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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170326 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1635 on: July 14, 2014, 01:35:11 pm »
Screw it, why not?
Not like I need sanity anyway.

On Board DSS1

You indicate the single green light to him, and inform him that you don't have anything else to cram into the gun.
"One shot, then. That makes two if you count both of us."
He points at his own gun, which only has a single green light, as well.
He holds two fingers up to his ear.
"Sir, I've got a survivor with me, he's been wiped. Former scientist. We're in the starboard hall, two sections out. Any patrols in the section?"
He waits for a second, then continues.
"Copy that. Out."
He lowers his hand back to his weapon. "We've got two confirmed Paladins in the next section, you get one, I get the other?"


Unknown Location

You wake up, face down on black sand.
You stand up, and brush off your heavily weathered shirt.
You notice an injury in your chest, but there isn't any blood coming out.
You look around, you're on the shore of a river, with deep, dark water that flows silently.
The sand around you is all black, and coarse.
Ahead of you, downstream, you can see what seems to be a very small village, with a large, black building imposing over it.
There doesn't appear to be anything else visible for miles, the horizon is bare.
You're holding a rapier, you don't remember picking it up.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1636 on: July 14, 2014, 08:43:22 pm »
NO MASTHA WAIT, YOU ARE IN DANGER OF REACHING DERAIL CAPACITY *POOSH*'OH GOD NO ITS ALREADY STARTING, MASTHA! MASTHA! YOU MUST MAKE THAT ONE BOOZE WIZARDS ON A TRAIN GAME, QUICKLY BEFORE WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMED.
*poof*
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1637 on: July 14, 2014, 09:41:32 pm »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on July 14, 2014, 08:43:22 pm
NO MASTHA WAIT, YOU ARE IN DANGER OF REACHING DERAIL CAPACITY *POOSH*'OH GOD NO ITS ALREADY STARTING, MASTHA! MASTHA! YOU MUST MAKE THAT ONE BOOZE WIZARDS ON A TRAIN GAME, QUICKLY BEFORE WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMED.
*poof*

?Wat? ?On? Earth?
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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1638 on: July 14, 2014, 11:05:40 pm »
Quote from: TalonisWolf on July 14, 2014, 09:41:32 pm
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on July 14, 2014, 08:43:22 pm
NO MASTHA WAIT, YOU ARE IN DANGER OF REACHING DERAIL CAPACITY *POOSH*'OH GOD NO ITS ALREADY STARTING, MASTHA! MASTHA! YOU MUST MAKE THAT ONE BOOZE WIZARDS ON A TRAIN GAME, QUICKLY BEFORE WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMED.
*poof*

?Wat? ?On? Earth?
I think his mind broke
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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1639 on: July 14, 2014, 11:56:03 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on July 14, 2014, 11:05:40 pm
Quote from: TalonisWolf on July 14, 2014, 09:41:32 pm
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on July 14, 2014, 08:43:22 pm
NO MASTHA WAIT, YOU ARE IN DANGER OF REACHING DERAIL CAPACITY *POOSH*'OH GOD NO ITS ALREADY STARTING, MASTHA! MASTHA! YOU MUST MAKE THAT ONE BOOZE WIZARDS ON A TRAIN GAME, QUICKLY BEFORE WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMED.
*poof*

?Wat? ?On? Earth?
I think his mind broke
Welp.  There goes another one.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1640 on: July 15, 2014, 12:20:08 am »
I'll start a derail game, why not? We'll use my favorite color with a blue glow. I'll only take 5 people for this though

You all awake inside of a cell. You're all in cells with either another player except one of you who is in a cell with a dwarf. You are all wearing ragged clothing. Be it you're in here for a crime or put here unjustly, it doesn't matter now. You all know everything has gone to hell within the span of a few days after what happened not too long ago when rumors began to fly about the King's new adviser.

Who are you?

I would like a kind of character sheet like so:

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We'll start when I get 5 people
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1641 on: July 15, 2014, 07:34:33 am »
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1642 on: July 15, 2014, 08:19:27 am »
Well thanks, execute, now nobody replied to either of my games.
Fantastic.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1643 on: July 15, 2014, 08:22:07 am »
Hey, you can't fault this guy for having the touch of death for anything he speaks of, you can only be hatin'.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1644 on: July 15, 2014, 08:24:26 am »
Bitch, please, you ain't even never heard no touch of death.
Touch a death what I do to yo momma las' night.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1645 on: July 15, 2014, 08:28:23 am »
Oh yhea?! Well yo' momma should know bout' my touch o' death by now, biiiiiaaaatttchhhhh.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1646 on: July 15, 2014, 08:30:08 am »
...We should probably stop this before it gets out of hand.
I don't have enough drugs to keep this up.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1647 on: July 15, 2014, 08:27:15 pm »
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1648 on: July 15, 2014, 09:23:26 pm »
So I tried to find out why this thread has 100+ pages.

It is terrifying.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1649 on: July 15, 2014, 09:43:54 pm »
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