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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170815 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1080 on: March 05, 2014, 05:02:24 pm »

Spoiler: PC's, yo. (click to show/hide)

A ?Man? by the name of Latin get in the way of the fleeing green wizard! The Green Wizard [6] clotheslines ?him?! Latin performs a double back-flip in midair and slams into the ground face first! The Green Wizard didn't even slow down!
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The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1081 on: March 05, 2014, 05:07:11 pm »

"REDI! MANO MEO INTERFICES! FOEDA CANIS!"

Chase the wizard, shouting hard-to-decipher nonsense to make him forget where he was going. Draw my gladius.

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1082 on: March 05, 2014, 05:31:18 pm »

Blow up the tavern!
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1083 on: March 05, 2014, 05:32:23 pm »

> Be the gladius
> Make "SHHLINK" sounds even if not touching anything
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1084 on: March 05, 2014, 08:42:43 pm »

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1085 on: March 05, 2014, 09:09:43 pm »

Flee the bar in the same direction as the green robed guy. Catch up with him and kick him the the back of the head, then the face.
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1086 on: March 05, 2014, 10:08:28 pm »

Run after Derm greenrobed guy and punch him in the skull.

If you'll recall, any head shots made to Derm by the time RTRTD died were instafatal.
And yes I know it's Derm Hellbinder.
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1087 on: March 05, 2014, 10:47:24 pm »

Run after Derm greenrobed guy and punch him in the skull.

If you'll recall, any head shots made to Derm by the time RTRTD died were instafatal.
And yes I know it's Derm Hellbinder.

RTRTD?? Can someone elaborate on this acronym, because that sounds like it has an... amusing story behind this 'Derm'.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1088 on: March 05, 2014, 11:03:30 pm »

Roll To Roll To Dodge. An interesting game that lasted around 100 pages before the GM left for a while and it died. It was the first really long running RTD apart from Multiworld Madness, and player Dermonster gained a reputation of getting massive overshoots on all his actions and often blowing the fuck out of everything around him with his fire spells. He hasn't done much since I think, since his interest is limited to a certain range of stuff.
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1089 on: March 06, 2014, 06:04:46 am »

RTRTD stands for Roll To Roll To Dodge. Besides what Xantalos already said, the GM also put a lot of attention to things that aren't in most other RTD's, like ASCII maps or music, to full-on Final Fantasy 1 styled battle animations. And all that and it was the first RTD he ran. The GM hasn't done many games since, at least not many that have been as notable as that. Derm hasn't done much since either, as fortunately/unfortunately.
Here's the picture of what my character's based on:
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Create two illusionarry clones of myself and jump after Derm and attack him with my staff.
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1090 on: March 06, 2014, 07:36:48 pm »

Spoiler: PC's, yo. (click to show/hide)

Latin gets up and draws out ?his? Gladius! The famed sword LeoLeonardoIII! it makes a satisfying SHHLINK sound as you draw it, and then continues to repeat this sound over and over as you charge! [1+1] The Green Wizard doesn't even hear you!
SHHLINK
The Flimsy Wizard looks at the flaming tavern with disgust. [6+1!] It promptly annihilates itself!
The Flimsy Wizard takes [4] No damage from the explosion! He breathes in the smoke [5+1] the smoke invigorates him! He gains +1 to his next action!
SHHLINK
A human Anglo-Saxon named "4maskwolf" walks in from the map boundary! He's [3] slightly shaken from the force of the explosion!
SHHLINK
Roger MacCurren [3+1] Flies out of the exploding tavern! [1+1] He fails to land properly, he is now facedown in the dirt!
SHHLINK
An odd breeze passes by, as if a character without a sheet attempts to perform an action.
SHHLINK
Buster Rod G. [1] Gets blown to pieces by the exploding tavern!
SHHLINK
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The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1091 on: March 06, 2014, 07:45:22 pm »

MITTO PILA!

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1092 on: March 06, 2014, 07:50:06 pm »

MITTO PILA!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND LATIN OR EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO GET ON GOOGLE TRANSLATER
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1093 on: March 06, 2014, 07:52:52 pm »

Late Character Sheet
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Arrive at the scene of the explosion, proceed to complain about someone already pillaging the place
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Re: The Derail Games: Your GM demands appeasement! As if you even have one!
« Reply #1094 on: March 06, 2014, 07:53:41 pm »

Explode the whole world.
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