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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Screw it, elephant parade, I'm taking over this Popsicle stand!

Lay down and rest, don't do any work.

[2] well! you certainly lay down, I guess.

CONSUME LIFEBLOOD OF A DRAGON TO REGAIN STRENTH

[1] well, there doesn't seem to be any.... Wait! There's a dragon, right there! Too bad it's not too happy on your idea of drinking its blood.

Use computer to bash the cold! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!

[2] oh! well! great job there future soldier! now the computer is broken, and even then you missed!

Lynch cold.

[6] success! A giant swarm of angry villagers come into view, happy at a chance to lynch something!
(new skill! Lynch, starts off doing one damage, but the more people put In the same action, the damage doubles each time!)

Humiliate the cold with !!Insults!!, make him cry like a baby!

[6] aww, man! Now he's so sad, I just wanna cuddle him, dawwww.
(sadness! The flu won't be able to attack for the next turn, but it's so sad.)

Keep kicking cold towards location of pharmacy!

[1] nope! sorry about your dreams of becoming the worlds best doctor I guess?

Toss cold into Xantasnake's mouth.

[6] "hey! Xantasnake, want a cold medicine?" "Oh gee wiz ssure buddy!" Well that was nice, but don't make me bring him in as an NPC now!

---NPC Turn---

[auto-5] The lynching crew deal 1 damage to the flu, oh no!

---Enemy Turn---

[auto-1] The flu just cries, you monster.
[5] The dragon breathes fire, dealing 4 damage to masthacheese!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
  Cold Cold: Drains 1 HP per turn; locks creativity at 0.

Skills:
  Create: Uses Creativity to create an item.
  Lynch: deals 1 damage at first, but as more people put in lynch, the damage doubles each time!
Items:
  Computer: A computer! Generates 1 Creativity each turn. But it's broken now...[-9999999/10]

Spoiler: Cold Cold (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
  None

Skills:
  [Unknown Skill]

Items:
  None

Spoiler: Dragon (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
None

Skills:
[unknown]

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Shouldn't the computer be neutral, some programs drain creativity but also lower stress, and others produce creativity?

[4maskwolf]

OH MY GOSH YOUR AVATAR IS SO ADORABLE LEO AJ;SKLHDNVANECASMJDXC!!!!!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Shouldn't the computer be neutral, some programs drain creativity but also lower stress, and others produce creativity?

Look, I've edited this thing about 5 times already, just to iron everything out, I am NOT going back in there.
Edit: 7 times now, had to modify the computer description and have the health bar longer.
Also, as a side note, I will start writing up the turn with the actions for the first five people only.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Action: Do exactly what the next person's action is.

[mastahcheese]

Do what the previous person's action is.

[Elephant Parade]

Hah! Your BBCode skills are weak!

Action: Do exactly what the next person's action is.

(1)You cause the next person's action to fail.

Do what the previous person's action is.

(NOPE)Nice try.

PARADOX AVERTED!

[5]The lynching crew scores a CRITICAL HIT! 2 damage is inflicted.

[2]The flu's clumsy blow misses!

[3]Dragon nerfed by GM for being OP. The Dragon breathes fire! 1 damage to mastahcheese!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
  Cold Cold: Drains 1 HP per turn; locks creativity at 0.

Skills:
  Create: Uses Creativity to create an item.
  Lynch: Inflicts 2^x damage, where x is the number of uses the most-used action this turn has.
Items:
  Computer: A computer! Generates 1 Creativity each turn. Unfortunately, it's broken. [-/10]

Spoiler: Cold Cold (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
  None

Skills:
  [Unknown Skill]

Items:
  None

Spoiler: Dragon (click to show/hide)

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Effects:
None

Skills:
  [Unknown Skill]

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

yhea, im shit at doing stuff like that, i had trouble figuring out what the abbr thing meant, and i couldnt see because i was on my ipad.

[Elephant Parade]

yhea, im shit at doing stuff like that, i had trouble figuring out what the abbr thing meant, and i couldnt see because i was on my ipad.

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HIJACKED A BBCODE-HEAVY FORUM GAME, THEN.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

yhea, i wanted to see if i could do anything acually worthwhile, at least in the scope of this forum, but i guess not.

[Elephant Parade]

yhea, i wanted to see if i could do anything acually worthwhile, at least in the scope of this forum, but i guess not.

Eh. Even if you're on an iPad, you might be able to do a game. Definitely not one involving so much BBCode, though. Maybe a minimalist?

Not sure how well the iPad web browser works for Bay12

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

it works fine honestly, im just shit at doing stuff, theres not much you can do on the computer here that you cant on the ipad, all that happens is that you type a bit slower.

[4maskwolf]

Cold must die!

[mastahcheese]

4maskwolf
Your case hold literally no grounds at all! Explain yourself!

[4maskwolf]

But... but... cold was attacking you...