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Patience, young Padawan
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Bribe lazy owls
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Prod lazy owls
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Beat lazy owls
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Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
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Abandon thread
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Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 280070 times)

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #885 on: January 17, 2014, 12:34:25 am »

+1 It's better to be the pedophile then be married to one.

I cannot fathom why, considering Elodie is 14 and that boy is 12 :P

Yeah, but Elodie will be 16 when the boy is 14.  Or 18-16.  So yeah, not really a big deal.
Still fun to marry someone a bit younger, plus our children will inherit the crown and whatever lands that entails, our father's duchy (assuming we outlive him, heh), and now our husband's duchy.  So more consolidation of power.  Plus, the boy is already used to taking orders from others, so he won't have any trouble obeying his Two Year Older Queen-Wife totally and completely.
+1 to marry.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #886 on: January 17, 2014, 01:05:11 am »

+1 It's better to be the pedophile then be married to one.

I cannot fathom why, considering Elodie is 14 and that boy is 12 :P

Yeah, but Elodie will be 16 when the boy is 14.  Or 18-16.  So yeah, not really a big deal.
Still fun to marry someone a bit younger, plus our children will inherit the crown and whatever lands that entails, our father's duchy (assuming we outlive him, heh), and now our husband's duchy.  So more consolidation of power.  Plus, the boy is already used to taking orders from others, so he won't have any trouble obeying his Two Year Older Queen-Wife totally and completely.
+1 to marry.
True, but there's some caveats to that sort of planning. 

Oh, and except for the first note, none of that is actually spelled out by the game; it's just extrapolation on my part on what would happen well after the game's events. 
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #887 on: January 17, 2014, 05:06:06 am »

Screw it, marry the poor kid. Another meat shield for the assassins is a good thing, right?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #888 on: January 17, 2014, 01:58:51 pm »

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This is a bad rendition of the marriage song.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #889 on: January 18, 2014, 01:44:17 am »

Marry him. No-one can get in our pants if someone else is already in them, right?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #890 on: January 18, 2014, 04:13:57 am »

Duuuuude. I doubt a 14 year old girl's first reaction would be "Yeah, sure, I'll marry this boy who I've never met!"
Maybe I'm crazy. I dunno. :P

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #891 on: January 18, 2014, 10:59:10 am »

I hear wedding bells.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #892 on: January 18, 2014, 03:19:34 pm »

Week 22 Continued: Mawwage

MAWWAGE.
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Oh, so he's not old enough to marry, but he is old enough to live in our house as our "companion." Mommy didn't happen to die after kidnapping a handsome peasant whose fiance came to rescue him, did she?




This thing is all sorts of out of date. Barracks is +1 Pressured, -1 Willful; Dungeons is +1 Willful, +1 Angry.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #893 on: January 18, 2014, 03:22:19 pm »

Nice to know the kingdom has SOME laws atleast :P

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #894 on: January 18, 2014, 03:45:54 pm »

Dungeon.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #895 on: January 18, 2014, 03:57:08 pm »

Joslyn looks so sad, that doesn't bode too well.

Hm...

Dungeons it is.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #896 on: January 18, 2014, 03:58:54 pm »

Maximum willpower +1 dungeon
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #897 on: January 18, 2014, 04:41:39 pm »

Dungeons.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #898 on: January 18, 2014, 04:45:20 pm »

It's time for a good spot of Dungeon Crawling.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22 Continued: Mawwage]
« Reply #899 on: January 18, 2014, 05:19:01 pm »

Yeah, why not? The Dungeon seem a good place for our honeymoon
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