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[fractalman]

Implore my entity friend to rid the resurrector of the scythe.

you toss the scythe far away. it will be unusable for 2 rounds.

Become the Pink Pony of Berating, proceed to berate the failings of the players.

you do not have access to that level of reality warping.

HIT MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE STICK FOR THIS REALLY DUMB IDEA

You do so. dizziness increments.

Cut off arm. Place it in the centre.

You use the Wax, Eldritch knife to do so. It chips away at your sanity!  You begin to see things that may or may not be there!

You lose lots of blood. You become even dizzier!

you are dizzy and seeing things that may or may not exist. you have trouble placing the arm correctly, but you manage to place the bloodiest part inside of the lines on a corner of the large hexagram.

-you don't get the full oomph from this procedure, but you still get a whopping +40% progress.

It is now ill advised to make changes to existing diagrams, as you can no longer be sure your lines are straight.

It still brings about a whopping +40% resurrection status, bringing you to 77%


STATUS:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mental status:

You are no longer panicking.

Your sanity has slipped noticeably. You are seing things that may or may not be real.

You are Very dizzy from blood loss

You have basic knowledge of necromancy. 

You are slightly hungry.
Diagrams:
There is a massive hexagram traced into the ground:

corner 1: a shopkeeper (passed out in pain): there is a crude hexagram etched into his back.

there is a hexagram of dirt with a bit of blood. Coolrune's body is in the middle of the hexagram. this hexagram is attached to the larger hexagram.
corner 2: null
corner 3": a bloody arm is attached to this corner
corner 4: null.
corner 5: There is a hexagram of sticks. almost dried blood coats the sticks. 
corner 6: null
Center: null


There is a scythe, smeared with white wax, with a snuffed out white candle on top, and a couple black candles stuck to it.  It is doing nothing for the moment.  It is unavailable for 2 rounds!

Inventory:


You have all the candles you could possibly need.

You have a lighter. 

One of your arms has been cut off!

Your shirt is bloody. some of the blood is dry. some of it is fresh.

you have an eldritch wax knife.

You are bleeding profusely!
Other:

A passing entity named urgl??! has paused nearby to observe, give information, and play checkers.

Evil spirits are in your general vicinity!

Resurrection status: 77%


What do you do?

Spoiler: decrypted knowledge (click to show/hide)

e3dgertsff! sasjkatu! ikenap1!

Blood is almost always needed.

Scythes are only ever used to send spirits towards the afterlife, never to bring them towards life.

Pentagrams work, but they are horribly inefficient.  In this world, hexagrams are actually preferred.

Heptagrams are theoretically more efficient and faster than hexagrams, but they are somewhat risky: the wrong phase of the moon, the wrong color of clothes, the wrong weather conditions, and the heptagram  will do the opposite of what you want.  octagrams are, again, even more efficient and fast acting in theory, but are so horribly unstable that almost nobody ever uses them.

Cthulhu is not the name of an eldritch god in this universe.  Uhluhtc, however, is.

Candles are very, very helpful to guide spirits to the diagram. Red candles are typical.  Orange candles sacrifice speed for increased stability.  yellow candles sacrifice consistency for speed. Green candles negate the need for blood, but may require other components in its place. White candles will repel evil spirits, but may slow the ritual down.  Black candles will speed the ritual up, but will attract evil spirits. 

247kutef! nsxfr..  nr n xwsnynt  fsfqr mcb!

Lastly, resurrections are easier if there is a body to resurrect into.

[poketwo]

SEE IF ROBOTIC ARM REPLACEMENTS HAVE BEN INVENTED YET

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Stop, take a deep breath, and meditate for a while.

[fractalman]

SEE IF ROBOTIC ARM REPLACEMENTS HAVE BEN INVENTED YET

You think they have.  maybe if you rob a jewlery store you can afford to do so.

Stop, take a deep breath, and meditate for a while.

You sit down and meditate.

You recover sanity!

You are bleeding profusely.

You get dizzier.

You try to get up.

You are too dizzy to get up.

You keep bleeding.

Some more blood randomly spills into the resurrection diagram. +3%

You just want to sleep...

You manage to get up.

you are about to pass out from blood loss.

Whoops.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mental status:

You are no longer panicking.

Your sanity has slipped.

You are About To Pass Out From Blood Loss.

You have basic knowledge of necromancy. 

You are slightly hungry.
Diagrams:
There is a massive hexagram traced into the ground:

corner 1: a shopkeeper (passed out in pain): there is a crude hexagram etched into his back.

there is a hexagram of dirt with a bit of blood. Coolrune's body is in the middle of the hexagram. this hexagram is attached to the larger hexagram.
corner 2: null
corner 3": a bloody arm is attached to this corner
corner 4: null.
corner 5: There is a hexagram of sticks. almost dried blood coats the sticks. 
corner 6: null
Center: null


There is a sythe, smeared with white wax, with a snuffed out white candle on top, and a couple black candles stuck to it.  It is doing nothing for the moment.

Inventory:


You have all the candles you could possibly need.

You have a lighter. 

One of your arms has been cut off!

Your shirt is bloody. some of the blood is dry. some of it is fresh.

you have an eldritch wax knife.

You are bleeding profusely!
Other:

A passing entity named urgl??! has paused nearby to observe, give information, and play checkers.

Evil spirits are in your general vicinity!

Resurrection status: 80%


What do you do?

Spoiler: decrypted knowledge (click to show/hide)

e3dgertsff! sasjkatu! ikenap1!

Blood is almost always needed.

Scythes are only ever used to send spirits towards the afterlife, never to bring them towards life.

Pentagrams work, but they are horribly inefficient.  In this world, hexagrams are actually preferred.

Heptagrams are theoretically more efficient and faster than hexagrams, but they are somewhat risky: the wrong phase of the moon, the wrong color of clothes, the wrong weather conditions, and the heptagram  will do the opposite of what you want.  octagrams are, again, even more efficient and fast acting in theory, but are so horribly unstable that almost nobody ever uses them.

Cthulhu is not the name of an eldritch god in this universe.  Uhluhtc, however, is.

Candles are very, very helpful to guide spirits to the diagram. Red candles are typical.  Orange candles sacrifice speed for increased stability.  yellow candles sacrifice consistency for speed. Green candles negate the need for blood, but may require other components in its place. White candles will repel evil spirits, but may slow the ritual down.  Black candles will speed the ritual up, but will attract evil spirits. 

247kutef! nsxfr..  nr n xwsnynt  fsfqr mcb!

Lastly, resurrections are easier if there is a body to resurrect into.

[poketwo]

PATCH UP THE WOUND

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

PATCH THE WOUND

[fractalman]

PATCH UP THE WOUND

PATCH THE WOUND

You successfully cauterize the wound. There is no time to think of anything else.

You pass out from the pain.

You sleep.

You recover, partially, becoming slightly less dizzy (extremely dizzy)

Your stomach begins to growl.

All the blood in the diagrams dries out, -10%
Coolrune's body begins to decay: -5%

You are sane enough that dreaming is able to patch your mind, rather than driving you to greater insanity.






STATUS:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mental status:

You are no longer panicking.

Your sanity has slipped slightly.

You are Extremely Dizzy

You have basic knowledge of necromancy. 

Your stomach is growling.

Diagrams:
There is a massive hexagram traced into the ground:

corner 1: A shopkeeper (passed out in pain): there is a crude hexagram etched into his back.  Eldritch powers have kept him from waking up.

there is a hexagram of dirt with a bit of dried blood. Coolrune's body is in the middle of the hexagram. this hexagram is attached to the larger hexagram.  Coolrune's body has begun to decay.
corner 2: null
corner 3": a bloody arm is attached to this corner
corner 4: null.
corner 5: There is a hexagram of sticks. dried blood coats the sticks. 
corner 6: null
Center: null


There is a scythe, smeared with white wax, with a snuffed out white candle on top, and a couple black candles stuck to it.  It has been flung too far away to touch for another turn.

Inventory:


You have all the candles you could possibly need.

You have a lighter. 

One of your arms has been cut off!

Your shirt is bloody. the blood is dry.

You have an eldritch wax knife.

You are not presently bleeding.

Other:

A passing entity named urgl??! has paused nearby to observe, give information, and play checkers.

Evil spirits are in your general vicinity!

Resurrection status: 65%


What do you do?

Spoiler: decrypted knowledge (click to show/hide)

e3dgertsff! sasjkatu! ikenap1!

Blood is almost always needed.

Scythes are only ever used to send spirits towards the afterlife, never to bring them towards life.

Pentagrams work, but they are horribly inefficient.  In this world, hexagrams are actually preferred.

Heptagrams are theoretically more efficient and faster than hexagrams, but they are somewhat risky: the wrong phase of the moon, the wrong color of clothes, the wrong weather conditions, and the heptagram  will do the opposite of what you want.  octagrams are, again, even more efficient and fast acting in theory, but are so horribly unstable that almost nobody ever uses them.

Cthulhu is not the name of an eldritch god in this universe.  Uhluhtc, however, is.

Candles are very, very helpful to guide spirits to the diagram. Red candles are typical.  Orange candles sacrifice speed for increased stability.  yellow candles sacrifice consistency for speed. Green candles negate the need for blood, but may require other components in its place. White candles will repel evil spirits, but may slow the ritual down.  Black candles will speed the ritual up, but will attract evil spirits. 

247kutef! nsxfr..  nr n xwsnynt  fsfqr mcb!

Lastly, resurrections are easier if there is a body to resurrect into.

[poketwo]

START FINDING A WAY TO LESSEN THE DECAY

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Find some embalming fluid and inject it into the body!

[fractalman]

START FINDING A WAY TO LESSEN THE DECAY

You dump lots of ice on the body. Next decay tick (if it happens, which it probably won't, as you're liable to either get killed or resurrect coolrune first) will only cause a 4% penalty. 

Escalating to dry ice is not recommended.

Find some embalming fluid and inject it into the body!

I do not know if any embalming fluid components can be found in a typical store.

All other statuses remain the same.


This will be the last update tonight.

[flabort]

Rob a hospital of blood infusion IVs, blood type test strips, and any other related equipment. Test your own blood using whatever is still wet, then hook some compatible IVs up and give yourself a transfusion. Spill any incompatible IVs onto the diagrams on the ground.

Knock over the shopkeeper so the diagram on his back touches the blood on a diagram on the ground.

[mastahcheese]

Well.

Today I have recieved grave news.
As you know, for many months now, I've been without home Internet, which has severly decreased the amount you all got to see of me.

This was not the end, however, as I still took it upon myself to take my laptop to the library, to continue to provide entertainment for you all.

A few weeks ago, my laptop malfunctioned, and I could not get it working again.
I assumed it was a virus, so I had it sent to be fixed.
It was not a virus.
My laptop's hard drive has crashed. It can not be repaired, nor recovered.

All of the data I kept on my laptop has been lost. And I kept a lot on it.
The games that were running, ideas for things I was going to do, a chapter of a book I was writing in my spare time.
Everything.

Because of this, I'm officially going to have to end pretty much all of my suspended projects.

This includes the map of Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. Which pains me because were looking forward to it a lot, and I actually did have a lot more done on the map than I let on. I even had resources of horses on the flatlands, was how far I was along.

So I'm going to post a canon ending to RTDRDD, and that will be that.

I'm sorry this happened.

[Coolrune206]

Well.

Today I have recieved grave news.
As you know, for many months now, I've been without home Internet, which has severly decreased the amount you all got to see of me.

This was not the end, however, as I still took it upon myself to take my laptop to the library, to continue to provide entertainment for you all.

A few weeks ago, my laptop malfunctioned, and I could not get it working again.
I assumed it was a virus, so I had it sent to be fixed.
It was not a virus.
My laptop's hard drive has crashed. It can not be repaired, nor recovered.

All of the data I kept on my laptop has been lost. And I kept a lot on it.
The games that were running, ideas for things I was going to do, a chapter of a book I was writing in my spare time.
Everything.

Because of this, I'm officially going to have to end pretty much all of my suspended projects.

This includes the map of Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. Which pains me because were looking forward to it a lot, and I actually did have a lot more done on the map than I let on. I even had resources of horses on the flatlands, was how far I was along.

So I'm going to post a canon ending to RTDRDD, and that will be that.

I'm sorry this happened.

Oh Mastah... I'm so sorry...
So will the EVO reboot never be a thing? Might you reboot Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail?
It's a huge shame, too. I feel for ya, man :c.
Damn, gotta love scanning messages for hidden text.

[Xantalos]

Well.

Today I have recieved grave news.
As you know, for many months now, I've been without home Internet, which has severly decreased the amount you all got to see of me.

This was not the end, however, as I still took it upon myself to take my laptop to the library, to continue to provide entertainment for you all.

A few weeks ago, my laptop malfunctioned, and I could not get it working again.
I assumed it was a virus, so I had it sent to be fixed.
It was not a virus.
My laptop's hard drive has crashed. It can not be repaired, nor recovered.

All of the data I kept on my laptop has been lost. And I kept a lot on it.
The games that were running, ideas for things I was going to do, a chapter of a book I was writing in my spare time.
Everything.

Because of this, I'm officially going to have to end pretty much all of my suspended projects.

This includes the map of Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. Which pains me because were looking forward to it a lot, and I actually did have a lot more done on the map than I let on. I even had resources of horses on the flatlands, was how far I was along.

So I'm going to post a canon ending to RTDRDD, and that will be that.

I'm sorry this happened.

Aww, that sucks.
Good luck with getting a replacement...

[highmax28]

Well, it was fun while it lasted...


... Does this mean we get a rebirth of a world when you're all set back up?