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[Elephant Parade]

> Create a supercomputer to increase my updating speed

(3)You upgrade your computer into a slightly better one.

If above fails: Buy supercomputer from NASA with a $1 bill with "A TRILLION" scrawled on it

If it succeeds, Go outside and find some reindeer to capture

(3)You spot a few reindeer in the distance.

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Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|========= | (Hunger)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|===       | (Map Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed increased slightly.

[Dorsidwarf]

mraF reedniaR tcurtsnoC

[Coolrune206]

Create a fancy hexagon tool for myself to make the map quicker.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

construct python program to increase capability of making said map.

[Elephant Parade]

mraF reedniaR tcurtsnoC

(6)You construct a reverse reindeer farm. You take reindeer steaks and process them into reindeer.

Create a fancy hexagon tool for myself to make the map quicker.

(1)You botch the installation and screw up Program Files. Oops.

construct python program to increase capability of making said map.

(1)You manage to corrupt the hard drive even further. The computer is unusable now.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|========  | (Hunger)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Corruption)
|          | (Map Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed increased slightly.

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Mastahcheese, are you planning to announce new RTDs in this thread? Because that would be cool.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

create an AI in a shell that can slowly repair and slowly create the map by itself.

[Coolrune206]

Quickly work to save the computer- I am a certified coder in many languages. I think.

[SealyStar]

Show WIP picture of map to people of internets for their own interest.

[flabort]

Teach ability to make living things out of partial dead parts to B12 community so they can solve world hunger.

[Elephant Parade]

create an AI in a shell that can slowly repair and slowly create the map by itself.

(6)MapperAI is created!

Quickly work to save the computer- I am a certified coder in many languages. I think.

(5)The computer is repaired! Progress on the map has still been lost, though.

Show WIP picture of map to people of internets for their own interest.

(1)You show people the blank map. They are confused and irritated.

Teach ability to make living things out of partial dead parts to B12 community so they can solve world hunger.

(5)A few Bay12ers learn Necromancy!

===NPC TURNS===
(6)The mapper creates almost a third of the map instantly!

===EVENT ROLL===
(1)The computer is overheating badly!

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Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|=======   | (Hunger)

Spoiler: Necromancer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Mana)
|          | (Corpses)
Skills:
  Raise Dead: Raises a corpse as a zombie or skeleton.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|========= | (Life)
|          | (Corruption)
|===       | (Map Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed is increased slightly.
  MapperAI: AI designed for creating maps. Attempts to improve the map each turn.
Statuses:
  Overheating: Slows progress on the map and drains one Life per turn.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<make the raindeer farm normal and get the me romanced to temporarily use the corpses from the reindeers to underheat the comp.

[Remuthra]

>Hit the computer with a paintbrush to make it go faster.

[Coolrune206]

>Hit the computer with a paintbrush to make it go faster.

Impede action
Use an icepack to cool the computer down... XD

[mastahcheese]

Mastahcheese, are you planning to announce new RTDs in this thread? Because that would be cool.

Yes, I will.

Also, this is making me laugh. Reverse reindeer are best reindeer.
Now I have to make a game involving reindeer farms.

[Elephant Parade]

<make the raindeer farm normal and get the me romanced to temporarily use the corpses from the reindeers to underheat the comp.

(2)You fail.

>Hit the computer with a paintbrush to make it go faster.

Impede action
Use an icepack to cool the computer down... XD

You're impeding yourself? That doesn't even make sense.

(6-1)You strike it with the Paintbrush of Haste. It takes 1 damage and gains the Overclocked status! Unfortunately, this causes it to overheat even more.
(4)You manage to mostly cool it down, though Overclocked is still causing it to be heated up.

===NPC TURNS===
(4)MapperAI gets a bit of work done on the map. One of the continents is nearly done!
(1)The Necromancer is corrupted by dark forces! The voices of evil tell it to destroy the map!

===EVENT ROLL===
(3)Nothing interesting happens.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)

Spoiler: Corrupted Necromancer (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Mana)
|          | (Corpses)
Skills:
  Raise Dead: Raises a corpse as a zombie or skeleton.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|=======   | (Life)
|          | (Corruption)
|====      | (Map Progress)

Passives:
  Processor Upgrade: Opening GIMP takes less time! Map-drawing speed is increased slightly.
  MapperAI: AI designed for creating maps. Attempts to improve the map each turn.
Statuses:
  Overclocked: Hastens progress on the map, but drains one Life per turn.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Paintbrush of Haste: A magical paintbrush that hastens things that it strikes.