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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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IronyOwl

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 3: Insidious]
« Reply #1785 on: March 13, 2014, 08:41:45 pm »
Weekend 3: Notwitch

Daddy 9
Dungeons 7
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What? We totally want to hear all the grisly details.


Ouch.


I fail to see the connection.






In vaguely related news, with 52 votes we have the following results for the witch's crimes:

40: Cursing Axie with that hideous dress!
34: Being a witch!
34: Not murdering ENOUGH guards!
32: Defacing that poor, innocent building!
29: Weighing the same as a duck! I assume! Well she's got the nose!
28: Weighing the same as a duck!
26: Murdering those guards!
22: Not listening to us!
21: Listening to us!
17: Something else!

As you can see, her most heinous crime appears to be the cursing of Crown Princess Axespendable with that hideous poofy skirt-thing. Trailing a bit behind that are the twin crimes of Being A Witch and Insufficient Guard Butchery, followed closely by the cold-blooded wounding of an innocent building.

Not far behind that, we've got what we assume to be her similar weight to a duck and clearly witchlike nose, followed very closely by her somewhat more scientifically proven weight relative to that of a duck. Not far behind that we've got the murder of innocent guards.

Trailing far behind that is the foul crime of not listening to us, followed very closely by the foul crime of listening to us. Trailing well behind in last place are other, presumably unspecified crimes.


This has been The Legal Structure of Nova with IronyOwl and Princess Bellodie's courtiers.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1786 on: March 13, 2014, 08:43:32 pm »
Dance! Dance dance Dance!  (And lore for the second)
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Dermonster

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1787 on: March 13, 2014, 08:47:00 pm »
Oh damnit.

Meditation and lore!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1788 on: March 13, 2014, 08:48:47 pm »
Meditation and Reflexes
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W-we just... wanted our...
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1789 on: March 13, 2014, 08:50:02 pm »
Meditation and Lore! To get it out of the way!

Court Manners and Trade!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1790 on: March 13, 2014, 08:56:44 pm »
Lore and Dance Trade! Come on folks, let's get that printing press! We need Production and Trade by week 8 to pull it off, who knows how much but since it's on week 8 probably not too much!

We'll also need foreign affairs or... something, military maybe? by week 9 to deal with the Ixion stuff.

....

OH FUCK! GUYS!

COURT MANNERS and Trade

We need to NOT do the whole marrying the Duke of Sedna thing! No idea how much we need for that, but that happens week 5. Which means we have 2 weeks, I think?
« Last Edit: March 13, 2014, 08:59:58 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1791 on: March 13, 2014, 09:02:23 pm »
Meditation and Lore
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1792 on: March 13, 2014, 09:04:39 pm »
Yes, GG, let's do two things that we don't have a bonus for! [/sarcasm]

Meditation and Lore, although I'd prefer throwing Divination in there if there were any votes for it.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1793 on: March 13, 2014, 09:06:51 pm »
It's only so we can get above 50 on divination.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1794 on: March 13, 2014, 09:13:02 pm »
Quote from: syvarris on March 13, 2014, 09:04:39 pm
Yes, GG, let's do two things that we don't have a bonus for! [/sarcasm]

Meditation and Lore, although I'd prefer throwing Divination in there if there were any votes for it.

We have the best bonus possible for Trade/Production, and we're probably not going to get a bonus to Court Manners by the time we need it, which is why we should do it now. We will probably have plenty of opportunities to make use of our current bonus later on. These are checks that we can't put off if we can't a reasonable chance of making them, and I'm only putting one in each to maximize what bonus there is.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1795 on: March 13, 2014, 09:27:35 pm »
Dance + Lore
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1796 on: March 13, 2014, 09:35:51 pm »
Meditation and accounting! Because being awake is for the weak!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1797 on: March 13, 2014, 09:48:46 pm »
Meditation and Lore

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We need to NOT do the whole marrying the Duke of Sedna thing! No idea how much
we need for that, but that happens week 5. Which means we have 2 weeks, I think?

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..ok, you're talking about something totally else than I thought you were.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1798 on: March 13, 2014, 09:51:10 pm »
We also receive a necklace rather early on as well don't we? We may want to sink some points in to Court Manners at some point if that is the case.

For now, Lore and Meditation.

Court Manners and Trade seem alright to me.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 3: Notwitch]
« Reply #1799 on: March 13, 2014, 09:53:04 pm »
Yes, Necklace happens week 5 looking back in the thread, assuming none of our actions so far changed that.

Which means we have two training sessions before we want to avoid it.

We don't know if we'll manage to even have it at neutral for the next one, so I think we should do it now.

Our goal this time is to not piss everyone off, right? Be all queenly and stuff? I think now is a particularly good time to start.
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