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Total Members Voted: 84

[EuropeanDorf]

Divination and world history. I feel like those will be more useful. We miiiight want to know if someone is planning to invade us. That and we don't want to look like an idiot like last time when what's his name asked for help to stop an invasion that we weren't even aware of.

+1

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Divination and world history. I feel like those will be more useful. We miiiight want to know if someone is planning to invade us. That and we don't want to look like an idiot like last time when what's his name asked for help to stop an invasion that we weren't even aware of.

Isn't that more of a Foreign Affairs/Intelligence thing?

[FArgHalfnr]

Divination and world history. I feel like those will be more useful. We miiiight want to know if someone is planning to invade us. That and we don't want to look like an idiot like last time when what's his name asked for help to stop an invasion that we weren't even aware of.

Isn't that more of a Foreign Affairs/Intelligence thing?

Yeah, but we don't have any bonuses for theses, so I figured this was close enough.

[BFEL]

So how many Failodies have you guys gone through at this point?

[FArgHalfnr]

So how many Failodies have you guys gone through at this point?

We're still at our third attempt. We lost one to chocolates and one to a witch.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Let me tell you, by the time we get to Zealodie, we'll either be passing every skillcheck or screwing up as badly as we are now, because, you know, everyone wants to follow a different plan.

[EuropeanDorf]

>passing every skillcheck
>implying we'll pass any at all

yeah, sounds plausible.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Well, Axespendable managed to pass strategy skill checks, let me tell you that.

[IronyOwl]

Week 10: Mystery Box

Decoration 8
Divination 2
World History 2



You there, you're ugly.


To drive your guests insane with rage, it's advised to use periwinkle.


DING DING DING DING


Well there goes Plan A.


Well you better, this was your idea.


Looks like we're not the only one who unlocked a new outfit they can't try on until this is dealt with!


Me too!


That wasn't quite what I had in mind...


This might be easier if I had any idea what anyone was talking about.


(That's Foreign Intelligence hiding back there)

Okay, so no Unicorns Solve Everything option, though I guess we might not want to be that bloody a queen anyway.

What are we gonna do instead?

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Have the unicorns execute him by running him through with their horns. We don't have any conversation or royal demeanor abilities to allow us to intimidate or bluff him (we'd probably need foreign intelligence too to do so properly anyway) and offering him money probably means an accountancy check. Let's go for the murder here. Surrendering probably just speeds up our own murder.

EDIT: Okay, I had completely forgotten what was going on with Ixion, and I think offering them money might be useful to discover what's really going on with Ixion (if it's actually theirs for a good reason). Their reactions could tell us a lot. What do you guys think? For now, I'm keeping my vote for the unicorn mudersquad.

[EuropeanDorf]

Who was Ixion again?

[Culise]

Neighboring country that's presently holding some of our land.  Unfortunately, we failed Novan History, Foreign Affairs, and Foreign Intelligence, so we don't seem to recall why that's the case, if he's telling the truth about "unprovoked attacks," what they're presently doing to keep this province, or what they can do to stop us from retaking it. 

Actually, we can guess at the last, since we sent in the army and knocked them around a bit the first time around.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

At the time, I think they had two battalions versus our five or six. We don't have any knowledge of tactics, though, which may result in us losing most of our forces if we try to attack them. You know what, change my vote to "throw money at it".

[RAM]

"Hey man, be cool, let me get you some new bling and we can forget all this hassle."

So, just to be clear, they are both the Duke of Hell and the count of Dystopia?

[FArgHalfnr]

"Hey man, be cool, let me get you some new bling and we can forget all this hassle."

So, just to be clear, they are both the Duke of Hell and the count of Dystopia?

We need to kill them. These titles are too awesome to let pass.