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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170643 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #780 on: February 05, 2014, 08:54:51 pm »

Oh ho ho ho...

This isn't X-COM...

Starting once the game loads.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #781 on: February 05, 2014, 08:56:30 pm »

Oh ho ho ho...

This isn't X-COM...

Starting once the game loads.
The suspense is killing me.
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #782 on: February 05, 2014, 08:57:47 pm »

The suspense is killing me.
That won't be the only thing that kills you.


...But it might also do its part.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #783 on: February 05, 2014, 08:58:21 pm »

Continue paperwork.  Get promotion.
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #784 on: February 05, 2014, 09:09:33 pm »

You shall never see the sun again.
The darkness has deemed itself the supreme overlord of this world.
You are nothing before it, and you have no hope.
What do you wish to do before you die?


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...Your name....
Is Wilson.


It is the first day.

Now you will know why you fear the night.
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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #785 on: February 05, 2014, 09:13:45 pm »

Check the chest!
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #786 on: February 05, 2014, 09:21:07 pm »

You check the chest, it contains:
6 cut grass
3 flint
6 twigs
3 logs
1 gold
1 axe

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During the time it took to check the chest, the fire is almost out, and you were attacked in the dark!
You are now half-way dead.
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highmax28

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #787 on: February 05, 2014, 09:25:31 pm »

Cut some trees and make another fire! ASAP!
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

flabort

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #788 on: February 05, 2014, 09:28:11 pm »

Use the logs from chest to fuel the fire!
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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #789 on: February 05, 2014, 09:30:54 pm »

Chop down more trees!
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #790 on: February 05, 2014, 09:40:16 pm »

The fire burns out before you can add more fuel to it!
You quickly assemble a new fire before the monster in the dark attacks again, and add your last log to it.


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You cut down some more trees and collect their logs and pinecones.

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You have:
3 grass
3 flint
6 twigs
3 logs
1 gold
1 pinecone
1 axe (85%)

You can build:
Campfire: 2 logs, 3 grass
Torch: 2 grass, 2 twigs
Axe: 1 flint, 1 twig
Pick: 2 flint, 2 twigs

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Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #791 on: February 05, 2014, 09:41:20 pm »

Could you stop using yellow for everything? It barely shows up on my monitor.
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #792 on: February 05, 2014, 09:43:33 pm »

Could you stop using yellow for everything? It barely shows up on my monitor.
Oh really?

IT SHOWS UP WONDERFULLY ON MINE
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #793 on: February 05, 2014, 10:00:52 pm »

Well, the Steam Overlay decided that, for once, it wasn't going to pause the game while it was up.

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So now the game has apparently been running while I had the game minimized (which is also supposed to pause the game).
This makes me mad, I was having fun with this.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: The Derail Games: May the odds be ever in your flavour.
« Reply #794 on: February 05, 2014, 10:01:59 pm »

Could you stop using yellow for everything? It barely shows up on my monitor.
Oh really?

IT SHOWS UP WONDERFULLY ON MINE
For me, it's a yellow blur that I need to highlight.
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