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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[Toaster]

You can't say no to that.

[birdy51]

Chillodie will certainly make it to the throne. I can sense it.

[IronyOwl]

What have you people done?!

[Lightningfalcon]

What have you people done?!

We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better...stronger...funkier.

[RAM]

I say negative to Chillodie, until more pressing matters resolve themselves. Of course, if Negadie makes it in, she will just be promptly encouraged to walk in the garden, eat the chocolates, and execute the prisoners to make way, but, oh well, we can but dream...


You know, those yellow lights around her look sort of familiar...

Also, small gripe, why kill the small child when you can kill the soldiers who are in the process of killing you and the small child would be an excellent hostage and might(aside from a small case of bloodlust) be the nations only chance at the magical monarch it needs?

[Culise]

Heh.  And we've just unlocked the earliest death in the game.  Success. ^_^

Also, small gripe, why kill the small child when you can kill the soldiers who are in the process of killing you and the small child would be an excellent hostage and might(aside from a small case of bloodlust) be the nations only chance at the magical monarch it needs?

To be fair, who's to say she didn't?  We were a bit distracted by our own imminent death, after all.  Plus, we know she can blow pretty large holes in the walls of our castle with enough advance warning from our first run-through with the vault, so she probably doesn't really need a hostage to get out.

Spoiler: Significant Julianna spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also, because if we arrest her and don't free or kill her, she eventually gives up all hope for Elodie being a good ruler, from her perspective, and blasts her way out anyways.

EDIT:
Oh, and it just occurred to me, it's funny you should mention that Elodie might be the only chance at the magical monarch Nova needs.  We actually learned in this run-through that there may be another Lumen in the line of succession.  Charlotte is implied to be a Lumen due to her magical healing powers, and if Elodie dies, will become next-in-line as her father Laurent becomes King; Juli might actually know or suspect Charlotte's ability, since she seems to have quite a few friends for someone out of favour with the regent, though there's no real evidence for that.  On the other hand, this also results in Queen-Consort Lucille...

[Eotyrannus]

INITIATE CHILLODIE. WE SHALL SIT AROUND, LOOK PRETTY AND KICK THE MAGIC-HATERS' COLLECTIVE ASS.

[RAM]

Can one attain 'funk' without maximum danciness?

[Eotyrannus]

Can one attain 'funk' without maximum danciness?

Yup. I, for one, shall not question how.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Can one attain 'funk' without maximum danciness?

NOPE

[Limino]

Let's do this! Chillodie!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

LET'S DO THIS,
WE'RE GON' BE SO FUCKIN' CHILL THAT THAT CHOCO POISON WILL GO "SISTAH, YOU FIIIIINE. I GON' GO LEAF U ALONE N' CHOKE OUT DAH PERSON WHO SENT LITTLE OL' ME TO KILL YAH" N' THEN WE'LL LAUGH N' EAT MORE CHOCO

[Slayerz]

Heh.  And we've just unlocked the earliest death in the game.  Success. ^_^

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, we could have done it a week earlier

+1 Chillodie

[Andres]

PTW

[wer6]

CHillodie.

[BFEL]

Holy crap this is still going on.
Anyway:

INITIATE CHILLODIE. WE SHALL SIT AROUND, LOOK PRETTY AND KICK THE MAGIC-HATERS' COLLECTIVE ASS.

NOOOOO! THERE SHALL BE NO ASSKICKING WITH CHILLODIE, SHE MUST SAVE THE WORLD WITH HER FUNKY FRESH RHYMES AND ULTRA CHILL STYLE.

Throw errything into singing and dancing.