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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 278768 times)

miauw62

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: Elder Souls]
« Reply #2550 on: April 12, 2015, 12:28:23 pm »

NATO Phonetic Alphabet?

Alphadie, Bravodie, Charliedie, Deltadie, etc
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: Elder Souls]
« Reply #2551 on: April 15, 2015, 08:01:47 pm »

Meditation + Foreign Affairs

Chill enough. Also need to be sure we don't mess up our peasant-level understanding of the realm yet again.
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"Anything man can imagine is a possibility in reality."
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

IronyOwl

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: Elder Souls]
« Reply #2552 on: May 01, 2015, 11:57:16 pm »

Week 9: Augmentation



"Chiming dyads on a glockenspiel" is going on my list of things I don't understand.


Slowly but surely working our way up the noble Hollow Stick With Holes In It.


Now this guy is a smooooth criminal.


Not smooth enough, of course.


Here we go again.


"I think a foreign power is occupying our territory, or something? I never really got the details."


Spoiler: Unless... (click to show/hide)


What's our diplomacy ag-


Not again!


If you want to thank us...


...thank us in shinies!


Like that guy!


We have arranged to take shinies off his hands, yes.


Is this a noble thing? This is a noble thing, isn't it?


Haha so this one time I was queen of the entire kingdom and I accidentally married some foreigner. Oops!


You'd think this is the kind of thing they'd teach you in Queen School, but-


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.




So, this week has been very Queenly! Very not-very-good-at-Queenly, but Queenly nonetheless!

...what thing, Queenly or otherwise, shall we be doing to relax from it?



Speaking of which, poll results are in!

38 Leading by funky example
37 Complete the ritual, rule on as a breathless Lich Queen. All problems solved forever!
27 Executing everyone who can't dance
27 Declaring war on squares
27 Building ourselves a trusted crew
27 SCIENCE AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE FOOLS LAUGHED AT ME AAHAHAHAHA!
25 Screw it, just burn it all
25 Abdicate, retreat to tropical beach. All problems solved forever!
25 TO THE CALIGULAMOBILE!
24 Leading by drunken example
21 Leading by lecherous example
18 Diplomatic... things, so ruinous you're not even sure she didn't plan this
17 Science!
14 Diplomatic success
13 Economic development
11 Economic ruin
6 Diplomatic ruin
3 Diplomatic failure


So there's an overwhelming consensus to rule on as a funky lich queen. There's a fair stream of agreement to... well, to clean up the kingdom, as it were, along with various other maniacal villain housekeeping-focused monarch tendencies.

Long story short, we're the funkiest Disney villain.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2553 on: May 02, 2015, 01:24:14 am »

A proper necrodancer needs a crypt! TO THE DUNGEON!!
« Last Edit: May 02, 2015, 01:30:09 am by FArgHalfnr »
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RAM

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2554 on: May 02, 2015, 02:30:09 am »

We are far too well behaved, Sneak out.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2555 on: May 02, 2015, 04:31:14 am »

We need to raise the army of undead plants, go to the gardeens.

Plus, we're depressed. Lich can't show emotions.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2556 on: May 02, 2015, 09:35:42 am »

Our recent failures to understand the ways of royalty must be remedied through experience. Attend Court. Maybe we'll learn a few things.
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"Anything man can imagine is a possibility in reality."
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2557 on: May 02, 2015, 12:34:19 pm »

The courts have nothing to teach us! To the gardens!
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BIRDS.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Augmentation]
« Reply #2558 on: May 06, 2015, 04:18:17 am »

Weekend 9: Air

Gardens 2
Dungeon 1
Sneak Out 1
Court 1









School time again!
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2559 on: May 06, 2015, 04:32:15 am »

Double decoration - might as well make the most of the bonus to Expression.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2560 on: May 06, 2015, 06:56:50 am »

Divination and world history. I feel like those will be more useful. We miiiight want to know if someone is planning to invade us. That and we don't want to look like an idiot like last time when what's his name asked for help to stop an invasion that we weren't even aware of.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2561 on: May 06, 2015, 11:36:28 am »

Getting out of depressed and afraid is such a goddamn pain.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2562 on: May 06, 2015, 12:29:43 pm »

Double Decker Decoration!
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BIRDS.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2563 on: May 06, 2015, 02:09:40 pm »

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"Anything man can imagine is a possibility in reality."
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 9: Air]
« Reply #2564 on: May 06, 2015, 05:16:48 pm »

Okay, I've been following this for a while, and I've got to jump on the double decoration bandwagon. Minmaxing a bit is nice. Maybe there's a check for decoration involved in our diplomatic meeting. People respect you if your place looks nice, right?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.
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