Kill inferior robot using eye lasers.
[5]The robot is inferior to your biomechanical hybrid cyborg powers. You melt it down to reveal your own still beating heart inside, rapidly sprouting the parts to build a second you out of the molten robot.
You are then immediately destroyed yourself by acid and lightning. [1] Your clone does not retain your memories, just your desire to kill humanity. And is not fully formed. And you didn't manage to uplink yourself to a nearby wifi signal because there weren't any, so you basically lost all your possessions and your identity.
USING METKNOWLAGE, DESTROY ELEPHANT PARADE'S HACK ON MY ROUTER
[2]You fail to have Metknowlage. The little paperclip guy suggests, did you mean Metaknowledge?
Secure my computer from hacking, then pack up and go home to get a nice dinner and a good night's sleep.
[4]You succesfully install redundant firewalls and security. You go home and eat something ethnic, and then go to bed for the night. The noise of the neighbors battling it out with eyelasers is keeping you up, though.
Figure out who stole my wallet. Then kill EXTERMINATE him. And take his wallet. And mine too.
[1] You come to the conclusion that you wallet was stolen by the president of the United States. You hijack a helicopter and fly to the capitol.
Halfway there! WORK MORE! GET PAID!
[3]You do a little more work and then fall asleep. Your face lands on your laptop keyboard, and closes your browser. Nothing else bad happens.
Have giant robot be immune to eye lasers. Then anihilate EP with wizard powers.
[6] The robot is immune to eyelasers by regenerating if it gets destroyed. However, this only causes it to start turning into a clone of EP when he destroys it. [6](seriously?) You call down the wrath of shenanigans, and blow up the original EP in a shower of lightning and pure acid from the sky.
Buy not as cheap router return home
You get the DuLuxxo brand wireless router. [3] You barely remember to get a cable to go with it so it works, but forget to get the things that make it so that your phones don't explode when you plug them in now.
keep the money, drop the id (while trying not to leave fingerprints?)
dropping stuff is a free action, right?
run jog for the hills.
You sort through the guy's wallet right in front of his house. He rushes past without noticing you, so you just throw his ID back through his open door. You guess he left his door open. [2] You nonchalantly walk back home. No running or jogging, certainly not towards any hills. You're not fit enough. You whistle a little tune.
Highmax Location: MH's home (Asleep, Keyboard face)
$310
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (256 Mb/s)
Ridiculous phone bill (around $500 this month)
A $60/hour job
MedioTech router (Hacked by EP)
3' cable
8' cable
DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
A pile of molten scrap that's turning into a clone of Elephant Parade
POLICE RAID!
Elephant Parade Location: DP's Home
Is a cyborg. Has a desire to murder mankind.
Is a clone of self with no memories.
Poketwo Location: PT's home
$53
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
MedioTech Super Deluxe Wireless Router (Hacked by EP)
8' Length of cable.
Lukinator Location: Lukinator's home
$17
3' of network cable
DuLuxxo brand wireless router
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
4maskwolf Location: 4mask's home (In bed)
$60
Those widgets I keep mentioning
Advanced programmer (virus specialization)
A Laptop (0Mb/s, secured from up to major hacking)
Installed a virus at the bank (Earn extra cash)
Virus'd all major search engines.
Scotsman Location: The White House
$0
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
No broadband
Hijacked a Helicopter
Left door at home open. Scotsman's ID returned at home, unknown to you.
Fractalman Location: Walking back to own home.
$65
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
Those doohickey widgets
Did I miss anyone?