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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[Sheb]

Yeah, I think it would be best not to move.

[Toaster]

Look down!  Don't tell us what to do!

[Xanmyral]

Last time we tired to stay still but failed Composure and looked down anyway. I don't think we trained composure, so let's try looking down.

Look down.

[Toaster]

So you're saying if we look down, we'll fail composure and instead do nothing?  BRILLIANT!

* Toaster edits

[Urist Imiknorris]

Hold still! This dance opens with a dramatic pose!

[Powder Miner]

still ze hold pls

[Araph]

Look down!

Look down.

Don't look them in the eye.


(I'm voting for possibly killing Chillodie for the sole purpose of being able to say the next line in that song. I have weird priorities.)

[IronyOwl]

Week 3 Continued: Dance

Look: 6
Still: 3



First rule of everything: If you don't want somebody to look down, don't tell them not to look down.
_{Second rule of everything: If you don't want somebody to tell somebody not to look down...}


D'awwwww!


When you see a snake, always act like a mouse!


Gopher? Was it act like a gopher?


Just like Charlotte, stealing all our kisses.


That's not what gophers do at all!


Way to drop the ball, random swordwoman from nowhere. Can't even hit a snake's neck as it's lunging at a noblegirl's leg.


*snicker* "Nothing!" "Shhhh you'll give it away!"


You're not the boss of her.


WE'RE SORRY MISS 1045 SNAKE INTERCEPTION TEAM CAPTAIN


It's okay, Chillodie. We know you were just to chill to handle it.

Other than the part where you moved around and then panicked a bit, I mean.


Because you've been injected with deadly venom or because your mother's going to nag at you about playing outside now?


But-


Oh. So. I guess the vipers just need to. Uh. "Stay in their own area" now, huh? "With their own kind," maybe?


Man, we came here to get out of this very thing.




We could, I dunno, ask an alchemist?

No, no, that'd just betray weakness. Apply... teak. Yes, apply teak to the Fili-whatsit border. That should improve the... what was the... economy, that was the one. Applying teak to Fimilmand will improve the economy.

Queening is hard.




Our homegirl has, tragically, gone home. Or died and had her demise covered up in an elaborate political ruse, you never know.

Either way, this weekend we're stuck partying without her.

[RAM]

I still want to get the obligatory strutting of stuff formalised before committing to the hyjinks and shirking...
Attend court!

[Urist Imiknorris]

I still want to get the obligatory strutting of stuff formalised before committing to the hyjinks and shirking...
Attend court!

[IronyOwl]

Weekend 3: Eternity



Oh, sure. Let's spend eternity listening to people drone on for eternity because it'll be important in eternity.


Still scared.


Still not that great at anything.


Still probably not what you'd call emotionally stable.

Nonetheless, it's class time again! What's up this week?


IN OTHER NEWS:

Chillodie will die...

33 To utterly predictable events.
30 Pointlessly but hilariously.
28 Soon.
24 To some infuriating blindside.
22 NEVER! She's gonna live! LIIIIIIIIIVE!
17 To more magical power than anyone should have to deal with.
16 Eventually!
14 To pointy objects.
14 Just as soon as I get around to it...
12 To poisonous things.
12 In some other manner or quality.
11 In a while...

The votes are in, and Chillodie's gruesome death will probably be soon, pointless, hilarious, and utterly predictable. A substantial minority trails with the opinion that she'll die to an infuriating surprise or not at all, and we've got the usual downward slope of theories after that.

For the curious, you may only select 12 options in the new poll. This isn't because I object to people selecting every single option, it's because the first poll only had twelve options and I didn't think to just set the max votes per person to 999 or something. Oh well!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Reflexibility.

[RAM]

Refleximed
Medeflex

Just to be clear, she will be funky in her undeath.

[Toaster]

Refleximed
Medeflex

Just to be clear, she will be funky in her undeath.

+1, because one needs to learn to chill to be chill and I'm pretty sure a reflex check is coming up.

[Xanmyral]

Medeflex!