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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 170214 times)

poketwo

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1980 on: March 19, 2015, 01:02:28 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on March 19, 2015, 12:37:50 pm
Quote from: HeroPizza42 on March 19, 2015, 12:09:59 pm
oh wait that tree has eyes

HACK AT TREE CAUSE EYES! Ees spooky...
SHOVE THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELLITONS FROM THIS RTD: SPOOKED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON AT THE TREE
 
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1981 on: March 19, 2015, 04:33:21 pm »
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1982 on: March 19, 2015, 05:15:47 pm »
TREE CUT DOWN

LOGS FALL ON DWARF
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1983 on: April 06, 2015, 06:21:29 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on March 19, 2015, 01:02:28 pm
Quote from: highmax28 on March 19, 2015, 12:37:50 pm
Quote from: HeroPizza42 on March 19, 2015, 12:09:59 pm
oh wait that tree has eyes

HACK AT TREE CAUSE EYES! Ees spooky...
SHOVE THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELLITONS FROM THIS RTD: SPOOKED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON AT THE TREE
 

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You fight an invisible skeleton while hacking at a tree while it rains eyeballs.

You have DETERMINED that your LSD is of HIGH QUALITY.

Quote from: RoaryStar on March 19, 2015, 05:15:47 pm
TREE CUT DOWN

LOGS FALL ON DWARF

COG URISTKOGAN, Woodcutter, has been missing for a week


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...




[size=140pt]PART 2[/size]

YOU ARE ELF
YOU HAVE DISCOVER DWARF CRUSH BY CHOPPED LOG

HE POSSESS
1x HEATHEN WOODAXE
2xSOCK
1xTOGA with WOOD DECORATIONS, the swine
1x HAT
0x BRAINS
1x log through head (I guess that means he's at least trying to be multicultural!)

You have:
Egox100
arrowx1
bowx2 (wait what)
WAGON FULL OF DRAGONSx1
Reed Rope Dress x1



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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1984 on: April 06, 2015, 11:22:36 pm »
FEED DWARF TO WAGON FULL OF DRAGONS!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1985 on: April 08, 2015, 05:52:16 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on April 06, 2015, 11:22:36 pm
FEED DWARF TO WAGON FULL OF DRAGONS!

The cycle of nature

You have feed dwarf corpse to ravenous DRAGONWAGON. How nice.

What shall I do next?
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1986 on: April 08, 2015, 06:20:03 pm »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on April 08, 2015, 05:52:16 pm
Quote from: highmax28 on April 06, 2015, 11:22:36 pm
FEED DWARF TO WAGON FULL OF DRAGONS!

The cycle of nature

You have feed dwarf corpse to ravenous DRAGONWAGON. How nice.

What shall I do next?
Ride the Dragonwagon to Valhalla.
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1987 on: April 08, 2015, 08:35:08 pm »
REALIZE THAT THE AGE OLD TRADITION OF BEING A PANZY TREE-HUGER IS COMPLETELY BAD, ESPECIALLY IN THE FUTURE.
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1988 on: April 08, 2015, 10:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 08, 2015, 06:20:03 pm
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on April 08, 2015, 05:52:16 pm
Quote from: highmax28 on April 06, 2015, 11:22:36 pm
FEED DWARF TO WAGON FULL OF DRAGONS!

The cycle of nature

You have feed dwarf corpse to ravenous DRAGONWAGON. How nice.

What shall I do next?
Ride the Dragonwagon to Valhalla.
TO VALHALLA!!!!!!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1989 on: April 11, 2015, 04:55:29 am »
Quote from: highmax28 on April 08, 2015, 10:06:28 pm

Ride the Dragonwagon to Valhalla.

TO VALHALLA!!!!!!

Ah, to ride WAGON FULLA DRAGON in the springtime, to see the blossom fall

you now elf at valhalla gate.

These mighty pillars... so high.... so... stoney...

elf now fucked because valhalla gate guarded by HALLAN GUARDS

and the problem is...?

they is dwarf also.

what do??
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1990 on: April 11, 2015, 08:45:39 am »
DRAGONS-IN-WAGON: BREATH FIRE ON THE GUARDS
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1991 on: April 11, 2015, 11:20:39 am »
Quote from: poketwo on April 11, 2015, 08:45:39 am
DRAGONS-IN-WAGON: BREATH FIRE ON THE GUARDS
USE THE DRAGON WAGON!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1992 on: April 13, 2015, 06:40:11 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on April 11, 2015, 11:20:39 am
Quote from: poketwo on April 11, 2015, 08:45:39 am
DRAGONS-IN-WAGON: BREATH FIRE ON THE GUARDS
USE THE DRAGON WAGON!
Now you know why you fear the elves!

Begin dramatic action secquence
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     ||@@@@@@@@_____________________[DRAGONWAGON]

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     ||!!%$!!%$%%!!!====!==============[DRAGONWAGON]

You elf at SMOKING VALHALLA

inv:
1 dragonwagon
1 ego
1 bow
23 deliciou- wait, now only 22 delicious roast dwarf. It would be a shame...
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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1993 on: April 13, 2015, 08:50:57 pm »
EAT THE DWARVES
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: Dawn of a new Era
« Reply #1994 on: April 13, 2015, 11:28:09 pm »
FEAST IN THE GLORY OF A NOW ELVEN VALHALLA! Then grow some trees
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.
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