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Option 1

7 (21.2%)

Option 2

11 (33.3%)

Option 3

5 (15.2%)

Option 4

10 (30.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[poketwo]

Be emperor of my empire here.

[Xantalos]

bay12;
-shown a picture of blasted WW1-style battlefield

>be necromancer

>Be golemancer

> be warlock

> be cat

Sigged.

[Elephant Parade]

bay12;
-shown a picture of blasted WW1-style battlefield

>be necromancer

>Be golemancer

> be warlock

> be cat

Sigged.

I figured it was probably meant to be a realistic thing, but I didn't really care.

[Lukeinator]

Be insane chainmail butcher

[mastahcheese]

Woo! Dorsid's back!

Be Cortez, leader of the Spanish Inquisition!

[fractalman]

 
What do these levers do?
I want to pull them, but what if one of them is linked to a self-destruct? and not the magma self destruct, no, the thermonuclear self-destruct!

-Be guy who wakes up in the controll room for the alien's UFO with no idea what does what?

[flabort]

You know, with the rules reset, I believe Elephant Parade technically dropped one game in favor of another, meaning he could not finish it!
Active bets on the game (that I found in my records): Mastahcheese, 5 fl-ABORT tokens on EP not finishing.
Payouts: Mastahcheese earn 7.5 tokens back.

New bets:
1:2 on Dorsidwarf denying magic and aliens in first turn
1:2 on him not denying them

Better hurry, this one will be a short one!
As always, fl-ABORT tokens are not legal tender outside of fl-ABORT related betting games and events.

Use Parkour-based magic to get in and out of the enemy's HQ and assassinate their leaders.

[Dorsidwarf]

I'll put ten tokens on me denying the existence of magic. AGAIN.

Chapter Two: Bloodmoon

Be lich. Summon undead minions.

You are  Dal Parathnik, a Technician in the North Reaches Resurrection Corps. Your job is taking dead soldiers recovered from the front lines and inserting devices re-engineered from the Wreck, bringing them back to a semblance of life.

Be a Golemancer. Summon souls into bodies of clay to create golems of clay, brick, and even stone and iron.

How about no?
You are Enuk Dlave, a corporal on the front lines. Artillery bombardment has been heavier than usual for the last day, and you're expecting a charge any minute. You have five men under direct command, since the sergeant bought the farm.

I can join this new thing, right?
Be goblin leader of the world's bowmen, with army of evil bowmen at my side.

You are Vash Goldtooth, a captain in the Goblin Republic's 31st Skirmisher division. You are equipped with 'Longbow' rifles with scopes attached. You are currently stationed three miles behind the Lines. You have eighty goblins under your command.

Be cat. Kill people.

You are Mister Tad, a muddy-colored shorthair cat. You are the company mascot for O company in the 21nd division of the Free City of Stoneburg. The men believe you to be a lucky cat. This is because last week you eviscerated a goblin who was sneaking into the Lines with twelve pounds of dynamite.

Woo! Dorsid's back!

Be Cortez, leader of the Spanish Inquisition!

You are Cortez Malisqua, an inquisitor of the Faith stationed on Isle South. You have been hearing reports of strange happenings and ghostly fires in the night. You have two sub-inquisitors appointed to your jurisdiction.

-Be guy who wakes up in the control room for the alien's UFO with no idea what does what?

You are Rath Coldbloom, an NRRC archeologist working on the Wreck. You recently fell asleep while trying to decipher runes in what is currently thought to have been the control room. All the archaeologists have been working around the clock - after the Goblin Republic push last week, the Line is only twelve miles away, and emergency forces are being rushed to defend the area.

Use Parkour-based magic to get in and out of the enemy's HQ and assassinate their leaders.

You are Rilk Faklish, a lieutenant in the Republic's 31st Skirmisher division. Your captain has not yet told you what your next mission is, but you bet it's going to be behind enemy lines.

Spoiler: Goblin Republic (click to show/hide)

Rilk Faklish[Flabort]
Goblin Skirmisher Corps: Lieutenant
Stuff:Longbow Sniper rifle, flak vest
Vash Goldtooth[Darkpaladin]
Goblin Skirmisher Corps: Captain
Stuff: Important Documents, Longbow Sniper Rifle, body armour

Spoiler: North Reaches (click to show/hide)

Dal Parathnik[Elephant Parade]
Ressurection Corps: Technician
Stuff: Relife Coresx4, surgeon's drill, Scalpel, saw, Ratberg revolving pistol
Rath Coldbloom[fractalman]
Archaeological Corps:Linguist
Stuff:Word Fragmentsx2, Flashlight, Fine Brush, 'mule' oneshot defence pistol

Spoiler: Free Cities of Stoneburg (click to show/hide)

Mister Tad[Xantalos]
O-Company: The Lucky Cat
Stuff: Half a dead mouse, leg collar
Cortez Malisqua[mastahcheese]
The Faith: Inquisitor
Stuff:Censer, incensex12, thumbscrews, hooded robe

Spoiler: Valhalla (click to show/hide)

Enuk Dlave[Coolrune]
East Defense Division:Corporal
Stuff: Flak jacket, Tinpot helmet, P-12 rifle, binoculars, beard

Map of the Torn Isle


Map of the Lines

[Lukeinator]

Unite the independent unaligned states into the Last empire, become emperor of it.

[poketwo]

Be emperor of my empire here. the northern reaches one, or at least the ruler of that place.

[flabort]

Well, I didn't expect the update to come that quick, but Dorsidwarf earns 20 tokens back.
Bug captain Vash into giving me my mission

[Elephant Parade]

Have pet elephant. Ride it into battle.

[darkpaladin109]

Give Lieutenant Rilk mission to assasinate Mister Tad, a cat serving the enemy forces.

[highmax28]

Sacrifice to the Norse gods and ready the longships. Everyone still armed with an axe? Or are we in a later time where axes got upgraded to guns?

[Coolrune206]

Dig in, and have my men create a bunker to reduce incoming fire.