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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170237 times)

mastahcheese

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The GM is tired of waiting on Darkpaladin.

Elephant Parade : Chrissie Ross
[Deceased]
fractalman : Jordan Green
[Deceased]
darkpaladin109 : Matthew Ryan
[4/4 Health][Rifle: Full ammo][Grenade]
Lukeinator : Khaled Aziz
[1/4 Health][Rifle: Full ammo][Grenade] {Panicked!}

Jordan Green yells out "LEROYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!" and completely abandons his cover to run out into the middle of the area, uncovering 4 more aliens to the north, and chucking his grenade at them!
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The two aliens are reduced to 1 health each!
Khaled Aziz moves up to beside a pedestal and fires on one of the aliens!
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Miraculously, it dies!
Matthew Ryan, being totally shocked by this turn of events, runs up to another side of the pedestal to join Aziz.

ALIEN TURN:

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Jordan Green goes down as multiple aliens open fire from multiple directions! His body falls down into the grass, and he clutches the summer's last 4-leafed clover in his hand as the warmth slips away from his body.
More aliens open fire on Aziz, hoping for retribution, they deal a fair amount of pain to him, and he returns fire, but misses his shots!
The last survivor of the grenade, strengthened by his comrades, flank Ryan and open fire, but miss!
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

mastahcheese

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ERE'BODY LISTEN UP

Go to this thread and join TCM's game. It's totally wicked awesome sauce and it needs us to go to it to keep it alive!
Seriously, though. His game died from player inactivity, and he said that if 8 of the 10 players posted interest in continuing, or if we got enough people into it, he'll keep it going.
So go check it out, it's unbelievably hilarious.
Here's the post where TCM says the game has pretty much ended. So go help out a brother in need of support!
I personally really enjoyed reading his game, it made me laugh a ton, so go check it out, it's worth it.
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Xantalos

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Do it! I need to continue Nemo's adventures.
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Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Take cover from the aliens, shoot one, and overwatch.
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http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=135480.0 My second FOOTBLEED game.
This thread is Bay12 incarnate.


Like the mermaid bones farm and the Kill-your-baby machine.

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Throw grenade towards aliens while staying on cover.
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BFEL

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ERE'BODY LISTEN UP

Go to this thread and join TCM's game. It's totally wicked awesome sauce and it needs us to go to it to keep it alive!
Seriously, though. His game died from player inactivity, and he said that if 8 of the 10 players posted interest in continuing, or if we got enough people into it, he'll keep it going.
So go check it out, it's unbelievably hilarious.
Here's the post where TCM says the game has pretty much ended. So go help out a brother in need of support!
I personally really enjoyed reading his game, it made me laugh a ton, so go check it out, it's worth it.

I created a SUMO wrestler who's finishing move is simply falling on his opponent.
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

fractalman

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Well at least I have a poptart.  :P

(More seriously, I got tired of not knowing where the aliens were without knowing what sort of AI they were using. would've been better if we'd still had a full team.)
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

Elephant Parade

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Take cover from the aliens, shoot one, and overwatch.
Throw grenade towards aliens while staying on cover.
IN A SHOCKING TWIST, THE GAME CONFUSES YOUR ACTIONS WITH THOSE OF THE ALIENS!






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mastahcheese

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That's beautiful.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

mastahcheese

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Elephant Parade : Chrissie Ross
[Deceased]
fractalman : Jordan Green
[Deceased]
darkpaladin109 : Matthew Ryan
[Deceased]
Lukeinator : Khaled Aziz
[Deceased]

Aziz is still panicking like a fool!
Ryan can only hit the nearest alien with his grenade, so he blows it sky high!
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Aziz takes a facefull of plasma and hits the dirt!
Ryan watches as Aziz goes down, and then follows suit!

X-COM HAS FAILED
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The Derail Thread

Elephant Parade

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My version was better.
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mastahcheese

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My version was better.
It really was. In this one, the biggest fatality was that fountain.
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The Derail Thread

flabort

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Turn 0
Turn 1
Turn 2
Turn 3
Turn 4
Turn 5
Turn 6
The team survived to turn 6, meaning votes for dying in 5 turns are lost. Votes for survival past 7 are also lost.
However, since the only vote was mastahcheese's vote for turn 5 or less, no-one else loses any tokens or gains any.

A reminder as well, for the Map vs Next DF bets (current bets):
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bets are still open on this. Anyone may also ask if I can post the odds of something else, I'll see if I can come up with something and an alternative for betting against that... usually.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2014, 11:37:40 pm by flabort »
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Went away for a while, came back, went away for a while, and back for now.

mastahcheese

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Dang it.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Elephant Parade

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You know what time it is? It's time for

Z-COM: ENEMY POORLY DRAWN

Accepting three players. And if you expect this to last a long time, you have learned nothing.

Edit: Silly BBCode hierarchy.
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