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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170290 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1755 on: December 14, 2014, 08:17:32 am »

MastahCheese, how's the map coming?
Can we see it?
Or HAVE YOU BEEN LAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY???
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1756 on: December 14, 2014, 08:50:41 am »

My laptop has been fried for over a month now, and i've been restricted to my iPod.

*Throws Coolrune out the window*
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Coolrune206

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1757 on: December 14, 2014, 09:03:15 am »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *SPLUT*
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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1758 on: December 14, 2014, 02:53:03 pm »

Minigame: the resurrection of Coolrune.

You have no supplies.

You have vague theoretical knowledge about necromancy.

What do you do?
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1759 on: December 14, 2014, 03:28:49 pm »

Panic
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The Derail Thread

Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1760 on: December 14, 2014, 03:35:53 pm »

Set the corpse on fire.
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fractalman

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1761 on: December 14, 2014, 03:41:07 pm »

Minigame: the resurrection of Coolrune.

Panic
you begin to panic.
Set the corpse on fire.
Somehow, you have enough clarity of thought to pick up some random sticks with which to start a fire.

In your panic, you set your shirtsleeve on fire. Somehow.




You have a couple of sticks.

You have vague theoretical knowledge about necromancy.

your shirtsleeve is on fire.

You are panicking.

What do you do?
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

TalonisWolf

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1762 on: December 14, 2014, 03:49:38 pm »

 What was my last action? Whatever it was, REPEAT.

  Lazy player is lazy.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1763 on: December 14, 2014, 03:54:13 pm »

Cut off burning-sleeve arm.
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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1764 on: December 14, 2014, 04:31:53 pm »

Use the sticks to form the outline for some ritual unrelated to vague knowledge
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1765 on: December 14, 2014, 04:49:39 pm »

Cut off burning-sleeve arm.
Then use it in ritual
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The Derail Thread

fractalman

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1766 on: December 14, 2014, 05:08:57 pm »

Minigame: the resurrection of Coolrune.

What was my last action? Whatever it was, REPEAT.

  Lazy player is lazy.
null action
Cut off burning-sleeve arm.

You fail to cut the arm off, however, you do gouge a hole in your arm with a stick, spraying blood over the place. The blood puts out the fire.


Use the sticks to form the outline for some ritual unrelated to vague knowledge

You shape some sticks into a crude pentagram.

Your vague knowledge is as follows: you think you need a pentagram, you think you need candles, you think you need blood, but you're not really sure of anything else.

Cut off burning-sleeve arm.
Then use it in ritual

You smear some of your blood onto the sticks.


As you lack detailed knowledge, your efforts are of very limited effectiveness. However, coolrune's soul is drawn back towards the living world. +5% resurrection status.



You have a crude pentagram of sticks. Blood is smeared on the sticks.

You have vague theoretical knowledge about necromancy.

Your shirtsleeve is bloody and charred.

Your shirt is bloody.

You are bleeding.

You are panicking.

Resurrection status: 5%

What do you do?
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1767 on: December 14, 2014, 05:13:59 pm »

Set arm on fire again. Use as improvised candle.
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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1768 on: December 14, 2014, 05:20:45 pm »

Chant the name of an eldritch god, alternated with Coolrune's name
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fractalman

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Re: The Derail Games: BOB AND WEAVE, YOU FOOLS!
« Reply #1769 on: December 14, 2014, 05:49:10 pm »

Set arm on fire again. Use as improvised candle.
You are panicking. Your shirt sleeve is drenched with blood. The sticks are wet with blood.  You are in pain from the self-inflicted injury. If the GM were deciding success/failure with rolls, then even a natural 20 might not be enough. Maybe 3 natural 20's in a row...

You remove two sticks to attempt this.  coolrune's soul drifts away: -2%

You fail to light anything on fire. however, your nose is briefly assualted by the smell of heated blood.

Chant the name of an eldritch god, alternated with Coolrune's name

You don't actually know the names of eldritch gods in this universe. At least, you don't know them yet. A passing something hears, however, and contemplates helping.

Coolrune hears his name, and drifts a little closer to life. +3% completion.

You are panicking, and garble his name, offending him! -1%

Perhaps you could eek a little more oomph out of this method if you replaced the sticks...

Really, though, you need more knowledge.







There is now a town nearby.  There are stores in the town, which might have what you need. Or maybe not. Traveling to and from the town is a free action.

You have a crude pentagram of sticks. Blood is smeared on the sticks.  2 sticks are missing.

you have 2 sticks.

You have vague theoretical knowledge about necromancy.

Your shirtsleeve is bloody and charred.

Your shirt is bloody.

You are bleeding from one arm.

You are panicking.

A passing something has paused nearby, and is considering helping.

Resurrection status: 5%

What do you do?
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"
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