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Elephant Parade

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #255 on: December 15, 2013, 04:42:37 am »

Use metals to make even better mining technology.
Begin construction of gigantic metal war machine.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2013, 02:10:22 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #256 on: December 15, 2013, 07:31:01 am »

pop check?

send my ship with a few traders and goods to highmax's settlement, including refined ores, it will not enter the river water. Check for magic potential in colonists, including me.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #257 on: December 15, 2013, 07:43:43 am »

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #258 on: December 15, 2013, 07:51:24 am »

Popcheck?
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #259 on: December 15, 2013, 08:05:32 am »

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #260 on: December 15, 2013, 10:09:25 am »

popcheck. I suppose eugenics experimentation on humans is out then? XD
Also where are these "Dead Lands" and "Wastes" I was told just last turn that there were only 4 real environmental conditions on the island.

Propose/request that Zanzetkun leave one or two of his smiths in our lands, to train our smiths, in return for meats and logs.
Continue work on expanding around the lake.
Begin Fishing efforts in the lake.
MOAR HORSIES. AND MORE HORSE SEXBREEDING.
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #261 on: December 15, 2013, 10:17:17 am »

Use metals we got to make weapons and armor, Build stone walls aroun are vilage.Start expanding farms and grow some cotton.
Popcheck
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #262 on: December 15, 2013, 10:19:00 am »

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #263 on: December 15, 2013, 11:42:59 am »

popcheck. I suppose eugenics experimentation on humans is out then? XD
Also where are these "Dead Lands" and "Wastes" I was told just last turn that there were only 4 real environmental conditions on the island.

19+1+20+1+11 (extra dice are coolrune's previous settlers)= 52

Popcheck

15+5+9+(8 survivors from the First Fleet)= 37

popcheck
0 maps + 0 updates + 1 corpse = ?!?%£&*+OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+REDO FROM START+
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #264 on: December 15, 2013, 12:47:38 pm »

(Where are my roads?  You forgot to include them.)

Reorganize the mage division as a technological research division.  Have them research Greek Fire.
Expand the population.
Expand Farming.
Expand Mining.
Expand territory along the river.
Order the construction of Ballistae, mount two on each boat and four on each fortress.
Begin copper smithing.  Focus primarily on tools and ballista bolts designed in a way that they could be lit on fire.
Reinforce Delta forts with stone.


Deals with BFEL
Offer the following trade deal to BFEL: I will send a smith over to train his smiths for up to one season for meat, but only if he discovers any tin, which he needs to send over a bit of as well.
Offer the following trade deal to BFEL: If one of our nations is attacked, the other will come to the attacked nation's aid.
If BFEL discovers Tin, offer the following trade deal to him: Trading of copper and tin between our nations.


Deals with Lukeinator
Offer the following trade deal to Lukeinator: I will send a smith over to train his smiths for up to one season for meat, but only if he discovers any tin, which he needs to send over a bit of as well.
Offer the following trade deal to Lukeinator: If one of our nations is attacked, the other will come to the attacked nation's aid.
If Lukinator discovers Tin, offer the following trade deal to him: Trading of copper and tin between our nations.




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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #265 on: December 15, 2013, 01:25:39 pm »

Create more axes and make a tannery and a leatherworks from the wood that we have. Make enough axes so everyone can carry one in case something happens (bear attack, stuck under a tree... An axe is a multi purpose tool). Use the leatherworks to turn some of our hides into some basic armor. Make a small militia force and have them use axes until we can get some swords. Lastly, make a tavern, and with our newly made hoes, start planting grain and hops.
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #266 on: December 15, 2013, 06:41:44 pm »

So, since my game currently lacks actions, it's time for a RANDOM EVENT!

Suddenly, mastahcheese's computer is stolen by a giant flying hamster! It flees to is lair, which is at the top of a jungle volcano!

What do you do?

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #267 on: December 15, 2013, 06:54:32 pm »

charge creativity to max and engage SUPER CREATIVITY MODE!
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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #268 on: December 15, 2013, 07:10:16 pm »

Trek towards jungle volcanoe

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Re: Mastahcheese's Brainstorming and Derail Thread
« Reply #269 on: December 15, 2013, 07:58:10 pm »

Deal with Zany:
Tin? Our smiths don't know what tin IS. How about Horsies? Do you like Horsies? I like horsies.

Mutual Protection is agreed to.
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