Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Edit Poll

Option 1
- 7 (21.2%)
Option 2
- 11 (33.3%)
Option 3
- 5 (15.2%)
Option 4
- 10 (30.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16


Pages: 1 ... 72 73 [74] 75 76 ... 134

Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170804 times)

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1095 on: March 06, 2014, 07:53:56 pm »

MITTO PILA!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND LATIN OR EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO GET ON GOOGLE TRANSLATER
CLUDE DEUS ID DAMNET! ECCE!

I throw pila! (Roman throwing javelins)

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1096 on: March 06, 2014, 08:04:41 pm »

CLUDE DEUS ID DAMNET! ECCE!
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1097 on: March 06, 2014, 08:06:13 pm »

CLUDE DEUS ID DAMNET! ECCE!
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH
ITA, CAENE AMERICANUM!

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1098 on: March 06, 2014, 08:11:33 pm »

Spoiler: PC's, yo. (click to show/hide)

SHHLINK
Latin pulls out ?his? pila and chucks them at the Green Wizard! [4] The Green Wizard zig-zags as he runs! He easily avoids them!
SHHLINK
Trondar shows up at the scene of destruction! He complains loudly!
SHHLINK
The Flimsy Wizard attempts to annihilate the planet! [6+1] THE PLANET IS ANNIHILATED
SHHL---

GAME OVER
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1099 on: March 06, 2014, 08:14:42 pm »

That is the best string of luck I have ever had.
Logged

highmax28

  • Bay Watcher
  • I think this is what they call a tantrum spiral...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1100 on: March 06, 2014, 08:15:00 pm »

Fix the world with a magical chant!
Logged
just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1101 on: March 06, 2014, 08:15:58 pm »

Fix the world with a magical chant!
Explode the chant with a magical world!
Logged

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1102 on: March 06, 2014, 08:16:34 pm »

Fix the world with a magical chant!
You don't have any magic! And you're dead anyways!
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1103 on: March 06, 2014, 08:19:54 pm »

LATINA MORTVS EST QVALIBET! AVE!

Reconstruct the world using my mysterious linguistic powers.

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1104 on: March 06, 2014, 08:20:43 pm »

I EVEN CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE
THERE IS NO REPAIRING THAT
IT IS DEAD
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1105 on: March 06, 2014, 08:22:34 pm »

BUT LATIN IS ALREADY A DEAD LANGUAGE SO IT HAS NO AFFECT ON MY CHARACTER!

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1106 on: March 06, 2014, 08:26:47 pm »

BUT LATIN IS ALREADY A DEAD LANGUAGE SO IT HAS NO AFFECT ON MY CHARACTER!
WELL THEN IT IS A GOOD THING THAT ALL OF YOUR ACTIONS FAILLED SINCE NOW I HAVE TO GO AND RETCON YOUR DEAD SELF OUT
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1107 on: March 06, 2014, 08:28:03 pm »

BUT LATIN IS ALREADY A DEAD LANGUAGE SO IT HAS NO AFFECT ON MY CHARACTER!
WELL THEN IT IS A GOOD THING THAT ALL OF YOUR ACTIONS FAILLED SINCE NOW I HAVE TO GO AND RETCON YOUR DEAD SELF OUT
BUT I LIVE ON ALWAYS IN YOUR HEART AND ALSO THAT OF INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS WHICH WERE NOT DESTROYED IN THE BLAST!

Why are we yelling?

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1108 on: March 06, 2014, 08:30:33 pm »

I don't know (I actually typed that in all caps then realized that caps lock was on)

But the GM is too lazy to retcon, so you live.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: The Derail Games: GM appeased! There were no survivors!
« Reply #1109 on: March 06, 2014, 08:32:46 pm »

EHOI, VIVO!
Pages: 1 ... 72 73 [74] 75 76 ... 134