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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[darkpaladin109]

Well, that sure was awesome.

* Yoink high-fives all those who also voted for justice!

* darkpaladin109 punches Yoink for being a dirty hypocrite!

[Yoink]

I am... confused.
I voted for 'refuse'!

>Elegance and Presence.

[GiglameshDespair]

Elegance and presence for both

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

B+ Elegance and Presence

    This unlocks the royal dress. Wear it if this wins.

B- Double Lore

Agreed

[IronyOwl]

Week 7: Oh Right

Elegance 7
Presence 5
Flattery 1
Production 1



Pretty stereotypical ladylike training.


Power overwhelming.


*entirely too elaborate self important trumpets*


Oh wow, we are really not very far into this run.

Maybe I should start updating twice every two weeks!


Princessery successful.


Ugh, now what.


And they sent the King to deliver this message? Must be an important noble. Unless he just likes talking to his daughter, but what kind of a weirdo would that take?


I can't tell if this is very princessy or not very princessy.


Mead is a very important place, so naturally I remember nothing about it. I'm sure Bellodie will feel likewise.


Ooh.

...shit.


Pretty sure "assassin" has four s' and no e's.


"Where sisters are randomly imprisoned without trial or clear crime through nobody's fault."

He's a noble alright.


Oh right. She was kind of a Duchess, wasn't she?


Obviously. Why else would we have imprisoned her?


Wait for it...


Quite the interesting family!


Free his sister, give him a duchy, you know, either works.


I don't see the "Leave them to wallow in chaos and misery" option.


Negodie/Nellodie/Eidolleb has been postponed due to length. I should probably just give her a new thread. Or listen to Toaster's mad ramblings and cast her into the fires.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Free the witch? Yeah right.

Give the duchy to her brother! What's-his-face. You know who I'm talking about.

[GlyphGryph]

The game really wants us to free the witch, don't they?

Give him his own Duchy.

[Xanmyral]

Now I'm just curious how many times they'll try to get us to free her.

Give it to the brother, what's-his-face, he looks trustworthy. Just look at the hair!

[Teneb]

Give the duchy to the title vulture brother

[Elephant Parade]

I feel like we should visit the Duchess again if we give the land to her brother. Y'know, just in case it turns out he's actually evil or something.

[Teneb]

I feel like we should visit the Duchess again if we give the land to her brother. Y'know, just in case it turns out he's actually evil or something.

Isn't he the father of the girl that kept pestering us via letters in the last run?

[Lightningfalcon]

Order the armies to scour the land of Ursul for daring to harbor a witch! Scorched Earth! It must never be in the hands of a witch again!

[Furtuka]

Give him the duchy

[Culise]

I feel like we should visit the Duchess again if we give the land to her brother. Y'know, just in case it turns out he's actually evil or something.

Oh, heavens, how could you possibly suspect him of such a thing?  That smirk, that fancy yet obscure Latin name that definitely doesn't mean burnination, truly these are the signs of an honest man.

Give the duchy to Ignatius.

[Kanil]

I dunno. He's already married to a duchess. Letting your dukes consolidate sucks in CK2, presumably it sucks here too. I bet the witch is pretty angry at us, though...

Ah screw it, give it to him, for the lulz.