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[mastahcheese]

Man, I wish I could run some more insane games with you guys.

[flabort]

GET THE STUFF I NEED FOR THE INTERNET

You go to a local store.
[6] On the way, someone shoves a package into your arms and runs off. Hey! It's a MedioTech brand super deluxe model router!
At the store you pick up a cable for $7, and then go home.

BUY THE EXPENSIVE ROUTER AND THE SECOND LONGEST CABLE! GO BACK HOME, INSTALL IT AND THEN WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK UNTIL I GET PAID!

You buy the MedioTech brand router. Not the super deluxe model, of course, that would have cost over $2,000. You pick up the second longest cable, [3] and the sales guy recommends you get another. You take the short one too. It costs $110 overall.
[4]The trip home is uneventful, and you install the router. You have a faster internet now!

join game as a virus programmer.

[5] You join the game as a very successful virus programmer. You were just at the bank, installing a virus that drains funds into your account. You know, since you don't have internet at home.

COMBINE ITEMS INTO GIANT ROBOT

[4] You combine the items into a facsimile of a giant robot. Somehow. It looks like a giant robot, but it doesn't move. It's missing something. Maybe a core program or a soul or something.

Buy a router

You go to the store. [3] There are two models you can afford. One is stupidly cheap, and the other is a not-as-cheap wireless router. And there are cables.

NO. UNACCEPTABLE. EAT MORE USBS. BECOME CYBORG.

[6] You eat every USB device, even your laptop, that you can get your metallic claws on. Oh, you guess it's working. You have a desire to kill your neighbors. A burning, maddening desire. You think one of them was plotting to sell out your services.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Highmax Location: MH's home
$10
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (256 Mb/s)
Ridiculous phone bill (around $500 this month)
A $60/hour job
MedioTech router
3' cable
8' cable

DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
An Inanimate giant robot composed of shenanigans.

Elephant Parade Location: EP's home
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
Virus programming skills
Advanced Digestive Tract
Is a cyborg. Has a desire to murder mankind.

Poketwo  Location: PT's home
$53
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
Electrical burns on your tongue (expected recovery time a couple hours)
MedioTech Super Deluxe Wireless Router
8' Length of cable.

Lukinator Location: Tech Mart
$60
A Laptop (0Mb/s)

4maskwolf Location: 4mask's home
$60
Those widgets I keep mentioning
Advanced programmer (virus specialization)
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
Installed a virus at the bank (Earn extra cash)

[darkpaladin109]

Visit one of my neighbors. While they are busy greeting me, tear their heart striaght out of their chest and run back home to put it in my robot.

[4maskwolf]

go to a local Internet cafe, install viruses into the main search engines. Nothing major, just a tracking program, nothing that is likely to be spotted.

[Scotsmen]

Oh hi guys I'm back!

JOIN GAME AS A SEXY DALEK.

[Elephant Parade]

Hack the router. Reprogram it to deliver webpages upside down, sideways, and without any formatting.

[highmax28]

WORK OFF THAT PHONE BILL!

[fractalman]

(attempt to) steal something from another player

[poketwo]

SET UP DEFENSES FOR THE INEVITABLE POLICE RAID

[flabort]

Visit one of my neighbors. While they are busy greeting me, tear their heart striaght out of their chest and run back home to put it in my robot.

[d7:3] You visit Elephant Parade. [6] You tear his heart out, but he still stands. Alarmed when he starts chasing you, you run home and lose him along the way.
[3] The robot accepts the heart, and starts to move. It doesn't move very well, though, and still seems like a soulless automoton. (Like Blunt from Freefall, only not as smart and without purpose; slow, halting, clunky)

go to a local Internet cafe, install viruses into the main search engines. Nothing major, just a tracking program, nothing that is likely to be spotted.

[4] You hack google. And Ask.com, and Fetch. And Yahoo and Amazon. You drop a tracking virus into each. It tracks nothing useful, but it's not spotted.

Oh hi guys I'm back!

JOIN GAME AS A SEXY DALEK.

[1] Ouch. You join the game as a Dr. Who Cosplayer, who blew all their money on a Dalek Costume, that looks so awful you scared away the internet guys, so even if you got a router you'd not have internet.

Hack the router. Reprogram it to deliver webpages upside down, sideways, and without any formatting.

[6] You hack HighMax's and Poketwo's routers. The deliver webpages that have been randomized, and overlayed with a live feed from DarkPaladin's robot.

WORK OFF THAT PHONE BILL!

[5] You work several hours, locating and flagging viruses on the internet. Your boss supplies you with a program for deleting the viruses you've flagged, and you delete them. Every hour you spend deleting 5 or more viruses you get paid immediately. You spend around 4 doing this before the turn ends.

(attempt to) steal something from another player

You try to steal [d7:7] Scotsman's [4] Money. [5] He left his wallet on the counter of his apartment, and the door open. And he was having a loud shower, so he didn't hear you. You get $5, and his ID.

SET UP DEFENSES FOR THE INEVITABLE POLICE RAID

[1] It's too late! Police are already storming the apartment complex! They don't question you, though. They seem to be after someone building a Giant Robot.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Highmax Location: MH's home
$250
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (256 Mb/s)
Ridiculous phone bill (around $500 this month)
A $60/hour job
MedioTech router (Hacked by EP)
3' cable
8' cable

DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
An souless giant robot composed of shenanigans, and EP's Heart (Hacked by EP)
POLICE RAID!

Elephant Parade Location: EP's home
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
Virus programming skills
Advanced Digestive Tract
Is a cyborg. Has a desire to murder mankind.

Poketwo  Location: PT's home
$53
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
MedioTech Super Deluxe Wireless Router (Hacked by EP)
8' Length of cable.

Lukinator Location: Tech Mart
$60
A Laptop (0Mb/s)

4maskwolf Location: Internet Cafe (64 Mb/s)
$60
Those widgets I keep mentioning
Advanced programmer (virus specialization)
A Laptop (0Mb/s, temp 64)
Installed a virus at the bank (Earn extra cash)
Virus'd all major search engines.

Scotsman Location: Scotsman's home
$0
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
No broadband

Fractalman Location: Just outside Scotsman's home
$65
A Laptop (0Mb/s)
Those doohickey widgets
Scotsman's ID

[Elephant Parade]

Kill inferior robot using eye lasers.

[poketwo]

USING METKNOWLAGE, DESTROY ELEPHANT PARADE'S HACK ON MY ROUTER

[4maskwolf]

Secure my computer from hacking, then pack up and go home to get a nice dinner and a good night's sleep.

[Scotsmen]

Figure out who stole my wallet. Then kill EXTERMINATE him. And take his wallet. And mine too.

[highmax28]

Halfway there! WORK MORE! GET PAID!