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BFEL

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #285 on: December 18, 2013, 07:55:46 am »

Well now that I know I'm in a huge forest, I know exactly what to do: MAKE BOWS. Bows AND Crossbows. And Ammunition for those as well.
Train up some horsies for our new friends in return for the smith trainer.
Begin work on damming the river that leads off to poketwo. Maybe build a waterwheel as well?
Create more houses and buildings for our people.
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #286 on: December 18, 2013, 01:59:56 pm »

Go meet with the strangers setting up shop. Bring a few "militia" in case things get sour. Greet them peacefully and ask why they have come to Midgaard. And make sure everyone has their axes, cause axes are all purpose tools.

As for everyone else, start digging deeper for better ores or even gems if we're lucky. If its useful, like iron, make swords and basic armor grafts out of them. Othewise, make them into more nails and coins. Create a wood worker's shop so we can have him make spear shafts for pikes and spears, as well as wooden shields. In our crops, plant rope reed or something of the like so we can make some bowstrings with it. And lastly, attempt to domesticate some livestock, preferably sheep
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #287 on: December 18, 2013, 03:04:19 pm »

Go meet with the strangers setting up shop. Bring a few "militia" in case things get sour. Greet them peacefully and ask why they have come to Midgaard. And make sure everyone has their axes, cause axes are all purpose tools.

As for everyone else, start digging deeper for better ores or even gems if we're lucky. If its useful, like iron, make swords and basic armor grafts out of them. Othewise, make them into more nails and coins. Create a wood worker's shop so we can have him make spear shafts for pikes and spears, as well as wooden shields. In our crops, plant rope reed or something of the like so we can make some bowstrings with it. And lastly, attempt to domesticate some livestock, preferably sheep

((DAMMIT BOWS ARE GONNA BE *MY* THING! Also horses. STOP STEALING MY THINGS.

But in more serious news:
I just imagine your diplomatic party walking up to some gobbos with impossibly, creepily huge smiles and going "OHIDERE! ILIKEAXESDOYOULIKEAXES? DO YOU HAVE AXES? CUZILIKEAXES!....WANTANAXES?" And at that last bit the madness creeps fully into your eyes as your head lolls onto the side of your shoulder.))
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #288 on: December 18, 2013, 03:41:44 pm »

You skipped my action.

The only post since mylast update you've made consists of the word 'Popcheck?'
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #289 on: December 18, 2013, 03:44:16 pm »

Damnit! I guess I pressed the post button but It probably came up with "There are () new posts since you posted" or something. Ah well C:

Fish fish fish! Catch so many fishes to sell to other people! Also, create drowning chambers- chambers that suck in water from outside, with the creatures, then lets out the water through grates creatures can't fit through- FOOD!
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #290 on: December 18, 2013, 04:30:14 pm »

Continue research of Greek Fire.
Expand Farming.
Expand Mining.
Expand territory along the river.
Research construction of Ballistae
Continue copper smithing.
Continue reinforcing Delta forts with stone.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #291 on: December 18, 2013, 05:43:35 pm »

find out who caused his death. start the farming season.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #292 on: December 18, 2013, 07:05:10 pm »

Continue construction of machine. Also, keep improving mines.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #293 on: December 18, 2013, 07:20:11 pm »

find out who caused his death. start the farming season.

((ITS A VAMPAAAH SIR! A VAMPAAAH!))
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #294 on: December 18, 2013, 08:38:38 pm »

find out who caused his death. start the farming season.

((ITS A VAMPAAAH SIR! A VAMPAAAH!))
((How come nobody has made a mafia game where the flavor-texts state that everyone is a normal dwarf, but the mafia members are vampires? Because that fits Mafia so perfectly.))
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #295 on: December 18, 2013, 08:44:32 pm »

Ohhhh, vampire mafias!

"Now, shea? Just give us somma dat liquid red right there and we'll be on our way, fine missy, Shea?"
Or in the case of dwarves:
A:"Oh don't worry bout that, I'll just cut off my arm!"
Or b:" yhea! Take some liquid red when I'm kicking it out of you! Take that! Starving vampire!"
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #296 on: December 18, 2013, 08:51:07 pm »

Ohhhh, vampire mafias!

"Now, shea? Just give us somma dat liquid red right there and we'll be on our way, fine missy, Shea?"
Or in the case of dwarves:
A:"Oh don't worry bout that, I'll just cut off my arm!"
Or b:" yhea! Take some liquid red when I'm kicking it out of you! Take that! Starving vampire!"
I meant the mafia subforum, but that works, too.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #297 on: December 19, 2013, 09:29:16 pm »

Hey Dois, did you factor in the Zanzetuckens I rescued while you were doing a popcheck?
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #298 on: December 20, 2013, 03:48:57 pm »

Hey Dois, did you factor in the Zanzetuckens I rescued while you were doing a popcheck?

If he didn't, then add 8.  That's how many were specifically stated to have survived.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #299 on: December 20, 2013, 05:34:55 pm »

Hey Dois, did you factor in the Zanzetuckens I rescued while you were doing a popcheck?

If he didn't, then add 8.  That's how many were specifically stated to have survived.
How many of those are vampires now?
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