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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170818 times)

fractalman

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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #960 on: February 17, 2014, 12:23:48 pm »



The wall has entered a bonus banana round. 
All players, stunned or not, get an extra turn to attack (or heal) the wall with banana related things.

To heal the wall, place [heal] at the start and proceed as if you were attacking the wal

You will either get a multiplier of 0, or a multiplier of 10,000.

Complicated plots have a larger chance of stumbling across the key to getting that 10k multiplier.



Your hint: the wall is still made of chocolate...
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #961 on: February 17, 2014, 09:38:27 pm »

Sic the flaming DERMBANANA on the wall!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!11one!!!!1!

Suck the soul out of the banana, and replace it with... the soul of one of derm's expired characters. I dunno which. Did he ever die in one of the Looter's Delights? Yeah. That's a suitable soul.
(4)DERMBANANA CREATED.

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DERMBANANA: SLIGHTLY WOUNDED; ON FIRE; CASTING FLIGHT SPELL (SHIELD: 80%)
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #962 on: February 17, 2014, 09:40:28 pm »

Sic the flaming DERMBANANA on the wall!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!11one!!!!1!

Suck the soul out of the banana, and replace it with... the soul of one of derm's expired characters. I dunno which. Did he ever die in one of the Looter's Delights? Yeah. That's a suitable soul.
(4)DERMBANANA CREATED.

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DERMBANANA: SLIGHTLY WOUNDED; ON FIRE; CASTING FLIGHT SPELL (SHIELD: 80%)
(5)DERMBANANA GLUED TO WALL. WILL BE FOREVER STUCK.
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #963 on: February 18, 2014, 02:00:49 am »

Hey. Hey.

That game is awesome and a player's missing so we may need a new character.
Go sign up.
It's awesome.
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #964 on: February 18, 2014, 09:27:41 pm »

I tried to read through that game once, and I didn't have the time for a full read through. What I read was pretty good, though, but it's gotten so long.
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #965 on: February 18, 2014, 09:56:50 pm »

I tried to read through that game once, and I didn't have the time for a full read through. What I read was pretty good, though, but it's gotten so long.
Don't even read the OOC thread apart from the initial rules. The rest of it is just OOC babble. The IC thread is much much shorter.
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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #966 on: February 26, 2014, 01:38:55 am »

Since this thread has been idle for 1 week now, I'm going to post an update on my game progress's.

I still won't be updating anything for a while. I went to the doctor's recently, and was put on more medicine (I am now on two different prescription strength pain killers, the first one wasn't enough on its own) and the newest one makes me incredibly dizzy and disoriented when I take it, so I haven't really felt up to anything.

I know it has been forever since I updated anything, or was productive and any form at all, and I apologize, but if I felt I could handle it, I would try, but I just don't feel like I can.

I updated the poll so you guys can yell at me if you feel like it, in true Derail fashion.

Also, this post is a massive BUMP for all the different games in here. Seriously, you guys, you shouldn't need the OP to come around to keep a derail going. You certainly didn't need me to annihilate my original game.
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #967 on: February 26, 2014, 01:41:13 am »

Oh jeez. Hope you can get better.
What's the meds for?
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #968 on: February 26, 2014, 01:44:36 am »

For my back, I don't know why, but it hurts unbelievably bad. The night before I went to the doctor, I was literally in tears over the pain, and the night before that, I wasn't even able to move.
Neither of the doctors have any clue as to what it is, and I've gotten like 14 or so X-Rays done to try to figure it out.
I go back to the doctor the day after tomorrow, so hopefully they'll have more information then.
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #969 on: February 26, 2014, 01:53:14 am »

Oy jeez.
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #970 on: February 26, 2014, 02:43:45 pm »

I'l post an update on my game here as soon as i get some time to draw it.
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #971 on: February 26, 2014, 04:09:04 pm »

WElll... i guess it would 've been rude to ask for an update on X-com... Sorry!

On a better note, hope you get well soon! Cromwell has some cussing, teleporting and mothers to insult, so get better faster! :P
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #972 on: February 26, 2014, 04:23:36 pm »

Hope they can figure it out... getting stuck with that pain would just plain suck.
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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #973 on: February 26, 2014, 06:57:49 pm »

Huh, after reading up on nervous systems and the such, it specifically mentions chronic pain can still occur after the damage to the body has been fixed, so it's like if your sensory nerves are assuming you are being stabbed with a ghost knife by a ghost.

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Re: The Derail Games: It seems that we need to be reminded of these things...
« Reply #974 on: February 26, 2014, 07:16:57 pm »

Hope they can figure it out... getting stuck with that pain would just plain suck.
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