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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 275610 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #225 on: December 03, 2013, 12:48:43 am »
Week 9: Deep Breaths



Kind of boring compared to practicing Thousand Wing Storm Stance and hearing about lesbian caster on caster action.


Also kind of boring, but better.


Well aren't you a smooth criminal.


Oh, but when your aunt says it that cheers you right up.


The what in the what now?


Axespendable doesn't know either.


If there's one thing she DOES know, however, it's ruthlessly crushing evil fishmen. Or foreigners. Or exiles, rebels, refugees, or whatever else happens to get in her way.


So. How we doing this?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #226 on: December 03, 2013, 12:50:06 am »
FORD THE RIVERS

CHARGE
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #227 on: December 03, 2013, 12:52:02 am »
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Let's do this!

Seriously, our Tactics and Reflex skills are significantly better than Diplomacy or whatever.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #228 on: December 03, 2013, 04:22:37 am »
I doubt that negotiation will do much good if she doesn't even know who or what she's negotiating with :P

So try pointy-stick diplomacy instead. Prepare for battle!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2013, 06:08:35 am »
Charge!
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birdy51

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2013, 07:19:32 am »
Let us...

PILLAGE THOSE ---

Wait just a moment. Apparently this dude attempted to seduce our witch. I don't like him for that. Grr....
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2013, 08:44:53 am »
War!!
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Hyo

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2013, 08:51:08 am »
Let's be sensible here.

We could always try the brutish, barbaric option after we've exhausted the civilized ones, yes?

Leave this to the golden hands of diplomacy!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2013, 08:54:53 am »
I haven't seen the warpath of this yet so make like an orc and WAAGHHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #234 on: December 03, 2013, 09:51:49 am »
To war, my brothers sisters!

It's not like we have the stats to negotiate, after all.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #235 on: December 04, 2013, 04:13:57 pm »
MURDER!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2013, 04:32:50 pm »
Wait, why are we forced to answer his call for aid? And more importantly, why isn't the king making this decision? I mean, we're not the queen yet.

But nevertheless, Pillage!.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #237 on: December 05, 2013, 09:01:35 am »
Hrrm... You know, I do have to wonder what exactly we are getting Axspendable into. I should hope that this decision doesn't come to haunt us in the end.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #238 on: December 05, 2013, 01:54:23 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on December 05, 2013, 09:01:35 am
Hrrm... You know, I do have to wonder what exactly we are getting Axspendable into. I should hope that this decision doesn't come to haunt us in the end.

Well, in all likelihood, whichever side we don't help will want to kill us, so we might as well take the option that includes crushing the other person's military might in one swoop :)
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 9: Deep Breaths]
« Reply #239 on: December 05, 2013, 02:21:25 pm »
Quote from: Calech on December 05, 2013, 01:54:23 pm
Quote from: birdy51 on December 05, 2013, 09:01:35 am
Hrrm... You know, I do have to wonder what exactly we are getting Axspendable into. I should hope that this decision doesn't come to haunt us in the end.

Well, in all likelihood, whichever side we don't help will want to kill us, so we might as well take the option that includes crushing the other person's military might in one swoop :)

True enough. And if they attempt to assassinate us with snakes, we will counter them with our hawks and reflexes.
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