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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 171390 times)

mastahcheese

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Just need 2 more! Come on, marines, I don't have all night, here!

Is your tutorial done, yet? Construct reindeer farm!
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Elephant Parade

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Just need 2 more! Come on, marines, I don't have all night, here!

Is your tutorial done, yet? Construct reindeer farm!

In again. I'll play two characters at once.
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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I'll play two at once as well!
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

mastahcheese

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You know what? Fine! You can play two at once until someone else comes along, because I want to start this!


Operation Fallen Gift



Denise Wheeler = Execute/Dumbo.exe
Landon Davis = Elephant Parade
Shannon Griffin = Execute/Dumbo.exe
Doreen Gibson = Elephant Parade

NOW WHAT DO?
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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d! Go to that taxi cab!
S! Get to the blow up car!
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Elephant Parade

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Shoot nearest alien.
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escaped lurker

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Steal plant-based hippy clothes from elf



Ready for orders, Sir!
... no Sir, certainly did not get lost for over a week in zerg-territory, and certainly did not get infested by them. 100% Terran Marine reporting for duty here! Yup!



Poke green sludge that I most certainly have no affiliation with - like, really no affiliation - eh... poke it with gun-mouth.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2014, 11:11:04 pm by escaped lurker »
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mastahcheese

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Denise run to the taxi cab, and sees a Meld can up ahead, and far off, 2 aliens that somehow don't see her (I've never had that happen before!)
Shannon takes cover behind the burning car and uses OVERWATCH incase those alien D-Bags make a move!
Landon and Doreen see the aliens Denise uncovered, and decide to wax 'em!
Landon moves up behind some alien thing, and spooks the aliens! They run to cover!
Doreen runs up as far as she can, using the concrete divider as cover!

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ALIEN TURN:

One alien uses its psychic powers to shield another one, and that one flanks Doreen and fires! But thankfully it's too drunk for the abduction before to aim right and misses!
The third alien runs up and blasts Doreen for 3 damage! She's at 1 health left!

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mastahcheese

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escaped lurker will now control Shannon!
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Elephant Parade

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Focus fire on most-damaged alien.
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Get closer to rest of team, reprovide cover, as it is fitting that the most certainly not alien-infested team-mate should do so!

Send SOS to mother-ship: Need backup immediately!
« Last Edit: January 03, 2014, 11:21:02 pm by escaped lurker »
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d! Take down the alien with the highest aim score!
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mastahcheese

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Landon and Doreen, seeing that there's one alien with 5 health, and one with 4, gang up on the one with 4!
Landon shoots! And misses horribly! Maybe he should have gone to target practice!
Doreen, rather than trying to preserve her own life, stays in her flanked position and fires! She actually hits! She deals 3 damage, and it's down to just 1!
Shannon moves up to the tip of the taxi and uses Overwatch again! Hopefully she realizes that it will only trigger on movement, not attacks!
Denise is incapable of calculating an alien's aim score (unless you mean chance to hit) so she decides to do the only sure-fire way to kill the wounded one: running up to it and chucking a grenade down it's throat!

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The alien horribly dies!

ALIEN TURN:

The one that mentally supported the flanker earlier ducks out and fires on Denise! Denise Matrix-Dodges!
The flanker once again fires on the exposed Doreen! But he's still drunk off his rocker! He misses!

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Somehow you guys are actually doing pretty well at this, seeing as how it's on the highest difficulty level.
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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shoot again!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Be Obligatory First Act Betrayer That Later Becomes Ally and Team Kill
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