Visit one of my neighbors. While they are busy greeting me, tear their heart striaght out of their chest and run back home to put it in my robot.
[d7:3] You visit Elephant Parade. [6] You tear his heart out, but he still stands. Alarmed when he starts chasing you, you run home and lose him along the way.
[3] The robot accepts the heart, and starts to move. It doesn't move very well, though, and still seems like a soulless automoton. (Like Blunt from Freefall, only not as smart and without purpose; slow, halting, clunky)
go to a local Internet cafe, install viruses into the main search engines. Nothing major, just a tracking program, nothing that is likely to be spotted.
[4] You hack google. And Ask.com, and Fetch. And Yahoo and Amazon. You drop a tracking virus into each. It tracks nothing useful, but it's not spotted.
Oh hi guys I'm back!
JOIN GAME AS A SEXY DALEK.
[1] Ouch. You join the game as a Dr. Who Cosplayer, who blew all their money on a Dalek Costume, that looks so awful you scared away the internet guys, so even if you got a router you'd not have internet.
Hack the router. Reprogram it to deliver webpages upside down, sideways, and without any formatting.
[6] You hack HighMax's and Poketwo's routers. The deliver webpages that have been randomized, and overlayed with a live feed from DarkPaladin's robot.
WORK OFF THAT PHONE BILL!
[5] You work several hours, locating and flagging viruses on the internet. Your boss supplies you with a program for deleting the viruses you've flagged, and you delete them. Every hour you spend deleting 5 or more viruses you get paid immediately. You spend around 4 doing this before the turn ends.
(attempt to) steal something from another player
You try to steal [d7:7] Scotsman's [4] Money. [5] He left his wallet on the counter of his apartment, and the door open. And he was having a loud shower, so he didn't hear you. You get $5, and his ID.
SET UP DEFENSES FOR THE INEVITABLE POLICE RAID
[1] It's too late! Police are already storming the apartment complex! They don't question you, though. They seem to be after someone building a Giant Robot.
Highmax Location: MH's home
$250
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (256 Mb/s)
Ridiculous phone bill (around $500 this month)
A $60/hour job
MedioTech router (Hacked by EP)
3' cable
8' cable
DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
An souless giant robot composed of shenanigans, and EP's Heart (Hacked by EP)
POLICE RAID!
Elephant Parade Location: EP's home
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
Virus programming skills
Advanced Digestive Tract
Is a cyborg. Has a desire to murder mankind.
Poketwo Location: PT's home
$53
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
MedioTech Super Deluxe Wireless Router (Hacked by EP)
8' Length of cable.
Lukinator Location: Tech Mart
$60
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
4maskwolf Location: Internet Cafe (64 Mb/s)
$60
Those widgets I keep mentioning
Advanced programmer (virus specialization)
A Laptop (0Mb/s, temp 64)
Installed a virus at the bank (Earn extra cash)
Virus'd all major search engines.
Scotsman Location: Scotsman's home
$0
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
No broadband
Fractalman Location: Just outside Scotsman's home
$65
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
Those doohickey widgets
Scotsman's ID