Ok, here are the match results!
Kills: 1 point per kill
TCM = 0
Scapheap = 0
DarkArtemisFowl = 1
Execute/Dumbo.exe = 1
Person = 1
Chink = 1
Greenstarfanatic = 0
GreatWyrmGold = 2
Krath = 2
Dewboy = 1
SomeStupidGuy = 0
Achievements:
TCM = 5 points
"The Irish Stole my Luck" 'weapon jammed, then dies first turn' 3 points
"Early Out" 'Died first turn' 2 points
Scapheap = 3 points
"Dwarven" 'Died with a drink to his lips.' 1 point
"Early Out" 'Died first turn' 2 points
Artemis = 4 points
"Quick Draw" 'Grab a gun before someone else can' 1 point
"Headshot!" 1 point
"Truce" 'Win with 1 other person' 2 points
Dumbo = 5 points
"Death to Dwarves" 'killed a drinking man' 1 point
"First Blood" 'kill on first turn' 2 points
"Headshot!" 1 point
"Ganked!" 'be killed by two people at once' 1 point
Person = 6 points
"Flip the table!" 'flipped a table' 1 point
"Team kill" 'You and another person kill the same person' 1 point
"Headshot!" 1 point
"The Tumbleweed is the Only Winner, here" 'You kill someone at the same time they kill you' 3 points
Chink = 4 points
"First Blood" 'kill on first turn' 2 points
"Skipped" 'You had your turn skipped!' 1 point for payment of GM Impatience
"Coward" 'Avoided battle for three turns' 1 point
Greenstar = 3 points
"Matrix Dodge" 'be targeted by three people, and survive' 3 points
GWG = 6 points
"Flip the table!" 'flipped a table' 1 point
"Headshot!" 1 point
"Team kill" 'You and another person kill the same person' 1 point
"The Tumbleweed is the Only Winner, here" 'You kill someone at the same time they kill you' 3 points
Krath = 7 points
"Headshot!" 1 point
"Twice Shy" 'Have a gun jam twice in a row' 2 points
"Truce" 'Win with 1 other person' 2 points
"Double Kill!" 'Score 2 kills in consecutive turns' 2 points
Dewboy = 3 points
"Counter Cover" 'hopped the counter' 1 point
"Grievous Bottley Harm" 'Killed someone with a bottle' 2 points
Stupid = 6 points
"Counter Cover" 'hopped the counter' 1 point
"Live Action Rouge" 'stole a gun from a living person' 2 points
"Voiding the Second Amendment" 'Go the entire match without attempting to fire a shot' 3 points
Match Point Totals
TCM = 5
Scapheap = 3
DarkArtemisFowl = 5
Execute/Dumbo.exe = 6
Person = 7
Chink = 5
Greenstarfanatic = 3
GreatWyrmGold = 8
Krath = 9
Dewboy = 4
SomeStupidGuy = 6