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This isn't an update. This isn't an update at all!

Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 279751 times)

Bauglir

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10: Mystery Box]
« Reply #2580 on: May 26, 2015, 11:46:01 pm »
"Hey, why don't you take this sweet necklace as a down payment?"

EDIT: For clarity, that's a bribe.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10: Mystery Box]
« Reply #2581 on: May 27, 2015, 11:02:09 am »
I think I will abstain from voting this time. All of these options seems just as bad as each other.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10: Mystery Box]
« Reply #2582 on: May 28, 2015, 07:34:31 am »
Quote from: FArgHalfnr on May 22, 2015, 07:43:45 pm
Quote from: RAM on May 22, 2015, 05:38:25 pm
"Hey man, be cool, let me get you some new bling and we can forget all this hassle."

So, just to be clear, they are both the Duke of Hell and the count of Dystopia?

We need to kill them. These titles are too awesome to let pass.
We won't get their titles if we kill them. Remember the rules? Only one piece of land per person, not counting influence that you may have as regent or cooperation in a marriage.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10: Mystery Box]
« Reply #2583 on: June 01, 2015, 06:55:20 am »
Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!

Bribe 2



And all the land south of the river but they don't need to know about that yet.


The inconvenience of... ruling our province, I guess.


I have no idea.


Naturally, neither does she and we have no advisors. TIME TO GUESS!


Aw, can't we haggle?

The answer is probably no, we can't.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2015, 06:58:35 am by IronyOwl »
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2584 on: June 01, 2015, 07:01:54 am »
We have failed... what, nine skill checks in a row?

I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2585 on: June 01, 2015, 02:30:55 pm »
Agree
We are too chill to sweat the little stuff, that is what the squares are for...
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2586 on: June 01, 2015, 03:03:30 pm »
Make da money rain.
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BIRDS.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2587 on: June 02, 2015, 06:13:50 am »
Refuse. We almost definitely don't have the money anyway, based on the amounts we've encountered so far. We're going to end up fighting them anyway. So yeah, we're going to lose either way, but I don't want us to lose just because we've lost so much money that we're starving to death.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

i2amroy

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2588 on: July 11, 2015, 06:54:04 pm »
I vote agree.

Also where's our update!?!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2589 on: July 11, 2015, 10:32:05 pm »
I vote REfuse, anything in thousands is crazy money!  Ten times the cost of a printing press is 100% more than I care to pay some snide Ixian bastards!  TO WAR!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10: Mystery Box]
« Reply #2590 on: July 12, 2015, 01:16:19 am »
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on May 28, 2015, 07:34:31 am
Quote from: FArgHalfnr on May 22, 2015, 07:43:45 pm
Quote from: RAM on May 22, 2015, 05:38:25 pm
"Hey man, be cool, let me get you some new bling and we can forget all this hassle."

So, just to be clear, they are both the Duke of Hell and the count of Dystopia?

We need to kill them. These titles are too awesome to let pass.
We won't get their titles if we kill them. Remember the rules? Only one piece of land per person, not counting influence that you may have as regent or cooperation in a marriage.

But we are the law! :,( (also, I love how fitting it is when taken out of it's normal context)

I vote refuse, I really want to see how the war happens when we are fighting with equal means.
what are you talking about, I'm not trying to get us killed, I never mentioned I didn't like her in some transparent text no one probably saw, that's nonsense.
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2591 on: July 12, 2015, 07:46:20 am »
Right, the update! The update...

3 Agree
3 Refuse

Crap.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2592 on: July 12, 2015, 08:31:33 am »
I forgot what we were voting for.

Refuse
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued: It's a Secret!]
« Reply #2593 on: July 13, 2015, 04:33:19 pm »
Week 10 Continued Again: Redecision

3 Agree
4 Refuse



Words of wisdom for our reign in general, really.


Well now we have to decide what to do instead.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 10 Continued Again: Redecision]
« Reply #2594 on: July 13, 2015, 05:21:39 pm »
Wait, we can offer him money again? I'm tempted to vote for that just to see if it comes through with the same dialog options. :P

Assuming that's not what we want to do or it's just a shortcut on your part, I'm going to go with Bluff/Intimidate for now.
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