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[Vortex Rikers]

Hmm. We've having trouble understanding the general meaning behind your message. We're merely consolidating the borders which rightfully belong to Abyssian people. It was difficult parting the octopi parasite that latches on to the heads of the local populace, if anything, we should charge you for the labor our surgeons were forced to do.

When was the last time you saw an Abyssian going on a casual stroll with Poseidon?

Silly R'lyeh, thinking it's land creatures.

[Il Palazzo]

Anybody knows how long until that sieging patch gets released?

[lijacote]

sorry the holidays really messed with me im back now sorry guys

EDIT: ok saw the turn and how i was being smashed by 2 different factions and i had nothing left and could not bounce back so i went AI anyway good luck to the remaining guys

Apology accepted.

Ermor's siege is about to end, one way or another. Heroic Scelerian forces (consisting mostly of the rotting, the decomposed and the gnawed), have broken down the gates and are probably preparing to storm the fortress and the pernicious mages and deity-to-be within. There will be few losses, as most everyone participating has already died or consigned themselves to Death. The fuels of Ermor will power Sceleria, whose banefires will burn brighter than ever before. Long live the empire.

Etimmu was not reached for a comment.

[sum1won]

Question:  Can I get a delay over new years?  31-2?  I'll try to get turns in, but plan on being in a stupor.

[Darkwind3]

The storming of the castle failed, but it also succeeded. Orcus is dead! All it cost was 400 worthless chaff and 15 vestals. No need to thank me, you ingrates.

[lijacote]

The storming of the castle failed, but it also succeeded. Orcus is dead! All it cost was 400 worthless chaff and 15 vestals. No need to thank me, you ingrates.

You'll be thanked, now that your role as Saviour of the World has been fulfilled.

[Karlito]

Don't worry Darkwind, I few a few thousand arrows that I'd like to gift you for that deed. I hope you don't mind the delivery method.

[Darkwind3]

You do realize I have Arrow Fend, right?

e: I'd actually like a moment of silence for the Sextuplets of Sextus, Sextus, Sextus, Sextus, and Sextus, who died bravely suicidally casting Magic Duel in the face of an S4 Pretender. And Hierofagus, but we don't talk about him.

[Karlito]

You know, it isn't very polite to tell someone you're going to return their gift.

[E. Albright]

Question:  Can I get a delay over new years?  31-2?  I'll try to get turns in, but plan on being in a stupor.

I'll push a 60h delay on this coming turn.

[E. Albright]

Exciting news! The Fraternal Order of Ulmish Golemcrafters of Argatha (YΓA) is currently compiling the Spring Repose 3AW Edition of its Brews of Valantis sampler pack, and is soliciting water samples from all around the world to add local flavor! Donations are of course welcome, but for those of you who are frugal haters of the finer arts, YΓA has set aside a modest budget of pearls to purchase water shipments. Please forward inquiries to: Autonomous Keg Construction Committee (Attn: Brother Erkeborn), House YΓA, Castle Argatha, Argatha.

[Il Palazzo]

To those of the inhabitants of Valanis who were getting on for their <insert old age treshold> and think they got a lucky break after Orcus' brave if foolish charge during the failed siege of Ermor by the "other undead", do keep in mind there is now an army nearly thousand-strong sitting behind the walls and slowly reviving their bluish-skinned global'o'caster.(one sentence, yay!)
It's only a matter of time when we get once again burdened(*cough*) with another one of his old jokes.

So, with Sceleria busy with the sudden influx of the illegal immigrants, the question remains: Can your favourite markata circus do something about it? The answer is, most emphatically: no. I don't think anybody can plausibly breach through those walls now.

[Delta Foxtrot]

Ashdod staled during a week long hosting period. Innocent mistake or an AI in the making?

[E. Albright]

Well. For what it's worth. Version 4.04, 'ole "Mindless units did not get any castle defence penalty [sic]" itself, is a thing. Admittedly, we must still hope it's a thing that's going through Desura's patch-vetting process and not a thing languishing in Illwinter's code repository awaiting the completion of version 4.05.

[Karlito]

So, with Sceleria busy with the sudden influx of the illegal immigrants, the question remains: Can your favourite markata circus do something about it? The answer is, most emphatically: no. I don't think anybody can plausibly breach through those walls now.

Well, I guess we all best get a-preaching.