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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 279912 times)

miauw62

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2280 on: June 17, 2014, 05:15:21 am »
We should study magic to discover ways to disable her magic so we can vivisect her!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2281 on: June 17, 2014, 10:23:22 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on June 17, 2014, 05:15:21 am
We should study magic to discover ways to disable her magic so we can vivisect her!
*thwap*
No, silly. We should just flood the dungeons (with magma?) and eliminate the whole problem.
It's the only way to be sure!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2282 on: June 17, 2014, 12:39:44 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 17, 2014, 10:23:22 am
Quote from: miauw62 on June 17, 2014, 05:15:21 am
We should study magic to discover ways to disable her magic so we can vivisect her!
*thwap*
No, silly. We should just flood the dungeons (with magma?) and eliminate the whole problem.
It's the only way to be sure!
If we flood the dungeon with hungry saltwater crocodiles then the crocs can do the vivisecting for us.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2283 on: June 17, 2014, 10:13:10 pm »
Queue a certain witch rising from the depths atop a giant three-headed humanoid form composed of crocodiles linked head-to-tail.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2284 on: July 30, 2014, 11:52:23 am »
Visit the dungeon
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« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 11:54:55 am by Slayerz »
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2285 on: July 30, 2014, 12:12:21 pm »
Quote from: Slayerz on July 30, 2014, 11:52:23 am
Visit the dungeon
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Still agree.  What good is ruling without gloating? 
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2286 on: August 02, 2014, 02:19:25 am »
VISIT THE DUNGEON
Vermin are a good source of protein!
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How can you think about food at a time like this? There are juggalos down there!
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The insane thrree thousand fuckign tunnels project is decommousoned. We are working on the MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT instead!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2287 on: August 03, 2014, 02:40:09 pm »
Oh man, I've just read through this thread and it's great.

Anyway, Visiting the dungeon sounds the most entertaining.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2288 on: August 03, 2014, 04:11:46 pm »
TO THE DUNGEON WITH US
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 7 Continued: And Everyone Wins]
« Reply #2289 on: August 09, 2014, 07:26:34 pm »
Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic



Everyone knows being a helpless noble is tolerable. Being a helpless not-noble, on the other hand, is a living hell.

Jury's still out on being a not-helpless not-noble, but it's not looking good.


What the- stop meditating gracefully and pay attention to our mocking jeers!


Mmf. Truly, the life of a just and merciful overlord is a difficult one.


In other news, the results of the old poll have been tallied and a new one put in its place. :3

Red31
Gold26
Black26
Rainbows24
Pink23
Silver22
Purple21
Green17
Blue17
Teal16
White13
Orange13
Yellow13
Other9

The fairly broad consensus seems to be that Bellodie's favorite color is red, followed not too far behind by gold and black. Rainbows, pink, silver, and purple follow closely behind those two, before another drop, stretch of cooler colors, and a final drop to some brighter tones.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic]
« Reply #2290 on: August 09, 2014, 07:37:47 pm »
Taunt her anyway.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic]
« Reply #2291 on: August 09, 2014, 07:46:09 pm »
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Quote from: Talvieno on April 02, 2014, 11:26:54 am
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In a hole in the ground there lived a dwarf. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dwarf fortress, and that means magma.
Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic]
« Reply #2292 on: August 09, 2014, 08:00:59 pm »
I read the new poll as "Bellodie likes her men like she likes how you may only select up to 12 options."

Also, taunt her anyway.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic]
« Reply #2293 on: August 09, 2014, 08:54:00 pm »
Update!
TAUNT HER ANYWAYS.  WE WILL NOT ABIDE HERESY. 
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 7: Kaleidoscopic]
« Reply #2294 on: August 09, 2014, 08:58:42 pm »
Execute her.  Clearly, she's plotting something. 
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