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[mastahcheese]

BUMP BUMP

Screw it.

You can feel yourself laying against a hard metal.
You can't see anything.
What now?

[NAV]

Lick metal. Identify metal by flavour.

[darkpaladin109]

Lick metal. Identify metal by flavour.

[mastahcheese]

You realize that you are laying facing upwards.
As you try to turn your head to reach it, it bumps into a wall.
It seems that you are in a very, very cramped location.
A high pitched whine begins, and starts to grow in intensity.

[flabort]

Whine at the same intensity.

[NAV]

Whine at the same intensity.

+1

[highmax28]

Whine at the same intensity.

+1

+1

[darkpaladin109]

Whine at the same intensity.

+1

+1

+1

[Elephant Parade]

Attempt to do a Moonwalking Worm to surprise the spambot.

Error: unknown command.

Learn report spell as we kick the spambot in the face!

That's not how you learn a spell!
>kick
[roll: 16-4 vs. 12][roll: 4]
You kick the spambot, inflicting 4 damage. Critical hit! The spambot is stunned! You have unlocked Tutorial: Critical Hits!

Wait until Toady One finds us  proceed to grovel if executable.

Noncombat commands will not be executed in combat unless they have a majority vote.

Spoiler: Critical Hits (click to show/hide)

If an attack scores either a natural 20 on its attack roll or the maximum possible number on its damage roll, it will be a critical hit. Critical hits will usually stun the enemy; depending on the attack, they may also have other effects.

[Lukeinator]

Whine at the same intensity.

+1

+1

+1

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Are completely arbitarily thought up games still welcome in this thread?  It's been awhile since I was last here...

Spoiler: Anyway, the game (click to show/hide)

Grid is an approximation.  When you choose to spawn, you will appear in a random place on the board with a fire-based weapon determined by a 1d6.  Black areas represent walls.  Walls may be destroyed.  Movement is 1d6 per turn.  Respawn is allowed, but you cannot respawn to the same team until you have been on them all.

PLAYER ICON           TEAM NAME

         Team Rage

         Team Troll

         Team Cereal

         Team Okay

         Team F*** Yeah

         Team Forever Alone

         Team Y U No

         Team Me Gusta

[4maskwolf]

For Zanzet: 4maskwolf on team troll.

[flabort]

For Zanzet: Flabort on team Me Gusta.

I delayed to long. Update for Roll to Wifi may take longer than usual. But I am now working on it.

[Scotsmen]

Oh. Yes. I am in. Scotsmen on team Rage!

[flabort]

Kill inferior robot using eye lasers.

[5]The robot is inferior to your biomechanical hybrid cyborg powers. You melt it down to reveal your own still beating heart inside, rapidly sprouting the parts to build a second you out of the molten robot.
You are then immediately destroyed yourself by acid and lightning. [1] Your clone does not retain your memories, just your desire to kill humanity. And is not fully formed. And you didn't manage to uplink yourself to a nearby wifi signal because there weren't any, so you basically lost all your possessions and your identity.

USING METKNOWLAGE, DESTROY ELEPHANT PARADE'S HACK ON MY ROUTER

[2]You fail to have Metknowlage. The little paperclip guy suggests, did you mean Metaknowledge?

Secure my computer from hacking, then pack up and go home to get a nice dinner and a good night's sleep.

[4]You succesfully install redundant firewalls and security. You go home and eat something ethnic, and then go to bed for the night. The noise of the neighbors battling it out with eyelasers is keeping you up, though.

Figure out who stole my wallet. Then kill EXTERMINATE him. And take his wallet. And mine too.

[1] You come to the conclusion that you wallet was stolen by the president of the United States. You hijack a helicopter and fly to the capitol.

Halfway there! WORK MORE! GET PAID!

[3]You do a little more work and then fall asleep. Your face lands on your laptop keyboard, and closes your browser. Nothing else bad happens.

Have giant robot be immune to eye lasers. Then anihilate EP with wizard powers.

[6] The robot is immune to eyelasers by regenerating if it gets destroyed. However, this only causes it to start turning into a clone of EP when he destroys it. [6](seriously?) You call down the wrath of shenanigans, and blow up the original EP in a shower of lightning and pure acid from the sky.

Buy not as cheap router return home

You get the  DuLuxxo brand wireless router. [3] You barely remember to get a cable to go with it so it works, but forget to get the things that make it so that your phones don't explode when you plug them in now.

keep the money, drop the id (while trying not to leave fingerprints?)
dropping stuff is a free action, right?
run jog for the hills.

You sort through the guy's wallet right in front of his house. He rushes past without noticing you, so you just throw his ID back through his open door. You guess he left his door open. [2] You nonchalantly walk back home. No running or jogging, certainly not towards any hills. You're not fit enough. You whistle a little tune.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Highmax Location: MH's home (Asleep, Keyboard face)
$310
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (256 Mb/s)
Ridiculous phone bill (around $500 this month)
A $60/hour job
MedioTech router (Hacked by EP)
3' cable
8' cable

DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
A pile of molten scrap that's turning into a clone of Elephant Parade
POLICE RAID!

Elephant Parade Location: DP's Home
Is a cyborg. Has a desire to murder mankind.
Is a clone of self with no memories.

Poketwo  Location: PT's home
$53
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
MedioTech Super Deluxe Wireless Router (Hacked by EP)
8' Length of cable.

Lukinator Location: Lukinator's home
$17
3' of network cable
 DuLuxxo brand wireless router
A Laptop (0Mb/s)

4maskwolf Location: 4mask's home (In bed)
$60
Those widgets I keep mentioning
Advanced programmer (virus specialization)
A Laptop (0Mb/s, secured from up to major hacking)
Installed a virus at the bank (Earn extra cash)
Virus'd all major search engines.

Scotsman Location: The White House
$0
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
No broadband
Hijacked a Helicopter
Left door at home open. Scotsman's ID returned at home, unknown to you.

Fractalman Location: Walking back to own home.
$65
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
Those doohickey widgets

Did I miss anyone?