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[Xazo-Tak]

"I need a broker at my depot!"
"Sure!" says the broker, "But first I need to..."
...

[Nerjin]

Collect my notebooks and writing utensils in order to be the best broker I can be.

[Xazo-Tak]

And also to catch fish from under the sea.

[Nerjin]

"Before or after we go to the depot?"

[GiglameshDespair]

Actually, I'm feeling pretty thirsty. Better go have a drink before I do anything else.

[Nerjin]

"Actually never mind. I'm gonna be the first sober dwarf ever."

[GiglameshDespair]

"Wait, that idea was both undwarven and ridiculous. Why would I ever not want to drink my favourite Sewer Brew? Better go have an even longer drink."

[Nerjin]

"Too bad that'd keep me from my duties and sobriety though. I have made my final decision. I shall, in an undwarven fashion, fetch the utensils needed for my task immediately and go attend to the task set before me. Then, once done, I shall remove all booze from my dwelling."

[Xazo-Tak]

Eh, maybe next gameload.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE
And after that, a quick week-long nap.

[JackOSpades]

Nvm wrong post

[LeoLeonardoIII]

But on the way I'll step back and forth a dozen times in indecision because someone built a bath in the hallway and I don't know if I can get through it without swimming.

[rabidgam3r]

And then I'll- Hey, Urist's throwing a party! I'll go there after I take a nap for a few seasons and go play with my three-hundred cats.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

But I get a sad thought because I pass by a grating that emits a foul odor. But it's a really nice grating. So it all evens out.

[PkGamer]

But oh!I suddenly got a mystery mood and occupy a magma forge!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

The dwarf who normally works at this forge is standing there tapping his foot, folded arms, glowering at me. His ... his skull is perfectly shaped ...