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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170768 times)

highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: Advertising space for games, completely free!
« Reply #945 on: February 14, 2014, 01:46:35 pm »

concentrate fire on the hinges! Well make it weak enough we can throw the torch at it and it will break!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #946 on: February 14, 2014, 02:01:26 pm »

Turn around. Look at the rest of the room.
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Re: The Derail Games: Advertising space for games, completely free!
« Reply #947 on: February 15, 2014, 08:46:35 am »

concentrate fire on the hinges! Well make it weak enough we can throw the torch at it and it will break!
(3) You slightly melt the hinges.
Turn around. Look at the rest of the room.
(5) You turn around to see a wooden door on the other side of the room.

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« Reply #948 on: February 15, 2014, 09:21:46 am »

Turn around and break the 4th wall! Ahem... burn down the wodden door. Don't even bother with knocking on that one.
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highmax28

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« Reply #949 on: February 15, 2014, 12:20:41 pm »

break the metal door for good measure by repeating melting the hinges
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: Advertising space for games, completely free!
« Reply #950 on: February 15, 2014, 03:39:21 pm »

twas brillig and the slythy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves
and the momeraths outgabe (outgrabe?)

-no I don't know why I decided to post the first stanza of jabberwocky.

But since I have, maybe the wall is also weak to stuff from alice and wonderland/alice through the looking glass...
Or maybe it's not.
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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« Reply #951 on: February 15, 2014, 03:42:18 pm »

Go for it.
This thread practically doubles as an advertisement thread by now, anyway.

Well, then I will have no false reservations either~

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( I had way too much fun while "drawing" this, than to only use it once. All hail "Uncle" Zam! ;3 )
(( Yeah, despite the possibly misleading poster, the game itself is not about Zerg. Thou we really should have one like that going around, if you ask me...))
« Last Edit: February 15, 2014, 03:43:59 pm by escaped lurker »
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mastahcheese

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« Reply #952 on: February 15, 2014, 09:39:25 pm »

That is adorable.
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« Reply #953 on: February 15, 2014, 10:34:25 pm »

"Mastacheese, how will you respond to the banana invasion of the RTD's?"
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mastahcheese

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« Reply #954 on: February 15, 2014, 10:52:09 pm »

"I'll probably attempt to de/re-rail them toward something else, more coherent. At the very least, it seems to only be afflicting minimalist games, the more serious games are at present, unaffected by the bananas. We're not sure if this is genetic or not, but we are looking into it in the hopes of a possible cure or vaccine."
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« Reply #955 on: February 15, 2014, 10:59:50 pm »

The banana derail is a thing now?

I thought it was just my RTD.
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mastahcheese

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« Reply #956 on: February 15, 2014, 11:11:48 pm »

It's in at least two threads now, and mentioned in others. You can somewhat blame LordSlowPoke for that.
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« Reply #957 on: February 15, 2014, 11:39:15 pm »

Where is it mentioned???
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« Reply #958 on: February 16, 2014, 12:40:30 am »

We must spread it to other games.

This is now a quest.
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: Now questing for bananas: For banana's sake, man.
« Reply #959 on: February 16, 2014, 11:01:14 pm »

Updated the title, this is too good to pass up.
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