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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1185 on: February 25, 2014, 09:14:11 pm »
Anything and Archery
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1186 on: February 25, 2014, 09:21:04 pm »
Archery and Foreign Affairs.  Let's diversify!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1187 on: February 25, 2014, 09:45:53 pm »
Quote from: sum1won on February 25, 2014, 09:21:04 pm
Archery and Foreign Affairs.  Let's diversify!
Diversity? In our Nova? Sounds like a fishman plot to me.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1188 on: February 25, 2014, 10:24:43 pm »
Reflexes! And... archery, I guess, is the weapon consensus?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1189 on: February 25, 2014, 10:40:13 pm »
Flattery x2
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1190 on: February 25, 2014, 11:08:47 pm »
Heck, I'll slightly change my vote. Archery and Reflexes!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1191 on: February 26, 2014, 02:32:15 am »
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1192 on: February 26, 2014, 03:41:38 am »
Reflexes and swords.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1193 on: February 26, 2014, 03:04:01 pm »
Archery and Polearms
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1194 on: February 26, 2014, 03:30:02 pm »
Week 28: Dodging And Not

Archery 15 16
Reflexes 8
Polearms 6 7
Flattery 4
Dance 3
Flexibility 1
Foreign Affairs 1
Swords 1
Anything 1



Haha, so, for some reason she seems to be fletching arrows and picking out bows with a look of anger on her face.


Whoa. I had forgotten how good we were at this.


Oh no! Nobody could possibly have foreseen this!


HA! Ain't got shit, bandits!


Er, well, ain't got shit on the princess.


Uh, so. I don't mean to disrespect our valiant guards, but doesn't that mean the ones that died did so like unarmed mooks?


BANDIT RA- oh no it's just an owl. BANDIT RAI- oh, twigs. BANDIT- er, that's one of our guards.

I suspect this will be a long trip for everyone else as well.


Oh yeah, we were actually going someplace!

Other than, you know. The Beyond.


Suuuuuuuure.


I imagine that's not hard.

I mean, I imagine avoiding us is very hard. Forcing us to choose between not catching her or just tackling her at a full run is probably pretty easy.

Though why she'd think that'd save her is anyone's guess.


They're about us, aren't they?


Well she's pretty.
Assassin.


Did she just say she won't she shoved aside from ruling her daughter's duchy through her?


Nonsense. Everything magically gets better once you turn 15. We hope.


Oh snap.


Er...


I knew it. I knew there'd be at least one party check to fail.

So ideally we'd just tell them that we personally think she should listen to her mother but our regent father insists we say that she should do as she pleases. Sadly that's not an option, so I suppose we'll have to give them an actual answer instead.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 28: Dodging And Not]
« Reply #1195 on: February 26, 2014, 03:34:39 pm »
Side with the duchess!

I mean, not only is said duchess our friend, but she does have more power than her mother as well so...
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 28: Dodging And Not]
« Reply #1196 on: February 26, 2014, 03:39:22 pm »
Side with Gwenelle!

As the Duchess of Sudbury her life must be hard enough. :P
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 28: Dodging And Not]
« Reply #1197 on: February 26, 2014, 03:40:20 pm »
Side with Gwenelle we need to be friend with the biggest gun demesne around. Plus her mother will (probably) not kill her.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 28: Dodging And Not]
« Reply #1198 on: February 26, 2014, 03:40:51 pm »
Side with Gwenelle

Down with the elderly! It's time for Queen Axespendable and her generation of loyal teen aristocrats :P
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 27: Overruled]
« Reply #1199 on: February 26, 2014, 04:01:53 pm »
Side with Gwenelle - if we can't make everyone happy, we might want to, y'know, make the person who is legally entitled to the title happy.
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