. But if you're viewing a post about weapons in masses of animated penises you're probably not at work, let's be honest.

[BlackFlyme]

espesialy if you fill a sack with them become a necromancer and toss them into a town....

I have mental image and that image is about someone being firmly lodged by mass of animated penises...

Beware the sexomancer!

For some reason, we have these in my D&D group. We call them Blue Mages. No idea where the idea came from, since that was before I joined.

They are simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. Surprisingly effective in a combat scenario too.

[Deon]

Damn it, can't find that old screenshot of me headshotting a demon with his spinning dong. Oh well.
Still, been there, done that
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=92299.msg2581261#msg2581261
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=52988.msg1782390#msg1782390
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73928.msg1835824#msg1835824
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=70969.msg1744849#msg1744849
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=85584.msg2311070#msg2311070

This stupid achievement is everything I have. Not.