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[flabort]

Work! And get paid!

[3] You find that looking for viruses is harder than you thought. You manage to flag 3 of them, on a popular website featuring large-sized image files. You don't manage to delete them.
[5] Your new boss is impressed. He wires in your hourly pay anyways.

Enter game as Evil Wizard of Internet Destruction.

[2] You utterly fail to be an Evil Wizard. You start in the same situation as anyone else, but with knowledge of virus creation.

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Highmax 20 Mb/s
$120
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop
Using phone as hotspot
Ridiculous phone bill
A $60/hour job

DarkPaladin 0 Mb/s
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop
3 CCs of Rat poison
A syringe
A copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet in Chinese
A bucket of spit
A Reindeer
Deep Fryer
A 14' Satellite dish

Elephant Parade 0 Mb/S
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop
Virus programming skills

[poketwo]

USE THE INTERNET TO PROVE THAT THE GROUP KNOWN AS CICADA IS ACTUALLY THE GROUP KNOWN AS ANONYMOUS. DUE TO CICADA POSTING ITS CHALLENGE ON 4CHAN, AND DUE TO ANONYMOUS BEING MADE UP AT FIRST WITH 4CHANERS, WHO WOULD ALSO INCLUDED /tg/ NECKBEARDS. WHO GET S**T DONE

[Elephant Parade]

Program virus. Load onto USB.

[flabort]

USE THE INTERNET TO PROVE THAT THE GROUP KNOWN AS CICADA IS ACTUALLY THE GROUP KNOWN AS ANONYMOUS. DUE TO CICADA POSTING ITS CHALLENGE ON 4CHAN, AND DUE TO ANONYMOUS BEING MADE UP AT FIRST WITH 4CHANERS, WHO WOULD ALSO INCLUDED /tg/ NECKBEARDS. WHO GET S**T DONE

[6-2] You skip getting a wireless router or a network box, and just stick stick your tongue into the slot on your wall. You successfully make 5 internet posts before you fall unconscious and get sent to the hospital.

Program virus. Load onto USB.

[1] You program a calculator. It was going to perpetually make all programs on the host computer divide by zero, but a functional calculator works.

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Highmax Location: HM's home
$120
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (20 Mb/s)
Using phone as hotspot
Ridiculous phone bill
A $60/hour job

DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
3 CCs of Rat poison
A syringe
A copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet in Chinese
A bucket of spit
A Reindeer
Deep Fryer
A 14' Satellite dish

Elephant Parade Location: EP's home
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
Virus programming skills
Deluxe calculator program

Poketwo [unconscious] Location: Hospital
$60
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
Electrical burns on your tongue

[Elephant Parade]

Eat USB. Absorb calculator powers. Become cyborg.

[poketwo]

RECOVER

[highmax28]

Get working router so we don't have to use our phone. Make website that sells out EP for evil labor. Slave labor works as well as long as it fits in the evil category! And take all the profits!

[Lukeinator]

Entet the game as a guy with a router

[flabort]

Eat USB. Absorb calculator powers.Become cyborg.

[4] You eat your USB stick. You barely manage not to choke on it. You don't become a cyborg. You do gain some insight on how your digestive tract works. Apparently it's special.

RECOVER

[5] You wake up as they unload you from the ambulance. The paramedic response team has done such a bang up job with the burns on your tongue they should only take a couple hours to heal; not bad.
You walk all the way back home seemingly unharmed.

Get working router so we don't have to use our phone. Make website that sells out EP for evil labor. Slave labor works as well as long as it fits in the evil category! And take all the profits!

You go to the store. You pass by EP's room (apparently you live in the same apartment building), and hearing his maniacal chuckles and choking, you decide that when you come back, you'll exploit him.
[4] There are plenty of cheap and expensive routers at the store. You have a choice between LuxxoCrappo brand ($5), DuLuxxo brand ($40), or MedioTech ($100). DuLuxxo brand happens to be wireless, so you only need one cable, but you'll need two for the other two. There are various lengths of cable avalible for $3, $7, and $15 respectively.

Entet the game as a guy with a router

[2] You enter the game as a guy without those widgets. Sorry, the dice decide.

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Highmax Location: Tech Mart
$120
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (20 Mb/s)
Using phone as hotspot
Ridiculous phone bill
A $60/hour job

DarkPaladin Location: DP's home
$60
Those widgets to filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
3 CCs of Rat poison
A syringe
A copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet in Chinese
A bucket of spit
A Reindeer
Deep Fryer
A 14' Satellite dish

Elephant Parade Location: EP's home
$60
Those widgets for filtering the broadband out of your phoneline
A laptop (0 Mb/S)
Virus programming skills
Advanced Digestive Tract

Poketwo  Location: PT's home
$60
Those widgets that filter your broadband out of your phoneline
A Laptop (0 Mb/s)
Electrical burns on your tongue (expected recovery time a couple hours)

Lukinator Location: Luke's home
$60
A Laptop (0Mb/s)

[poketwo]

GET THE STUFF I NEED FOR THE INTERNET

[highmax28]

BUY THE EXPENSIVE ROUTER AND THE SECOND LONGEST CABLE! GO BACK HOME, INSTALL IT AND THEN WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK UNTIL I GET PAID!

[4maskwolf]

join game as a virus programmer.

[darkpaladin109]

COMBINE ITEMS INTO GIANT ROBOT

[Lukeinator]

Buy a router

[Elephant Parade]

NO. UNACCEPTABLE. EAT MORE USBS. BECOME CYBORG.