Week 9: Augmentation"Chiming dyads on a glockenspiel" is going on my list of things I don't understand.
Slowly but surely working our way up the noble Hollow Stick With Holes In It.
Now this guy is a smooooth criminal.
Not smooth enough, of course.
Here we go again.
"I think a foreign power is occupying our territory, or something? I never really got the details."
What's our diplomacy ag-
Not again!
If you want to thank us...
...thank us in shinies!
Like that guy!
We have arranged to take shinies off his hands, yes.
Is this a noble thing? This is a noble thing, isn't it?
Haha so this one time I was queen of the entire kingdom and I accidentally married some foreigner. Oops!
You'd think this is the kind of thing they'd teach you in Queen School, but-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
So, this week has been very Queenly! Very not-very-good-at-Queenly, but Queenly nonetheless!
...what thing, Queenly or otherwise, shall we be doing to relax from it?
Speaking of which, poll results are in!
38 Leading by funky example
37 Complete the ritual, rule on as a breathless Lich Queen. All problems solved forever!
27 Executing everyone who can't dance
27 Declaring war on squares
27 Building ourselves a trusted crew
27 SCIENCE AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE FOOLS LAUGHED AT ME AAHAHAHAHA!
25 Screw it, just burn it all
25 Abdicate, retreat to tropical beach. All problems solved forever!
25 TO THE CALIGULAMOBILE!
24 Leading by drunken example
21 Leading by lecherous example
18 Diplomatic... things, so ruinous you're not even sure she didn't plan this
17 Science!
14 Diplomatic success
13 Economic development
11 Economic ruin
6 Diplomatic ruin
3 Diplomatic failure
So there's an
overwhelming consensus to
rule on as a funky lich queen. There's a fair stream of agreement to... well, to clean up the kingdom, as it were, along with various other
maniacal villain housekeeping-focused monarch tendencies.
Long story short, we're the funkiest Disney villain.