Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

This isn't an update. This isn't an update at all!

Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 179

Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 279671 times)

Delta Foxtrot

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week and Weekend 7: Quick As A Snake]
« Reply #210 on: November 30, 2013, 01:39:34 pm »

Been following this all along, has been fun. Keep it up.

Because he's waiting for the third-in-line to off the crown heir, then he'll kill her. It's what I'd do.

Reminds me of a fun old film about a ninth-in-line heir killing his way through the family tree.
Logged

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week and Weekend 7: Quick As A Snake]
« Reply #211 on: December 01, 2013, 12:20:39 am »

Week 8: Stupid Snakes


Reflexes 4
Military Strategy 3
Internal Affairs 2? (was voted for double dose once)
Foreign Intel 2
Cyphering 1



We're almost ready to be an anime hero!


And lead armies? I'd say we're about ready to defend our kingdom against encroaching threats.

Aside from having no leadership or offensive capabilities, obviously.


Nonetheless, we agree with ourselves, and may now inspect the troops.


Excellent, another brilliant madman to laugh at and ridicule as he stalks off swearing revenge.

Quote from: Missing Image
Remember, the treasury is not infinite. If you invest now, you'll have less money to work with later.
Awwww, can't I just raise taxes or renege on money I owe other people or something?


Stupid idea, it'll never catch on.


Interesting. Now if only I had the faintest idea how much a lassi/Iassi was.

Oh right! Accounting. That might have been helpful.

I also compared the lowercase l's and capital I's to determine just what our money is called, but it turns out they're the exact same character.


But then like, couldn't anyone have books? You can't let commoners have literacy, goddamnit!

I swear, it's like I'm the only one working to keep humanity moving forward.


Queens really need entirely too many skills.

Or more trusted advisers or something. Then again, maybe that's why Mommy's gone.


Well, what's another 800 years of darkness compared to our Queen's ability to outmaneuver a cat?

Of course, it could be that whoever eventually ends up on the throne is going to have to be better at staying alive than being a Queen. Snakes and all.




Apparently visiting the barracks makes us feel like a little girl or something. Dunno why that would be.
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #212 on: December 01, 2013, 12:27:12 am »

Maybe we're intimidated by all the soldiers?
Also, when I saw the thread title, I thought we were mortally wounded by a snake or something.
Visit the barracks.
Logged

Blaze

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Chaos that Crawls up on you with a Smile.
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #213 on: December 01, 2013, 12:56:56 am »

Production and Trade? I thought we were the Queen not the Demon Lord Crimson Scholar.

+1 on the Barracks, since we're heading that way to obtain !!Magic!! anyway.
Logged

Orb

  • Bay Watcher
  • [Loves_RTS]
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #214 on: December 01, 2013, 04:28:19 pm »

We haven't died yet!? Huzzah, praise the dead queen!

Visit the barracks.
Logged
[Will:1] You scream. You scream like a little girl in pigtails and a tutu, flailing ineffectually like a starfish on meth.

Karlito

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #215 on: December 01, 2013, 05:02:18 pm »

Is the Crown the only source of investment capital in the Kingdom? We should be encouraging private banking before we go building printing presses anyhow.

Attend Court
Logged
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

Hyo

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #216 on: December 01, 2013, 05:24:26 pm »

+Barracks
Logged

i2amroy

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cats, ruling the world one dwarf at a time
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #217 on: December 01, 2013, 09:14:37 pm »

If we're shooting for that regal attitude to get ourselves into the vault we'll need the right mood for it. Barracks all the way!
Logged
Quote from: PTTG
It would be brutally difficult and probably won't work. In other words, it's absolutely dwarven!
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - A fun zombie survival rougelike that I'm dev-ing for.

birdy51

  • Bay Watcher
  • Always be Beeping
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #218 on: December 01, 2013, 10:30:08 pm »

Eh why not. Let's inspect the troops.
Logged
BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Week 8: Stupid Snakes]
« Reply #219 on: December 01, 2013, 11:13:44 pm »

Weekend 8: A Little Tense



Ah, so the soldiers inspire us with their discipline.

And also remind us that if we fuck up at all like fifty people will die.


Also good to know.



I don't even remember what we're depressed about at this point (attending court, maybe?) but here we are.
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #220 on: December 01, 2013, 11:18:18 pm »

Voice and Dogs, maybe?
Logged

birdy51

  • Bay Watcher
  • Always be Beeping
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #221 on: December 02, 2013, 06:37:45 am »

How about...

Voice and FALCONS!

That will help us catch those dirty snakes.
Logged
BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Broken

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #222 on: December 02, 2013, 07:28:21 am »

Decoration and Horses. What kind of queen dosn't know how to ride?
Logged
Quote
In a hole in the ground there lived a dwarf. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dwarf fortress, and that means magma.
Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

EuchreJack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lord of Norderland - Lv 20 SKOOKUM ROC
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #223 on: December 02, 2013, 08:46:23 am »

How about...

Voice and FALCONS!

That will help us catch those dirty snakes.

Agreed!  Down with the snakes!

BFEL

  • Bay Watcher
  • Tail of a stinging scorpion scourge
    • View Profile
Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 8: A Little Tense]
« Reply #224 on: December 02, 2013, 02:33:53 pm »

How about...

Voice and FALCONS!

That will help us catch those dirty snakes.
You know what? Sure, because this is hilarious.
Logged
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 179